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This is everything that was reviewed and approved for amIright on August 5, 2009. These are not items submitted on August 5, 2009, but rather items that were reviewed that day by site editors.
Song Parodies:
"Random Song (Feat. Chris Maldonado)" by Sean Peters
a parody of "Just Push Play (Radio Mix)," Aerosmith
a parody of "Just Push Play (Radio Mix)," Aerosmith
"It's Kill Knock 'em Cold For Me" by Guy DiRito
a parody of "It's Still Rock and Roll to Me," Billy Joel
a parody of "It's Still Rock and Roll to Me," Billy Joel
"Odumba got Run Over By A Redneck" by Poli-tick-ly Incorrect
a parody of "Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer," Elmo & Patsy
a parody of "Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer," Elmo & Patsy
"I Am A Merry Maiden And An English-Major Fiddlegirl" by Tommy Turtle
a parody of "I Am The Very Model Of A Modern Major-General," Gilbert & Sullivan
a parody of "I Am The Very Model Of A Modern Major-General," Gilbert & Sullivan
"The Little Old Party Where Pants Aren't Needed" by Alvin Rhodes
a parody of "The Little Old Lady From Pasadena," Jan And Dean
a parody of "The Little Old Lady From Pasadena," Jan And Dean
"We'll Sue" by Old Man Ribber
a parody of "Sweet Sue," Jazz Standard
a parody of "Sweet Sue," Jazz Standard
"Sal and Buñuel Were Through" by John A. Barry
a parody of "I Put a Spell on You," Screamin' Jay Hawkins
a parody of "I Put a Spell on You," Screamin' Jay Hawkins
"Mammie Robinson (Michelle Yo' Mama)" by Poli-tick-ly Incorrect
a parody of "Mrs. Robinson," Simon & Garfunkel
a parody of "Mrs. Robinson," Simon & Garfunkel
"My Brother is a Jigglypuff" by Tokusou Sentai Blessranger
a parody of "Best Day Ever," Tom Kenny
a parody of "Best Day Ever," Tom Kenny
Song Parody Recordings:
Song parody about hate comments and cyber-bullying on YouTube and on the internet in general.
YouTube: (Video)
(Comments)
Song Parody Fragments:
"Wouldn't it be nice" by The Beach Boys
Better Lyrics:
Got my mind made up
as I'm driving through the fields
as I'm driving through the fields
Original Lyrics:
Wouldn't it be nice if we were older
Then we wouldnt have to wait so long
And wouldn't it be nice to live together
In the kind of world where we belong
You know its gonna make it that much better
When we can say goodnight and stay together
Wouldn't it be nice?
Then we wouldnt have to wait so long
And wouldn't it be nice to live together
In the kind of world where we belong
You know its gonna make it that much better
When we can say goodnight and stay together
Wouldn't it be nice?
Submitted by: Ed Burkle
"Low" by Flo Rida
Better Lyrics:
next time out to sea
bring enough soil to bury me
for i dont want my final jig in the belly of a squid
bring enough soil to bury me
for i dont want my final jig in the belly of a squid
Original Lyrics:
Shawty had them apple bottom jeans
Boots with the fur, the fur
The whole club was looking at her
She hit the flo'
Next thing you know
Shawty got low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low
Boots with the fur, the fur
The whole club was looking at her
She hit the flo'
Next thing you know
Shawty got low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low
Submitted by: dxman
"Changes In Latitude, Changes In Attitude" by Jimmy Buffett
Better Lyrics:
I spent four lonely days in a brown L.A. haze,
And I just want you back by my side.
And I just want you back by my side.
Original Lyrics:
With all of our running and all of our cunning,
If we couldn't laugh, we would all go insane.
If we couldn't laugh, we would all go insane.
Submitted by: Allison O'Silla
"Both Sides Now " by Judy Collins
Better Lyrics:
Native son, what have you done?
