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This is everything that was reviewed and approved for amIright on June 22, 2009. These are not items submitted on June 22, 2009, but rather items that were reviewed that day by site editors.

Song Parodies:

"Ayatollah, Ass-ahole-a" by John A. Barry
    a parody of "Hello, Muddah, Hello, Faddah," Allan Sherman
"Coco's Cabana" by Lois Kirschenbaum
    a parody of "Copacabana," Barry Manilow
"Tweets" by Medemia
    a parody of "Girls," Beastie Boys
"56 Star Tattoos" by Medemia
    a parody of "Ob-la-di Ob-la-da," The Beatles
"Middle School Never Ends" by Stiletto Coilz
    a parody of "Highschool Never Ends," Bowling 4 Soup
"Yu-Gi-Oh! GX" by DJ Blaze
    a parody of "Old Time Religion," Buck Owens
"The Long Run" by blackjack21
    a parody of "The Long Run," The Eagles
"In Beverly (Hills, That Is)" by Lee Crowe and Alan Hochbaum
    a parody of "In the Ghetto," Elvis Presley
"On the Street Where You Live" by Anakin McFly
    a parody of "On the Street Where You Live," Frederick Loewe & Alan Jay Lerner
"The Uncle’s Song" by Hakim
    a parody of "The Major-General’s Song," Gilbert & Sullivan
"Twilight My Life" by Cody Spencer
    a parody of "Good Riddance (Time Of Your Life)," Green Day
"Dames People Pay" by Airfarcewon
    a parody of "Games People Play," Joe South
"Nickelback" by Pianoman Sam
    a parody of "Sexyback," Justin Timberlake
"I Will Not Throw Up" by Abbott Skelding
    a parody of "I Do Not Hook Up," Kelly Clarkson
"2009 Lifelock 400 Recap Song" by Jay Jianoran
    a parody of "Better Than You," Lisa Keith
"What a Horrible World (Environmentally)" by Garrett
    a parody of "What a Wonderful World," Louis Armstrong
"Santa Roasting on an Open Fire" by Anakin McFly
    a parody of "The Christmas Song," Mel Tormé and Bob Wells
"Enter The Kidnappers" by Konner Wilson
    a parody of "Enter Sandman," Metallica
"Hey Silver Power" by blackjack21
    a parody of "Hey There Delilah," Plain White T's
"Jim, Beam Me Up Last Today" by Leo Keough
    a parody of "Bohemian Rhapsody," Queen
"Killing Me Softly with His Song" by Anakin McFly
    a parody of "Killing Me Softly with His Song," Roberta Flack
"The Bates Motel" by Tim Hall
    a parody of "The Ice Hotel," Stacey Kent
"P-Head Split" by Tokusou Sentai Blessranger
    a parody of "Ballroom Blitz," The Sweet
"Porsche" by Airfarcewon
    a parody of "Mr. Ed," Theme from tv show
"Squealin' (A Pig's Predicament)" by blackjack21
    a parody of "Stealin'," Uriah Heep
"Muddy Collie" by blackjack21
    a parody of "Buddy Holly," Weezer
"Flying Without Bins" by Gari J
    a parody of "Flying Without Wings," Wesltife

Song Parody Recordings:

June 22 "Michael Buckley" by Slyth66 a parody of "Paparazzi" by Lady Gaga
Spoof about the internet celebrity Michael Buckley, better known as "What The Buck?!" YouTube: (Video) (Comments)

Songs That Are Banned:

"Creep," Radiohead
it was dubbed too depressing for young teenagers by the PMRC and various other associations.
Submitted by: Meghan

Super Short Pop Songs:

"Hot Love," Cheap Trick - Length: 2:30
I like Cheap Trick no matter how long or short their songs are.
Submitted by: Travis
"Hits From The Bong," Cypress Hill - Length: 2:41
I personally hate this music.
Submitted by: Travis
"Whiplash," Metallica - Length: 4:06
It is one of Metallica's shortest songs.
Submitted by: Travis
"Motorbreath," Metallica - Length: 3:03
Submitted by: Travis
"Blitzkrieg Bop (cover)," Rob Zombie - Length: 2:43
Submitted by: Travis
"Hang Fire," Rolling Stones - Length: 2:20
Submitted by: Travis
"Violent Pacification," Slayer - Length: 2:38
Submitted by: Travis
"Mr. Freeze," Slayer - Length: 2:24
Submitted by: Travis
"Filler," Slayer - Length: 2:28
Submitted by: Travis
"I Hate You," Slayer - Length: 2:16
Submitted by: Travis
"Guilty Of Being White," Slayer - Length: 1:07
Submitted by: Travis
"Ddamm," Slayer - Length: 1:02
Submitted by: Travis
"Can't Stand You," Slayer - Length: 1:27
Submitted by: Travis
"Abolish Government," Slayer - Length: 1:48
Submitted by: Travis
"Verbal Abuse," Slayer - Length: 1:58
Submitted by: Travis
"Disintegration," Slayer - Length: 1:41
Submitted by: Travis
"The Cocaine Mekes Me Feel like I'm On This Song," System Of A Down - Length: 2:08
Submitted by: Travis
"Cigaro," System Of A Down - Length: 2:12
Submitted by: Travis
"Soldier Side," System Of A Down - Length: 1:04
Submitted by: Travis

