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This is everything that was reviewed and approved for amIright on July 23, 2009. These are not items submitted on July 23, 2009, but rather items that were reviewed that day by site editors.

Song Parodies:

"Right Wing Man" by Old Man Ribber
    a parody of "Nowhere Man," The Beatles
"Yellow Card Machine" by Michael Pacholek
    a parody of "Yellow Submarine," The Beatles
"Bad Deal (The Deal Or No Deal Banker Messes Up)" by DJ Blaze
    a parody of "Unreal," Black Rose Garden
"Tweet You" by wdh
    a parody of "Fix You," Coldplay
"Ate a Ham, Fartin', then Pong" by John A. Barry
    a parody of "Abraham, Martin, and John," Dion
"I'm Following a Toddler in a Cart at Dollar General" by Fiddlegirl
    a parody of "I Am the Very Model of a Modern Major General," Gilbert & Sullivan
"Computer Idiot" by Candin Booher
    a parody of "American Idiot," Green Day
"Fertile Liza Jane" by Airfarcewon
    a parody of "Little Liza Jane," Harry Belafonte
"Spelling Correction" by DJ Blaze
    a parody of "Shining Collection," Iceman
"Rolling My Pair Of Dice" by DJ Blaze
    a parody of "Be In My Paradise," JJ Company
"Gotten Old" by blackjack21
    a parody of "Hot n Cold," Katy Perry
"Let's Go Oakland A's" by Jay Jianoran
    a parody of "Locomotion," Kylie Minogue
"I Wanna Run The World" by Old Man Ribber
    a parody of "I Wanna Be Like You," Louis Prima (King Louie in The Jungle Book)
"Super Smackdown Saturday: Osama v. Obama" by Kristof Robertson
    a parody of "Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious," Mary Poppins Soundtrack
"L-U-N-CH" by John A. Barry
    a parody of "L-O-V-E," Nat King Cole
"Wash me" by Flash Flood
    a parody of "Rape me," Nirvana
"Old Man Ribber" by Airfarcewon
    a parody of "Old Man River," Paul Robeson
"Golfing Idiot" by wdh
    a parody of "Idioteque," Radiohead
"Tina Fey" by Tokusou Sentai Blessranger
    a parody of "Feuer Frei," Rammstein
"I Will Chew Lunch Meat Tomorrow" by John A. Barry
    a parody of "Will You Still Love Me Tomorrow?," Shirelles

Song Parody Recordings:

July 23 "Christmas Bills" by Mark Scotti a parody of "Jingle Bells" by Gene Autry
The main complaint of the holidy season! YouTube: (Windows Media) (Comments)
July 23 "Alcohol Mixology" by Below Average Dave a parody of "Virtual Insanity" by Jamiroquai
Jamiroquai's Virtual Insanity. . .with emphasis on the Insanity. . .and bartending! soundclick.com: (mp3) (Comments)
July 23 "Channel Surfin'" by Karl Ramey an original work.
a hip hop song from a couch potato's point of view soundclick.com: (mp3) (Comments)
July 23 "Baby Went Crap" by Bryan and Joseph Podwys a parody of "Baby Got Back" by Sir Mix-a-Lot
Diaper Changing Theme Song Youtube: (Youtube Video) (Comments)
July 23 "Dirty Hand Man" by Vanilla Nutsack [Silver Power] a parody of "Rubberband Man" by T.I.
Short parody fragment about a guy who doesn't wash his hands after pooping. Soundclick: (MP3) (Comments)
July 23 "Always Thinking About You" by V-Chords A Cappella a parody of "Original Work" by V-Chords A Cappella
Darling, when I think of you, I think of sawdust... It starts slow but give it a minute and you won't regret it. Youtube: (Youtube Video) (Comments)

Misheard Lyrics Story:

"Poison," Alice Cooper
Misheard Lyrics:
I want to taste you
But your lips are feminist poison.
Original Lyrics:
I want to taste you
But your lips are venomous poison.
Story about this misheard lyric by: Yomi Mizuhara: I was on a trip down to Santa Barbara, CA with a bunch of friends for a choir competition, and this song was blaring on the bus. A friend of mine sang the chorus as misheard above, and got a purse in the face from a fellow classmate who happened to be a self-defined "feminist". Then someone corrected him, and laughing ensued for the next year...