Original Lyrics:
Tears and fears and feeling proud
To say I love you right out loud
Dreams and schemes and circus crowds
Ive looked at life that way
But now old friends are acting strange
They shake their heads, they say Ive changed
Well somethings lost, but somethings gained
In living every day
Ive looked at life from both sides now
From win and lose and still somehow
Its lifes illusions I recall
I really dont know life at all
Ive looked at life from both sides now
From up and down, and still somehow
Its lifes illusions I recall
I really dont know life at all
To say I love you right out loud
Dreams and schemes and circus crowds
Ive looked at life that way
But now old friends are acting strange
They shake their heads, they say Ive changed
Well somethings lost, but somethings gained
In living every day
Ive looked at life from both sides now
From win and lose and still somehow
Its lifes illusions I recall
I really dont know life at all
Ive looked at life from both sides now
From up and down, and still somehow
Its lifes illusions I recall
I really dont know life at all
Submitted by: Ed Burkle
"Suck My Kiss" by The Red Hot Chili Peppers
Better Lyrics:
'if i knew what emit remmus meant, maybe this might fit the song better, but it just seems a little inappropriate...'
Original Lyrics:
Should of been, could of been
Would of been dead
If I didnt get the message
Goin to my head
I am what I am
Most motherf------
Dont give a damn
Aw baby think you can
Be my girl, I'll be your man
Would of been dead
If I didnt get the message
Goin to my head
I am what I am
Most motherf------
Dont give a damn
Aw baby think you can
Be my girl, I'll be your man
Submitted by: Calsti
"Never Leave You" by Tinchy Stryder Featuring. Amelle Berrabah
Better Lyrics:
American Express will do nicely thank you.
Original Lyrics:
Cause I been around the world I seen so many places
living the life iv worked so hard to make it
trading the world for money stars and power
living my life at 100mph
I been loving you like it was the first time
I’m still loving you like it was the first time
Woah woah I will never leave ya
Woah woah I will never leave ya
living the life iv worked so hard to make it
trading the world for money stars and power
living my life at 100mph
I been loving you like it was the first time
I’m still loving you like it was the first time
Woah woah I will never leave ya
Woah woah I will never leave ya
Submitted by: yoda-gon=kenobi
"Saving All My Love For You" by Whitney Houston
Better Lyrics:
She was one in a million So there's five more just in New South Wales
Original Lyrics:
So I'm saving all my love
Yes I'm saving all my love
Yes I'm saving all my love for you
Yes I'm saving all my love
Yes I'm saving all my love for you
Submitted by: Weird Dave
Misheard Lyrics Story:
"Haight St.," Anberlin
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's leave this hate behind
Original Lyrics:
Let's leave this night behind
Story about this misheard lyric by: Alex: I thought they were making a play on words with the title, "Hate" Street... I guess I out-thought myself once again :)
"Monster," The Automatic
Misheard Lyrics:
What's that coming over the hill, is it a bus stop?
OR perhaps
What's that coming over the hill, is it a bust up?
OR perhaps
What's that coming over the hill, is it a bust up?
Original Lyrics:
What's that coming over the hill, is it a monster?
Story about this misheard lyric by: Jane Smith: Cheerfully sang along to the song with the wrong lyrics and then the NEW wrong lyrics in front of our friends' 17 year old son and his girlfriend. Will never live it down!
"I'm So Glad I'm Standing Here Today," Joe Cocker (w/The Crusaders)
Misheard Lyrics:
Some said I was hopeless
Line tangled in the night
or
Some said I was hopeless
Wine mangled in the vine
or
Some said I was hopeless
Tie tangled in the flight
Line tangled in the night
or
Some said I was hopeless
Wine mangled in the vine
or
Some said I was hopeless
Tie tangled in the flight
Original Lyrics:
Some said I was hopeless
Mind tangled in the line
Mind tangled in the line
Story about this misheard lyric by: RS Rush: Evidently, each voice in my damn head has heard this crap in a different way for the last twenty years. We can't be sure which of us is right anymore.
"Sneaker Night," Vanessa Hudgens
Misheard Lyrics:
Bruce Lee, Bubblegum, GI Joe and red flash pants
Original Lyrics:
Basically what we're gonna do is dance (3x)
Story about this misheard lyric by: Tyrone The Terrible: I was thinking of the 80's at the time.