Crime Records:

50 Cent "Assault, battery, possession"
When he was 19 he pleaded guilty of selling heroin and crack cocaine and served six months in boot camp. In 2002 he was sentenced to two years probation for battery and assault.
Submitted by: Travis
Axl Rose "Biting a security gaurds leg"
The lead singer of Guns 'N Roses has been arrested more than 30 times. In 2006 he was arrested in Sweden after biting a security guard’s leg while being drunk. He had to pay $6000 in fines but was released after that.
Submitted by: Travis
Eminem "Assault"
In 2000 he was charged with assault and having a concealed weapon. One month later he was charged again for having a concealed weapon.
Submitted by: Travis
Lil' Kim "Possession"
Her first arrest took place in 1996 when she was arrested for possessing marijuana. In 2006 she was sentenced to one year and one day in prison plus a $50.000 fine for perjury and conspiracy.
Submitted by: Travis
Marilyn Manson "Something stupid"
In 2001 he was charged for criminal sexual assault after rubbing his pelvis on the head of a security guard.
Submitted by: Travis
Mick Jagger "Assault"
In 1972 he was arrested for assault and obstructing justice after a fight with a photographer. He plead guilty and after that, all charges were dropped.
Submitted by: Travis
Ozzy Osbourne "See Below"
In 1982 he was arrested in Texas for lifting up his dress and urinating on the Alamo, and two years later he was arrested again for public intoxication. In 1989 he was violently drunk and attempted to murder his wife Sharon.
Submitted by: Travis
Robert Kelly (R. Kelly) "Child pornograpy"
He went on trial in 2008. He’s facing 14 charges of having sexual intercourse with a minor and child porography.
Submitted by: Travis
Tommy Lee "Assault"
The drummer of Motley Crue was charged for assault in 1999 and was sentenced to 2 years probation.
Submitted by: Travis

Lighter Side of Serious Bands:

"Two Doors Down," The Doobie Brothers
Inside the album there is a big picture of a half-smoked doobie (marijuana joint). This is a DOOBIE Brothers album. How about that?
Submitted by: San Francisco Rocker
You can hear the band talking at the end.
Submitted by: Travis

Hidden Messages:

"The Leaving Song Part 2," Avenged Sevenfold
And in another part, in the background, you can hear someone say "I see another side in you but there's not much more I can do from on the outside looking in your government is listenin' to push you on the story of immortal father mortal son give them your mind and all your wealth the cycle will rebirth itself"
Submitted by: Travis
"The Leaving Song Part 2," Avenged Sevenfold
In the background of one part you can hear someone say "And as clowns you follow suit behind the blood between the red and white and blue but it's too deep for you to see and everyone eventually will take the step cause it's in sight you take the left I'll take the right I feel the hate you've built for me and I say pay attention baby"
Submitted by: Travis
"Beanie Baby Songs, Volume 1," The Beatles
From 2:55-2:58 in the song, if you listen, you can hear Paul say "OH! Fucking hell!" He says this because he messed up on the piano during the song. John Lennon, having the cynical humor he did, says "Let's keep it hidden in there. We'll know it's there, but no one else will!" You have to listen really carefully, though.
Submitted by: Kate
"The Seventh Son," Kid Rock
After he says "and the chicks with the beepers" you will hear beepers in the background.
Submitted by: Travis

What A Band is Best Known For (aside from their music):

"Two Doors Down," DragonForce
It was terrible! I have listened to DragonForce for years but all of a sudden they had a huge breakout when their song, "Through The Fire And The Flames" was featured on Guitar Hero 3.
Submitted by: Travis
"Love Is the Seventh Wave," System Of A Down
There should be a warning that reads, "If you steal this album, good luck getting away with it!"
Submitted by: Travis

Add a Letter To a Song Title:

"Dixie Friend" originally "Dixie Fried" by Carl Perkins
Amy Grunt
"Inflected" originally "Infected" by The The
inflected language = one much modified w/ suffixes
Norman Cornelius

New Band Names:

Plastic Oboe Band is a better name for Plastic Ono Band
Curious what plastic oboes would sound like! Submitted by: Kayla Stewart

Untapped Commercial Ideas:

This is the Day by The The used for Calendars Submitted by: Jake
Infected by The The used for Valtrex (herpes medication) Submitted by: Skrecok
Heartland by The The used for Inaugeration of George W. Bush on BBC-2 Submitted by: pickle*