Super Long Pop Songs:

"Welcome To The Pleasuredome,"Frankie Goes To Hollywood - Length: 13:39
I'm amazed its not here yet, this the full album vesion, the radio edit was only about 6 mins
Submitted by: The Man

Crime Records:

Cris Kirkwood "Attacking a security guard"
A security guard got involved with an argument between Kirkwood and a woman over a post office parking space and Kirkwood began striking the guard with his own baton. He was shot twice in the back and sentenced to 24 months in prison.
Submitted by: Riley Keigan

Add a Letter To a Song Title:

"My Simple Hearth" originally "My Simple Heart" by The Three Degrees
Audrey Ruiz
"When Will I Seek You Again?" originally "When Will I See You Again?" by The Three Degrees
Audrey Ruiz

Performer Pseudonyms:

Draco Daemon also known as Micheal Jansen Daemon. Submitted by: Rachel
Edsel Dope also known as Brian Ebejer. Submitted by: Travis
G.G. Allin also known as Jesus Christ Allin. Submitted by: Rock Maninoff
Johnny Christ also known as Jonathan Lewis Seward. Submitted by: Travis
Karl Wolf also known as Carl Abou Samah. Submitted by: Travis
Lady GaGa also known as Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta. Submitted by: Lord God KING Bufu
Lady GaGa also known as Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta. Submitted by: Bob`Boogie
Pete Best also known as Randolph Peter Best. Submitted by: Larcen Tyler
The Rev also known as Jimmy Owen Sullivan. Submitted by: Travis
RevenG also known as Naoki Maeda. Submitted by: DJ Blaze
Soulja Boy Tell 'Em also known as DeAndre Ramone Way. Submitted by: dxman
Synyster Gates also known as Brian Elwin Haner, Jr. Submitted by: Travis
Synyster Gates also known as Brian Elwin Haner, Jr. Submitted by: Travis
Zacky Vengeance also known as Zachary James Baker. Submitted by: Travis

Better Names for Current Songs:

"Dear Maria, Count Me Out" is a better name for "Dear Maria, Count Me In" by All Time Low
Submitted by: Anonymous
"Under Pleasure" is a better name for "Under Pressure" by David Bowie And Freddy Mercury
Submitted by: Amanda Day
"The Liver" is a better name for "The River" by Good Charlotte
Submitted by: Amanda Day
"Suburban Fights" is a better name for "Suburban Knights" by Hard-Fi
Submitted by: Dongquan
"Gas Money " is a better name for "Low Budget" by The Kinks
Submitted by: Adam
"Love Gain" is a better name for "Love Game" by Lady GaGa
Submitted by: Dongquan
"Lama" is a better name for "Mama" by My Chemical Romance
Submitted by: Amanda Day
"House Of Slaves" is a better name for "House Of Wolves" by My Chemical Romance
Submitted by: Amanda Day
"No More Beers" is a better name for "No More Tears" by Ozzy Osbourne
Submitted by: Cysma
"How Do You Solve a Problem Like Urea?" is a better name for "How Do You Solve a Problem Like Maria?" by Sound of Music
Submitted by: Paris Hilton Is On Fire

Performer Nick Names:

Simon & Garfunkel known informally as: Tom and Jerry. Submitted by: Paul Warren

Untapped Commercial Ideas:

Bring Em' Out by T.I used for Champs Sports Submitted by: Jared

Bad Choices for On Hold Music:

"Kill Your Boyfriend," Bis Women's Domestic Violence Hotline Heavy T
"What You Know About That," T.I Alzheimer's Advice Line frank

Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:

"What'd I Say?," Ray Charles
"Rama Lama Ding Dong," The Edsels
"President Of What," Death Cab For Cutie
"The Other Side," Ed Thomas
"Just Dance," Lady GaGa
"Dance, Dance," Fall Out Boy
"Just Dance," Lady GaGa
"I Don't Dance," High School Musical Cast

Song Title Space Change:

"The Hot Test Thing" originally "The Hottest Thing," Usher
Submitted by: Allison O'Silla

Band Name Anagrams:

Cows Copy Boa anagram of Cowboy Copas Submitted by: Regina Haniger
A Cowboy's Cop anagram of Cowboy Copas Submitted by: Regina Haniger

Song Title Acrostics:

bb: "Black Bush," 16 Horsepower
Submitted by: Grillzforlife

Song Title Spoonerisms:

"Mode To Eye Car" originally "Ode To My Car" by Adam Sandler
Submitted by: Allison O'Silla
"Code To My R" originally "Ode To My Car" by Adam Sandler
Submitted by: Allison O'Silla
"Tray Dipper" originally "Day Tripper" by The Beatles
Submitted by: Regina Haniger
"Numb 'N' Wiser" originally "Womanizer" by Britney Spears
Submitted by: Regina Haniger

Products Bands Should Endorse Based on Their Name:

The Birthday Party should endorse Birthdays
Submitted by: Grillzforlife
H2O should endorse water
Submitted by: Grillzforlife
Slipknot should endorse The Boy Scouts
They're known for tying knots.
Submitted by: Rocky
The Stereo MC's should endorse Stereos
Submitted by: Electric Boogeyman
The Stereophonics should endorse Stereos
Submitted by: Electric Boogeyman

Funny Lyrics:

"The Final Countdown" by Europe
The Funny Lyrics:
We're heading for venus and still we stand tall cuz maybe thy've seen us and welcome us all, yeah with so many light-years to go...
Why They're Funny:
The planet venus is relatively "near" to earth. it's less than one light-year away! someone should've paid more attention at the astronomy lecture, this is a gross scientific error. besides, venus has sulfuric acid rain, thick gloomy clouds, extremely high atmospheric pressures and surface temperatures nearing 900 degrees f. hotter than a pizza oven - is this a good place to flee to when humanity commits nuclear suicide? think again.
Submitted by: I Saw Europe Open Up For Def Leppard!
"Age Of Aquarious" by The Fifth Dimension
The Funny Lyrics:
Peace will guide,the planet's,and love will,steer the star's!
Why They're Funny:
And the star-gazer's,will get,confused!
Submitted by: The Big A
"Schism" by Tool
The Funny Lyrics:
I know the pieces fit
Why They're Funny:
Please insert rod a into slot b.
Submitted by: Jon Tatum

Insulting Lyrics:

"Euology Song" by Chaser
The Insulting Lyrics:
My great grand father died this week.
I couldn’t stand him actually nobody could.
But as soon as he passed away everybody went around saying what a top bloke he was, so..
I’d like to dedicate this song to you, Gramps.
He was very hard of hearing,
he was dull and domineering,
mysogenist cantankerous and vain.
He hit the bottle every night,
he hit my grandma out of spite,
and those stories about his bunyons were a pain.
But all that’s now forgotten,
once he took his final breath.
Yes even pricks turn into top blokes after death.
You don’t believe me?
Allow me to furnish you with a few examples..
Steve Irwin lived in khaki,
a cartoon kamikaze,
who taunted crocs and tots so frequently.
And Brocky was some revhead,
who pumped the air with pure lead,
so anti green he drove into a tree.
But all that was forgotten, once they took their final breath.
Yes even tools turn into top blokes after death.
John Lennon chose the hippy life,
he chose some nutbag for a wife,
his songs were never quite as good as Paul’s.
Jeff Buckley fooled all lovers,
just one album, mostly covers,
more wailing than Japan does off our shores.
But all that was forgotten, once he took his final breath,
yes even wankers turn into top blokes after death.
Princess Di was just a sl*t for sex,
when they looked in the car wreck,
her dress was wet with Arab semen *stains*.
Stan Zemanek was a racist jock,
a Fatso xenophobic cock,
whose views were more malignant than his brain.
But all that was forgotten, once he took his final breath,
yes even arseholes turn into top blokes after death.
Don Bradman was a total farce,
a grumpy, greedy tired-arse,
who couldn’t even score one run last time he played.
Kerry Packer was a brothel chief, a tax cheat and a kidney thief.
and procreating Jamie was the worst mistake he made.
But all that was forgotten, once he took his final breath,
yes even **** turn into top blokes after death.
Remember all will be forgotten, once we take our final breath..
yes even pervert motherf**kers,
even rampant child-abusers,
even local Baghdad looters,
even baby bunny rooters,
even reckless drunken drivers,
even rodent sperm imbibers,
even violent poofter bashers,
even public penis flashers,
even rotting corpse molesters,
even human piss ingesters,
even tiny kitten kickers,
even anal finger lickers,
even Anna ‘bloody’ Coren,
yes even she will be a top bloke after death.
Why They're Insulting:
Read. and then tell me - how are they not insulting.
Submitted by: Sean

Inappropriate Lyrics:

"All I Want Is Everything" by Aztec Camera
The Inappropriate Lyrics:
Instead of "tears, just like the jewels adorn their corporate crown", I always thought they were singing "just like the jews and all their corporate crime"
Why They're Inappropriate:
Obvious. I always thought, "wow, they really have freedom of speech in scotland!"
Submitted by: Cathryn G
"I Want To Hold Your Hand" by The Beatles
The Inappropriate Lyrics:
"and when I touch you I feel happy inside."
Why They're Inappropriate:
This is a private matter.
Submitted by: Keaton
"Feelin' This" by Blink 182
The Inappropriate Lyrics:
I wanna take off her clothes
Why They're Inappropriate:
Great idea! just take off her clothes! I'm sure she'll just love that!
Submitted by: Travis
"The Fear" by Lily Allen
The Inappropriate Lyrics:
Life's about filmstars and less about mothers.
Why They're Inappropriate:
You don't care about your mother anymore?
Submitted by: Dongquan

Upbeat Songs With Depressing Lyrics:

"Spicks And Specks" by Bee Gees
The Lyrics:
Where is the sun
That shone on my head
The sun in my life
It is dead
It is dead
Where is the light
That would play In my streets
And where are the friends
I could meet
I could meet
Why:
This song is about the sense of loneliness that was felt when things have changed and people have moved on.
Submitted by: Rocky Mak
"Dip Doodle," Adam Sandler
The Lyrics:
Wing wong, ping pong, King Kong, Cheech and Chong.
Why:
King Kong, which was released as a movie in 1933 with Fay Wray, then as a Saturday Morning TV Show, and remade in 1976 and 2005.
Submitted by: Paul Warren
 
 
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