Celebrities Who Sing:
Claudia Christian
"Once Upon A Time, So Far Away" Yes, Commander Ivanova herself did sing, she released three albums- Once Upon A Time, Claudia Squared, and Taboo, and she also sang along with the other cast members of Babylon 5 on the album The Be Five - Michael PrymulaJada Pinkett Smith
"Something Inside Of Me" Was the lead singer for the heavy metal band Wicked Wisdom for a few years, most people hated them, I thought they weren't too bad personally, though Jada sounded really awkward whenever she tried screaming out lyrics instead of singing them - Michael PrymulaJuliette Lewis
"Hot Kiss, You're Speaking My Language, Sticky Honey" Juliette Lewis had a band called Juliette Lewis And The Licks. She first fronted the band in 2003 after she attended a BLondie ocncert and was "blown away" by it, she then new music was her calling, and i'm sure most people agree she sings better then she acts. The Licks just borke up this year though, and now Lewis has formed a new band The New Romantiques, wonder if they're any good? - Michael Prymula"King Tut" Released the album "A Wild and Crazy Guy" in 1976, with the huge hit "King Tut". He also appeared in the Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band film, performing "Maxwell's Silver Hammer." - dxman
Singers Who Act:
"Obsessed" I suppose she shows some acting talent here, but still messes up the movie, assuming it had anything going for it for her to mess up. She palys the wife of a man stalked by a crazed woman (the latter played by Ali Larter). The wife played by Beyonce is so insanely jealous (even before she knows anything of the stalking) that she is sometimes as scary as the stalker! - Marlene L. Ram
"Straight to Hell" Courtney Love first set eyes on Kurt Cobain at an event I like to call "Wrestlemania Portland", an event I will describe if I find a relevant post. However, Kurt first saw Courtney in this Alex Cox movie starring Joe Strummer and Elvis Costello. Kurt watched the film with a friend, Damon Romero, who pointed at an actress and said, "Hey, there's the girl from that band down in Portland [Hole]." This woman was Courtney Love. - Jakko Wakko
"An episode of "House"" He played an epileptic musician. - Rocky
Deborah Gibson
"College Date, Mega Shark Vs. Giant Octopus" Pretty good in Mega Shark, never saw College Date though. - Michael Prymula"Belly, Exit Wounds, Never Die Alone" He was outstanding in Never Die Alone! - Michael Prymula
Evan Seinfeld (biohazard singer)
"Oz (HBO Tv show)" he's also an adult film actor & producer with his wife Tera Patrick - xfuelx"Half Past Dead, Turn It Up, The Cookout, Scary Movie 3, Fast And The Furious, Assault On Prencinct 13, Furnace" Not too bad actually. - Michael Prymula
"Ticker, Belly, Sacred Is The Flesh" - Michael Prymula
"Juice, Above The Rim, Poetic Justice, Gang Related, Bullet, Gridlock'd" An excellent actor who will truly be missed. - Michael Prymula
What A Band is Best Known For (aside from their music):
"50 Ways To Leave Your Lover," Primius
Les Claypool helped South Park creators Matt Stone and Trey Parker compose the South Park theme song!