Duets Not Yet Performed:

Gotta Travel On Carefree Highway
"Gotta Travel On," Billy Grammer and "Carefree Highway," Gordon Lightfoot
- Submitted by: Natalie Snortman
Gotta Travel On Across The Universe
"Gotta Travel On," Billy Grammer and "Across The Universe," The Beatles
- Submitted by: Mare Ego Round
With Or Without You, I'm Born Again
"With Or Without You," U2 and "With You, I'm Born Again," Billy Preston & Syreeta
- Submitted by: Jacqui O'Day
With You I'm Born To Lose Again
"With You I'm Born Again," Billy Preston & Syreeta and "Born To Lose," Elton John
- Submitted by: Marilyn Westbury
With You I'm Born Too Late Again
"With You I'm Born Again," Billy Preston & Syreeta and "Born Too Late," Poni-Tails
- Submitted by: Marilyn Westbury
With You I'm Born To Wander Again
"With You I'm Born Again," Billy Preston & Syreeta and "Born To Wander," Rare Earth
- Submitted by: Marilyn Westbury
With You I'm Born To Run Again
"With You I'm Born Again," Billy Preston & Syreeta and "Born To Run," Bruce Springsteen
- Submitted by: Marilyn Westbury
With You I'm Born To Be Wild Again
"With You I'm Born Again," Billy Preston & Syreeta and "Born To Be Wild," Steppenwolf
- Submitted by: Marilyn Westbury
Louie, Louie, Louie......Brother!
"Louie Louie," Chuck Barry and "Brother Louie," The Stories
- Submitted by: marck
Big Red Rubber Balls
"Big Balls," AC/DC and "Red Rubber Ball," Cyrcle
My red rubber balls are always bouncing... - Submitted by: Richard Head
Mama Tried Once Upon A Time
"Mama Tried," The Everly Brothers and "Once Upon A Time," Rochell And The Candles
But she gave up on us delinquents! - Submitted by: Marian

Bad Choices for On Hold Music:

"The Cheater," Bob Kubian & The In-Men Divorce Court FussBudgetVanPelt
"You Don't Remember, I'll Never Forget," Yagwie Malmsteen Amnesia Center Anonymous Bob

Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:

"Just Born (To Be Your Baby)," Perry Como
"With You I'm Born Again," Billy Preston & Syreeta
"I Was Born To Love You," Queen
"With You I'm Born Again," Billy Preston & Syreeta
"I Was Made To Love Her," Stevie Wonder
"With You I'm Born Again," Billy Preston & Syreeta
"Who Can It Be Now?," Men At Work
"The Cheater," Bob Kuban & The In-Men
"Slow Ride," Foghat
"Crosstown Traffic," Jimi Hendrix Experience
"Music Box Dancer," Frank Mills
"Living In A Box," Living In A Box
"Living in a Box," Living in a Box
"Get a Job," Sha Na Na How heartless!
"I Want You To Be My Baby," Georgia Gibbs
"Be My Baby," The Ronettes
"I'm Nobody's Baby," Judy Garland
"Be My Baby," The Ronettes
"If You Love Me (Let Me Know)," Olivia Newton-John
"Baby I Love You," Ronettes
"Do I Love You," The Ronettes
"I Do I Do I Do I Do I Do," ABBA
"Be My Baby," The Ronettes
"Everybody's Trying To Be My Baby," The Beatles
"Be My Baby," The Ronettes
"Baby I'm Yours," Barbara Lewis

Song Title Space Change:

"How'd Oi Deal" originally "How Do I Deal," Jennifer Love Hewitt
Oi = a British punk rock sub-genre
Submitted by: Connie Brady

Band Name Anagrams:

Gad, Vicar Id anagram of Craig David Submitted by: Norman Cornelius
Dig Car Diva anagram of Craig David Submitted by: Norman Cornelius
Car Diva? Huuunnnnhh?
Retrace An Ad anagram of Deana Carter Submitted by: H. Tim Smith
And Moan anagram of Madonna Submitted by: dxman
Thin Concerto anagram of Technotronic Submitted by: dxman
Fancy Jewel anagram of Wyclef Jean Submitted by: dxman

Song Title Anagrams:

"Can Build" originally "In Da Club," 50 Cent
Submitted by: dxman
"Ink Black Cab" originally "Back In Black," AC/DC
BON SCOTT DOES NOT APPROVE OF THIS VANDALISM
Submitted by: dxman
"Diet too Uptight" originally "Tied Up Too Tight," Hard-Fi
Submitted by: Dongquan
"OK Evil, You Lie" originally "Like I Love You," Justin Timberlake
Submitted by: dxman

Why the Name is Stupid:

