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This is everything that was reviewed and approved for amIright on July 20, 2009. These are not items submitted on July 20, 2009, but rather items that were reviewed that day by site editors.

Song Parody Recordings:

July 20 "Th Ballad Of The Bailout Bill" by Mark Scotti a parody of "Tha Ballad Of Jed Clampit" by Earl Scruggs
Written about the first attempt at passing the bailout bill. YouTube: (Windows Media) (Comments)

What A Band is Best Known For (aside from their music):

"Chapter Four," Barbara Streisand
While Babs can hardly be considered a topical singer (unlike quite a few of her contemporaries), she has made no secret of her left-leaning political stance, often performing at fundraisers and other events for the U.S. Democratic Party and being an outspoken supporter of liberal causes and political figures.
Submitted by: Raphael

Add a Letter To a Song Title:

"Take You At Your Sword" originally "Take You At Your Word" by Avalon
Doug Pitts
"Take You At Your World" originally "Take You At Your Word" by Avalon
Doug Pitts
"Sewing Life Away" originally "Swing Life Away" by Rise Against
Marcia Todd
"Ass" originally "As" by Stevie Wonder
Not a plural word!
Paul Warren
"Flat" originally "Fat" by Weird Al Yankovic
nally
"Fast" originally "Fat" by Weird Al Yankovic
nally

New Band Names:

Jonas Bothers is a better name for Jonas Brothers
I hate their music...they bother me. Submitted by: TheStupidGenius

Performer Nick Names:

Lady GaGa known informally as: The Electropop Princess. Submitted by: Rachel

Duets Not Yet Performed:

You Don't Bring Me Down Nothing But Flowers
"You Don't Bring Me Anything But Down/Don't Bring Me Down," Sheryl Crow/Electric Light Orchestra and "You Don't Bring Me Flowers/Nothing But Flowers," Barbara Streisand and Neil Diamond/The Talking Heads
- Submitted by: Raphael
Saturday Fever Late Last Night
"Late Last Night," Joe Scruggs and "Night Fever," Bee Gees
Imagine Joe Scruggs singing disco music. - Submitted by: Lee Rasiel

Bad Choices for On Hold Music:

"Are You a Boy or a Girl?," The Barbarians Transgender Awareness Group Raphael

Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:

"Touch Me In The Morning," Diana Ross
"Are You A Boy Or Are You A Girl ," The Barbarians
"Do You Wanna Touch Me?," Joan Jett & the Blackhearts
"Are You A Boy Or Are You A Girl ," The Barbarians
"Are You A Boy Or A Girl?," The Barbarians
"I'm A Boy," The Who
"Are You A Boy Or Are You A Girl?," The Barbarians
"Can't You See," Marshall Tucker Band Are you blind or just stupid?
"Are You A Boy Or Are You A Girl?," The Barbarians
"Girl," Beatles
"Are You A Boy Or Are You A Girl? ," The Barbarians
"I'm Every Woman," Chaka Khan
"Are You A Boy Or Are You A Girl? ," The Barbarians
"I Am Woman," Helen Reddy
"Are You A Boy Or Are You A Girl?," The Barbarians
"A Boy Named Sue," Johnny Cash umm...so are you a boy or a girl?
"Are You a Boy or a Girl?," The Barbarians
"I'm a Man," Chicago
"Are You A Boy or Are You A Girl," The Barbarians
"I'm a Jew, A lonely Jew, On Christmas," Southpark Ha! I knew it!
"Are You A Boy Or A Girl?," The Barbarians
"Just A Girl," No Doubt
"Are You A Boy Or Are You A Girl?," The Barbarians
"I'm Not a Girl ," Brittany Spears An altenative to Aaerni's response
"Where's Captain Kirk," Spizzenergi
"The Middle Of Nowhere," Hot Hot Heat
"Talk To Me, Dance With Me," Hot Hot Heat
"No, Not Now," Hot Hot Heat
"Talk To Me, Dance With Me," Hot Hot Heat
"No, Not Now," Hot Hot Heat
"What Time Is It?," Cast of 'High School Musical'
"7:05," Jonas Brothers
"Where Is Your Heart?," Kelly Clarkson
"Hollywood," Jonas Brothers
"Where Is Your Heart?," Kelly Clarkson
"Australia," Jonas Brothers
"What Time is It?," High School Musical 2 cast
"Time For Me to Fly," Jonas Brothers 'Nuff said.

Band Name Anagrams:

His Toe Hell anagram of The Hollies Submitted by: George Straitjacket
Perhaps because his foot smells?
Iron Cops anagram of Scorpions Submitted by: George Straitjacket
Especially old wrinkled ones!

Song Title Anagrams:

"The Puck Sobs There" originally "The Buck Stops Here," Apathy
How can a puck sob?
Submitted by: Marlene L. Ram
"Ache in Pew" originally "Cheap Wine," Cold Chisel
Submitted by: Marlene L. Ram
"Ah, Nice Pew" originally "Cheap Wine," Cold Chisel
Submitted by: Marlene L. Ram
"Chew A Pine" originally "Cheap Wine," Cold Chisel
Submitted by: Marlene L. Ram
"Enact Hell Hop" originally "The Phone Call," Joe Satriani
Submitted by: Regina Haniger

Why the Name is Stupid:

Hot Hot Heat
Oh, THAT'S clever. Of COURSE heat is hot! Heat is the condition of BEING hot! Easily one of the stupidest/most ill-conceived band names of all time. Submitted by: Jonathan S.

Song Title Acrostics:

New: "National Education Week," 10,000 Maniacs
Submitted by: Grillzforlife

Song Title Spoonerisms:

"Fun Wine Day" originally "One Fine Day" by The Chiffons
Submitted by: Marcia Todd
"The Cone Fall" originally "The Phone Call" by Joe Satriani
Submitted by: Regina Haniger

Band Name Spoonerisms:

Jan Wall Stokeson originally "Stonewall Jackson"
Regina Haniger
"Human Conflict Number Five," 10,000 Maniacs
wheres 1-4
Submitted by: Grillzforlife

Nonsensical Lyrics:

"St. Anger" by Metallica
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
And I want my anger to be healthy
Why They're Nonsensical:
You know you're getting old when you use the words "anger" and "healthy" in the same sentence
Submitted by: Joker
"Help Me" by Nick Carter
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
Help me figure out
the difference between right and wrong,
weak and strong,
day and night
Why They're Nonsensical:
Sorry Nick, but, the figuring out the difference between day and night isn't that hard, is it?
Submitted by: Dutch_Justine
"In Bloom" by Nirvana
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
Nature is a whore.
Why They're Nonsensical:
How is nature a whore? It's not even a human and only humans can be whores.
Submitted by: sXe LeXi 5X2

Song Lyrics That Mention Brand Name Products:

"The Wallet" by Regina Spektor
The Lyrics:
I thumbed them in the dim light
Searching for a clue-
A Blockbuster card,
An old stick of Juicy Fruit
A crumpled receipt for a pair of leather boots
Product Brand Name:
Blockbuster card, Juicy Fruit gum.
Submitted by: Mister Bufu

Song Lyrics That Mention Other Songs:

"Sleep All Day (live)" by Jason Mraz
The Song Lyrics:
We could drive around
and listen to Little You and I
Song They Mention:
Little You and I, on of Jason's older songs.
Submitted by: Guest
 
 
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