Submitted by: Konner
Add a Letter To a Song Title:
"Changes In Platitude, Changes In Attitude" originally "Changes In Latitude, Changes In Attitude" by Jimmy Buffett
Daphne Hughes
New Band Names:
Children Of Boredom is a better name for Children Of Bodom
What I usually think of on reading actual name Submitted by: Norman Cornelius
What I usually think of on reading actual name Submitted by: Norman Cornelius
Mary Lee Tennessee is a better name for Hannah Montana
Miley Cyrus was born in Tennessee. Submitted by: Random Madeupperson
Miley Cyrus was born in Tennessee. Submitted by: Random Madeupperson
Untapped Commercial Ideas:
The Ketchup Song by Las Ketchup used for Tomato Ketchup Submitted by: Jenna
Duets Not Yet Performed:
Party Lights Down In The Willow Garden
"Party Lights ," Claudine Clark and "Down In The Willow Garden," The Everly Brothers
- Submitted by: Marian
- Submitted by: Marian
Gravedigger, Dig My Grave
"Gravedigger," Dave Matthews and "Dig My Grave," They Might Be Giants
- Submitted by: Eric Andrews
- Submitted by: Eric Andrews
Mean Mr. Mustard-And-Ketchup Song
"Mean Mr. Mustard," The Beatles and "The Ketchup Song," Las Ketchup
- Submitted by: Raphael
- Submitted by: Raphael
Attack Of The Killer Tomato Ketchup
"Attack Of The Killer Tomatoes," Movie Theme and "The Ketchup Song," Las Ketchup
- Submitted by: Carolee
- Submitted by: Carolee
Dirty Sticky Ketchup Song
"Dirty Sticky Floors," Dave Gahan and "The Ketchup Song," Las Ketchup
Well, the duet title isn't the best combination, but it would make a nice song;) - Submitted by: pauly
Well, the duet title isn't the best combination, but it would make a nice song;) - Submitted by: pauly
The Logical Ketchup Song
"The Ketchup Song," Las Ketchup and "The Logical Song," Scooter
- Submitted by: D-Boz
- Submitted by: D-Boz
I Like King Tut
"I Like Big T**s," Joe Walsh and "King Tut," Steve Martin
- Submitted by: Douglas Henry Nutz
- Submitted by: Douglas Henry Nutz
I Like Big Tuts
"I Like Big T**s," Joe Walsh and "King Tut," Steve Martin
- Submitted by: Douglas Henry Nutz
- Submitted by: Douglas Henry Nutz
Where Is The California Love?
"Where Is The Love?," Black Eyed Peas and "California Love," Tupac Shakur
- Submitted by: Josh 999
- Submitted by: Josh 999
Hotel California Love
"Hotel California," The Eagles and "California Love," Tupac Shakur
- Submitted by: Mike Armstrong
- Submitted by: Mike Armstrong
California Love Train
"California Love," Tupac Shakur and "Love Train," The O'jays
- Submitted by: Josh 999
- Submitted by: Josh 999
Bad Choices for On Hold Music:
"Gravedigger," Dave Matthews Cemetery / Funeral Home Paulie
"Nymphomania," Inkubus Sukkubus Sexoholics -hotline cherry girl
"We Belong With The Dead," Inkubus Sukkubus Suicide Prevention Hotline Fbug
"You Can't See Me," Tupac Shakur National Federation of the Blind Deaf in one ear, Can't hear out the other
"When We Ride On Our Enemies," Tupac Shakur Rape Recovery Center Payne
"You Can't See Me," Tupac Shakur Center For The Blind Elana Hudson
Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:
"How Do You Want It?," Tupac Shakur
"I Want It That Way," Backstreet Boys An obvious Q&A if I ever saw one.
"I Want It That Way," Backstreet Boys An obvious Q&A if I ever saw one.
Band Name Anagrams:
The Salad King anagram of Talking Heads Submitted by: George Straitjacket
Like Emerson, Lake & Palmer's Brain Salad Surgery?
Song Title Anagrams:
"A Fume, Yikes!" originally "If U Seek Amy," Britney Spears
Submitted by: =3
"Codeine Golf" originally "Feel Good, Inc.," Gorillaz
Submitted by: =3
"Retyping Gutty Python" originally "P.Y.T. (Pretty Young Thing)," Michael Jackson
RIP Michael Jackson.
Submitted by: =3
"Modernist" originally "Tom's Diner," Suzanne Vega
Submitted by: =3
Why the Name is Stupid:
Las Ketchup
Condiments are not a good idea for band names. Salt-N-Pepa, Relish, and now this? Come on! Submitted by: Random Madeupperson
Condiments are not a good idea for band names. Salt-N-Pepa, Relish, and now this? Come on! Submitted by: Random Madeupperson
Names as a Word Bank:
I'm a tomato, I love to move it from Demi Lovato Submitted by: Jonathan S.