Jimmy Eat World
How hungry are you? He wasn't kidding when he said "I could eat a horse". In fact, he went much further than eating a horse. Submitted by: Travis
Red Ryder
They named themselves after the air rifle in "A Christmas Story". Could somebody bust an eardrum listening to their music? Submitted by: Ugly Betty Rubble
The Replacements
Who are they replacing?!! Submitted by: Paul Bear
The Residents
They all have eyeballs for heads. Who'd want to sell a home to these freaks? Submitted by: Peter Dick

Song Title Acrostics:

LID: "Living In Danger," Ace Of Base
Submitted by: Meredith Corpening
LIME: "Look Into My Eyes," BONE thugs-n-harmony
Submitted by: Meredith Corpening
AD: "Attitude Dancing," Carly Simon
Submitted by: Meredith Corpening
LEM: "Lazy Elsie Molly," Chubby Checker
LEM = Lunar Excursion Module
Submitted by: Meredith Corpening
KIT: "Keep It Together," Madonna
Submitted by: Meredith Corpening
LITE: "Late In The Evening," Paul Simon
Submitted by: Meredith Corpening
JO: "Just Once," Quincy Jones
Submitted by: Meredith Corpening
LEM: "Live Every Moment," REO Speedwagon
LEM = Lunar Excursion Module
Submitted by: Meredith Corpening
ABS: "Achy Breaky Song," Weird Al Yankovic
Submitted by: Meredith Corpening
LEI: "Let 'Em In," Wings
As in lei, the Hawaiian garland
Submitted by: Meredith Corpening

Song Title Spoonerisms:

"Wrong Wrong Load" originally "Long Long Road" by Bo Bice
Submitted by: Rocky
"Which Way You Going, Libby?" originally "Which Way You Going, Billy?" by Poppy Family
Axl missed one.
Submitted by: Oldsongs

Band Name Spoonerisms:

Libby Gilman originally "Billy Gilman"
A sex-changing spoonerism!
Consuela Sanchez
Libby Idol originally "Billy Idol"
A sex-changing spoonerism!
Consuela Sanchez
Libby Joel originally "Billy Joel"
A sex-changing spoonerism!
Consuela Sanchez
Libby Ocean originally "Billy Ocean"
A sex-changing spoonerism!
Consuela Sanchez
Libby Preston originally "Billy Preston"
A sex-changing spoonerism!
Consuela Sanchez
Libby Ray Cyrus originally "Billy Ray Cyrus"
A sex-changing spoonerism!
Consuela Sanchez
Libby Swan originally "Billy Swan"
A sex-changing spoonerism!
Consuela Sanchez
Libby Vera originally "Billy Vera"
Consuela Sanchez
Corky And The Puce Jigs originally "Corky And The Juice Pigs"
Puce = a purplish-brown color
Kelly Blythe
Day Is Door originally "Doris Day"
Oldtimer
Dolly Hood Unwed originally " Hollywood Undead"
Lauren Overstreet
Perry Katy originally "Katy Perry"
Sex change by name reversal.
She
Lings Of Keon originally "Kings Of Leon"
Rocky
Seat Town Pend originally "Pete Townshend"
British Bullcrap
Sex Ibit originally "Xzibit"
Soul

Nonsensical Lyrics:

"So Yesterday" by Hilary Duff
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
I'm just a bird who's already flown away
Why They're Nonsensical:
If you've already flown away, you wouldn't be here talking to your hypothetical ex-boyfriend in this song, Hilary. And unless you went under some strange op to entirely change your dna and skeletal structure shortly after 'you wrote' this song, from what I see you are human.
Submitted by: Devil Jones
"Teachers" by P.O.D.
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
Whispers are louder than screaming
Why They're Nonsensical:
No they're not. You've got it backwards!
Submitted by: Thomas Foolery

Insulting Lyrics:

"Y'all Want A Single (Say F*** That)" by Korn
The Insulting Lyrics:
Y'all want a single say f*** that (f*** that!) F*** that, f*** that (f*** that!)
Why They're Insulting:
It is insulting to any religion anywhere or anyone who just doesn't like people swearing.
Submitted by: Travis

Song Lyrics That Mention Other Songs:

"My Life Would Suck Without You" by Kelly Clarkson
The Song Lyrics:
'Cause we belong together now
Song They Mention:
"We Belong Together" - Mariah Carey
Submitted by: Dongquan

Bad Grammar in Song Lyrics:

"We Ain't Goin' Out Like That" by Cypress Hill
The Lyrics:
We ain't goin' out like that
Why:
Because it should say "We ARE NOT GOING out like that".
Submitted by: Travis

Upbeat Songs With Depressing Lyrics:

"The End" by The Beatles
The Lyrics:
And in the end, the love you take, is equal to the love you make.
Why:
This was the very last song that the Beatles recorded, on their last album. It's uplifting and yet sad at the same time.
Submitted by: Keaton
 
 
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