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This is everything that was reviewed and approved for amIright on August 6, 2009. These are not items submitted on August 6, 2009, but rather items that were reviewed that day by site editors.

Song Parodies:

"She's Annoyed" by Andy Primus
    a parody of "Paranoid," Black Sabbath
"Learn How to Spell" by Weily Coyote
    a parody of "Warriors of Time," Black Tide
"Mom Begins to Scream" by Weily Coyote
    a parody of "Hearts Burst Into Fire," Bullet for My Valentine
"Flawless Victory" by Tokusou Sentai Blessranger
    a parody of "Sweet Victory," David Glen Eisley
"Not Amore (Second opinion)" by Airfarcewon
    a parody of "That 's Amore," Dean Martin
"I Can Give You Anything By GOV" by Barry J. Mitchel
    a parody of "I Can't Give You Anything But Love," Diana Krall
"Illegal Woman " by Guy DiRito
    a parody of "Evil Woman ," Electric Light Orchestra
"If I Slugged You" by Airfarcewon
    a parody of "If I Loved You," From "Carousel"
"Ugly Hottie" by Flash Flood
    a parody of "Paparazzi," Lady GaGa
"Another Puck in the Rink" by Weily Coyote
    a parody of "Another Brick in the Wall," Pink Floyd
"The Parodist From Cincinnati" by Old Man Ribber
    a parody of "The Cockroach That Ate Cincinnati," Rose And The Arrangement
"Like a Firework" by Weily Coyote
    a parody of "Little Smirk," Theory of a Deadman
"Hate This Car" by Weily Coyote
    a parody of "Hate My Life," Theory of a Deadman
"Braggin Online" by Fiddlegirl
    a parody of "Draggin the Line," Tommy James and the Shondells

Song Parody Recordings:

Aug 6 "The Chef" by Medemia a parody of "The Wrestler" by Bruce Springsteen
This is NOT AN AUTOBIOGRAPHICAL SONG! I have never... well, I haven't, err... I didn't... ok. I can't lie. I did most of these. Even the lemon square incident where I added 2 cups of baking soda instead of 2 table spoons. It isn't too bad. You get used to it after a while. Soundclick: (mp3) (Comments)

Songs That Are Banned:

"Closer," Nine Inch Nails
Most radio stations don't play this song due to its explicit sexual content and supposed blasphemy in the lyric "you get me closer to God." The music video for Closer was banned by MTV for disturbing images (such as a monkey on a crucifix) and nudity. Nine Inch Nails later made a censored version of the video that replaces the offensive scenes with placards that say "SCENE MISSING".
Submitted by: =3

Band Name Pronunciation:

Xzibit pronounced as Ex-zib-bit
As in "exhibit". Some peopel try to pronounce it "zibbet" or "zibbit".
Submitted by: Soul

What A Band is Best Known For (aside from their music):

"The Seventh Son," Krist Noveselic
The Nirvana bassist has been active in Seattle politics for years. He recently got into office as county clerk in Wahiakum County, WA.
Submitted by: Jakko Wakko
"Albedo 0.39," The Who
On December 3, 1979, 11 teens were trampled to death when the crowd rushed to find the good seats at Riverfront Coliseum.This tragedy led to the repealing of "festival", or general, seating in Cincinnati. The Who left town shortly after the tragedy.
Submitted by: Rocky
"New Model, No. 15," Metallica
Some copies of the album have a warning sticker that reads "The only track you probably won't want to play is "Damage, Inc" due to multiple use of the infamous "F" word. Otherwise, there aren't any "s***s", "f***s", "p***es", "c***s", "motherf***ers", or "c***suckers" anywhere on this record." Absolutely classic.
Submitted by: =3

Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:

"Tell Her About It," Billy Joel
"Then You Can Tell Me Goodbye," Casinos
"Stay Awhile," The Bells
"Then You Can Tell Me Goodbye," Casinos

Song Title Space Change:

"Coffee's Hop Soundtrack" originally "Coffeeshop Soundtrack," All Time Low
Submitted by: Bruce Curb

Band Name Anagrams:

I Sneer By Jar anagram of Jane Siberry Submitted by: Mae Beam
See Briny Jar anagram of Jane Siberry Submitted by: Mae Beam
Tweeter Judo Champ anagram of The Wamdue Project Submitted by: Mae Beam

Names as a Word Bank:

Wow, two red roosters were at war at Easter. from Rod Stewart Submitted by: Bruce Curb

Band Name Spoonerisms:

Mall Cook Part Knee originally "Paul McCartney"
Bruce Curb
The Damn Woo Project originally "The Wamdue Project"
Mae Beam

Products Bands Should Endorse Based on Their Name:

Anal Cunt should endorse Sex Shops
That name says it all....
Submitted by: Paul Warren
Cash Cash should endorse a bank
Submitted by: =3
Toto should endorse Toto brand toilets
Submitted by: =3
Toto should endorse Anything involving The Wizard of Oz
Toto is Dorothy's dog...get it?
Submitted by: =3

Movies Named After Song Titles:

"15 Step," Ravel
This film won a Razzie in 1984
Submitted by: Paul Warren

Upbeat Songs With Depressing Lyrics:

"Stand Or Fall" by The Fixx
The Lyrics:
Crying parents tell their children
"If you survive, don't do as we did."
A son exclaims "There'll be nothing to do to."
Her daughter says she'll be dead with you.
Why:
The song is a war protest.
Submitted by: Brian Kelly

Onomatopoeia in Lyrics:

"Portland Oregon" by Loretta Lynn
The Lyrics:
Well Portland Oregon and sloe gin fizz
If that ain't love then tell me what is
Why:
the fizz is in the soda mixed with the sloe gin in a sloe gin fizz
Submitted by: Tania WYEP

Lyrics Spoonerisms:

"The Motown Song," Rod Stewart
The Lyrics:
Bring over some of your old Motown records
We'll put the speakers in the window and we'll go
On the roof and listen to the Miracles.
Why:
Bring over some of your Motown records
We'll put the weakers in the spindo and we'll go
On the roof and missin' to the Lyricals.
Submitted by: British Bullcrap
 
 
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