Nonsensical Lyrics:
"Countryboy" by Alan Jackson
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
Bucket seats, soft as baby’s new butt Lockin’ hubs, that’ll take you through a deep rut
Why They're Nonsensical:
Because locking and unlocking hubs are just to engage/disengage 4-wheel drive, not to improve traction. In that case it would be Locking gear differential that would get you through the deep rut.
Submitted by: Levi
"Makes Me Wonder" by Maroon 5
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
Decisions that made my bed
Why They're Nonsensical:
Decisions AREN'T living things. They can't do things for you.
Submitted by: Dongquan
Insulting Lyrics:
"Peace Sells" by Megadeth
The Insulting Lyrics:
What do you mean I hurt your feelings?
I didn't know you had any feelings.
I didn't know you had any feelings.
Why They're Insulting:
Last time I checked, saying someone didn't have any feelings was rude.
Submitted by: Metalhead
Dated Lyrics:
"Mustang Sally" by Wilson Pickett
The Dated Lyrics:
I bought you a brand new Mustang A 1965
Why They're Dated:
We still have Mustangs today. This is not "dated" because you can't change the fact that he in fact did buy it brand new in 1965
Submitted by: LiLac22281
Dirty Lyrics:
"Hey Jude" by The Beatles
The Dirty Lyrics:
so let it out and let it in,
hey jude, begin
the movement you need is on your shoulder
hey jude, begin
the movement you need is on your shoulder
Why They're Dirty:
this is a song of paul mccartney for john lennon's son, julian. this part is giving julian some advice on future sexual encounters...
Submitted by: acer alhmar
"Insomnia" by Faithless
The Dirty Lyrics:
Let me sleep so I can dream about making mad love on the heath
, Tearing off tights with my teeth.
I confess I burnt a hole in the matress.
, Tearing off tights with my teeth.
I confess I burnt a hole in the matress.
Why They're Dirty:
Think about it... eh. He won't be doing that again.
Submitted by: Jakko Wakko
"Pink Cookies in a Plastic Bag..." by L.L. Cool J
The Dirty Lyrics:
Pink Cookies in a Plastic Bag Gettin' Crushed by Buildings
Why They're Dirty:
I did not realize this song was dirty when I was a kid. He actually says before the song starts, "The art of makin' love..." I'm surprised there is not more Hip-Hop and R&B on this site.
Submitted by: LiLac22281
"Erotica" by Madonna
The Dirty Lyrics:
I'd like to put you in a trance, all over
Erotic, erotic, put your hands all over my body
Erotic, erotic, put your hands all over my body
Erotic, erotic
Give it up, do as I say
Give it up and let me have my way
I'll give you love, I'll hit you like a truck
I'll give you love, I'll teach you how to ...
Erotic, erotic, put your hands all over my body
Erotic, erotic, put your hands all over my body
Erotic, erotic
Give it up, do as I say
Give it up and let me have my way
I'll give you love, I'll hit you like a truck
I'll give you love, I'll teach you how to ...
Why They're Dirty:
What rhymes with truck and begins with an "F"?
Submitted by: Beth
"Justify my Love" by Madonna
The Dirty Lyrics:
I wanna kiss you in Paris
I wanna hold your hand in Rome
I wanna run naked in a rainstorm
Make love in a train cross-country
You put this in me
So now what, so now what?
I wanna hold your hand in Rome
I wanna run naked in a rainstorm
Make love in a train cross-country
You put this in me
So now what, so now what?
Why They're Dirty:
Running nude? Look at it once more, okay!
Submitted by: Beth
"Hotel Room" by Pitbull
The Dirty Lyrics:
I'm the plumber of the night
Let me check your pipes
You're the healthy type
Here goes some egg whites
Let me check your pipes
You're the healthy type
Here goes some egg whites
Why They're Dirty:
JUST LOOK!!!
Submitted by: Beth
"Peaches" by The Presidents of the United States of America
The Dirty Lyrics:
I took a little nap where the roots all twist
Squished your rotten peach in my fist
And dreamed about you, woman
I poked my finger down inside
Make a little room for an ant to hide
Nature's candy in my hand or can or pie
Squished your rotten peach in my fist
And dreamed about you, woman
I poked my finger down inside
Make a little room for an ant to hide
Nature's candy in my hand or can or pie
Why They're Dirty:
Says he's squished a peach dreaming about a woman...Also needs to be on Misrhymed lyrics!
Submitted by: LiLac22281
"Gun Love" by ZZ Top
The Dirty Lyrics:
She'll shoot ya full of love 'til your love bone aches
Why They're Dirty:
Does this really need any explanation?
Submitted by: Jonathan S.
Song Lyrics That Mention Other Songs:
"Never Again" by Kelly Clarkson
The Song Lyrics:
Until he's through with you
Song They Mention:
"Through With You" by Maroon 5 (2004).
Submitted by: Dongquan
Songs That Open With Their Titles:
"Janie's Got A Gun" by Aerosmith
Opening Lines:
Janie's got a gun janie's got a gun
Comments:
Submitted by: Wolfgang59
"Ghetto" by Akon
Opening Lines:
Ghetto Ghetto Ghetto Ghetto livin'
Comments:
Submitted by: Wolfgang59
"Don't Matter" by Akon
Opening Lines:
Nobody wanna see us together but it don't matter no cause I got you
Comments:
Submitted by: Wolfgang59
"Cyclone" by Baby Bash
Opening Lines:
She moves her body like a cyclone
Comments:
Submitted by: Wolfgang59
"Now You're Gone" by Basshunter
Opening Lines:
Now you're gone, I realize my love for you was strong
Comments:
The English version of Boten Anna.
Submitted by: Weily Coyote
"All I Ever Wanted" by Basshunter
Opening Lines:
All I ever wanted was to see you smiling.
Comments:
The "English" version of DotA...even though the lyrics have nothing to do with the original.
Submitted by: Weily Coyote
"Vi Sitter i Ventrilo och Spela Dota" by Basshunter
Opening Lines:
Vi sitter här i venten och spelar lite DotA. (I hear you man)
Comments:
A Swedish song about the videogame Warcraft 3: DOTA.
Submitted by: Weily Coyote
"All In" by Better Than Ezra
Opening Lines:
All in, all in, you got me all in.
Comments:
They seem to be limited to one an album.
Submitted by: Brian Kelly
"Hey Mama" by Black Eyed Peas
Opening Lines:
Hey mama, this that beat that make you groove, mama
Comments:
Submitted by: Wolfgang59
"Made In England" by Elton John
Opening Lines:
I was made in England out of Cadillac muscle.
Comments:
I thought Cadillac was an American car.
Submitted by: Brian Kelly
"Are You Satisfied?" by Jesus Jones
Opening Lines:
Are you satisfied?
Comments:
Submitted by: Brian Kelly
"Welcome Back Victoria" by Jesus Jones
Opening Lines:
Welcome back, Victoria.
Comments:
Submitted by: Brian Kelly
"Who? Where? Why?" by Jesus Jones
Opening Lines:
Who am I? Where am I? Why do I feel this way?
Comments:
Submitted by: Brian Kelly
"If Jesus Drove a Motorhome" by Jim White
Opening Lines:
If Jesus drove a motor home
I wonder would he drive pedal to the metal, or real slow?
Checking out the stereo
Cassette playing Bob Dylan,
I wonder would he drive pedal to the metal, or real slow?
Checking out the stereo
Cassette playing Bob Dylan,
Comments:
Submitted by: Tania WYEP
"Lonely Ol' Night" by John Mellencamp
Opening Lines:
She calls me up and says "Baby, it's a lonely ol' night."
Comments:
Submitted by: Brian Kelly
"I Keep Forgetting (We're Not In Love Anymore)" by Michael MacDonald
Opening Lines:
I keep forgetting we're not in love anymore.
Comments:
Submitted by: Brian Kelly
"Locking Up The Sun" by Poets Of The Fall
Opening Lines:
They're locking up the sun the light of reason gon
Comments:
Submitted by: Wolfgang59
"What You Got" by Reveille
Opening Lines:
What you got, what you got, what you got...
Comments:
Submitted by: Wolfgang59
"Red Hot" by Robert Gordon
Opening Lines:
My girl is red hot.
Comments:
Am I the only one who finds this song really obnoxious?
Submitted by: Brian Kelly
"Have I Told You Lately" by Rod Stewart
Opening Lines:
Have I told you lately that I love you?
Comments:
I'm surprised this one hasn't been added.
Submitted by: Larcen Tyler
"Last Christmas" by Wham!
Opening Lines:
Last Christmas I gave you my heart, but the very next day, you gave it away.
Comments:
Submitted by: Larcen Tyler
Scary Song Lyrics:
"Handlebars" by Flobots
The Lyrics:
I can hand out a million vaccinations
Or let em all die from exasperations
Have 'em all healed from their lacerations
Or have em all killed by assassinations
I can make anybody go to prison
Just because I don't like 'em...
... And I can end the planet in a holocaust
Or let em all die from exasperations
Have 'em all healed from their lacerations
Or have em all killed by assassinations
I can make anybody go to prison
Just because I don't like 'em...
... And I can end the planet in a holocaust
Why:
The song starts out normal enough, but then it degrades into something of a megalomaniacal rant. I mean, just LOOK at these lyrics!
Submitted by: Jonathan S.
"Mama" by My Chemical Romance
The Lyrics:
Mama, we all go to hell.
Mama, we all go to hell.
I'm writing this letter and wishing you well,
Mama, we all go to hell.
Oh, well, now,
Mama, we're all gonna die.
Mama, we're all gonna die.
Stop asking me questions, I'd hate to see you cry,
Mama, we're all gonna die.
And when we go don't blame us, yeah.
We'll let the fires just bathe us, yeah.
You made us, oh, so famous.
We'll never let you go.
And when you go don't return to me my love.
Mama, we're all full of lies.
Mama, we're meant for the flies.
And right now they're building a coffin your size,
Mama, we're all full of lies.
Well Mother, what the war did to my legs and to my tongue,
You should've raised a baby girl,
I should've been a better son.
If you could coddle the infection
They can amputate at once.
You should've been,
I could have been a better son.
And when we go don't blame us, yeah.
We'll let the fires just bathe us, yeah.
You made us, oh, so famous.
We'll never let you go.
Mama, we all go to hell.
I'm writing this letter and wishing you well,
Mama, we all go to hell.
Oh, well, now,
Mama, we're all gonna die.
Mama, we're all gonna die.
Stop asking me questions, I'd hate to see you cry,
Mama, we're all gonna die.
And when we go don't blame us, yeah.
We'll let the fires just bathe us, yeah.
You made us, oh, so famous.
We'll never let you go.
And when you go don't return to me my love.
Mama, we're all full of lies.
Mama, we're meant for the flies.
And right now they're building a coffin your size,
Mama, we're all full of lies.
Well Mother, what the war did to my legs and to my tongue,
You should've raised a baby girl,
I should've been a better son.
If you could coddle the infection
They can amputate at once.
You should've been,
I could have been a better son.
And when we go don't blame us, yeah.
We'll let the fires just bathe us, yeah.
You made us, oh, so famous.
We'll never let you go.
Why:
Omg Just read, it explains itself
Submitted by: AJ Bozarth
"American Idiot," Green Day
The Lyrics:
Don't want to be an American idiot.
Don't want a nation under the new mania
And can you hear the sound of hysteria?
The subliminal mind f*ck America.
Don't want a nation under the new mania
And can you hear the sound of hysteria?
The subliminal mind f*ck America.
Why:
Having a ringtone like this go off while you're taking a test that will make you an American citizen would be kind of awkward.
Submitted by: ThatAwesomeGuy
"Ha, Ha You're Dead," Green Day
The Lyrics:
Ha Ha you're dead
And I'm so happy
In loving memory
Of your demise
And I'm so happy
In loving memory
Of your demise
Why:
This ringtone at a wake, not so good
Submitted by: Franka
