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This is everything that was reviewed and approved for amIright on May 13, 2008. These are not items submitted on May 13, 2008, but rather items that were reviewed that day by site editors.
Song Parodies:
"Mangler of the Song" by Patrick McWilliams
a parody of "Master of the House," Cast of Les Misérables
a parody of "Master of the House," Cast of Les Misérables
"Superdelegate" by Steve Kalafut
a parody of "Modern Major General," Gilbert & Sullivan (Pirates Of Penzance)
a parody of "Modern Major General," Gilbert & Sullivan (Pirates Of Penzance)
"You Suck, Mighty B!" by Tokusou Sentai Blessranger
a parody of "WDYLMA (Kombat Tomb)," Mortal Kombat II
a parody of "WDYLMA (Kombat Tomb)," Mortal Kombat II
"Oh, My Pee-Pee" by Airfarcewon
a parody of "Eddie Fisher," Oh, My Papa
a parody of "Eddie Fisher," Oh, My Papa
"Anyone Can Make Something That's "ok"" by Billy Wobbledagger
a parody of "Anyone Can Play Guitar," Radiohead
a parody of "Anyone Can Play Guitar," Radiohead
"The Billy Told Overture" by Airfarcewon
a parody of "William Tell Overture," Traditional (Lone Ranger Theme)
a parody of "William Tell Overture," Traditional (Lone Ranger Theme)
Misheard Lyrics Story:
"Dance Floor Anthem," Good Charlotte
Misheard Lyrics:
Sugar bear
Original Lyrics:
To the beat
Story about this misheard lyric by: Purvi:
Songs That Are Banned:
"Boom Boom (Let's Go Back to My Room)," Paul Lekakis
For it's obvious title. Many schools refused to play this at dances
Submitted by: whistledog
Celebrities Who Sing:
"Bar Room Buddies" a duet with Merle Haggard. Was a #1 country hit back in 1980. Appears in Eastwood's 1980 movie 'Bronco Billy' - whistledog
"Make My Day" The song is by T.G. Sheppard. Clint appears (fully credited) on the song, quoting lines from his Dirty Harry character. The song was a SMASH country hit, and even made a minor dent in the US Hot 100 - whistledog
Howie Mandel
"I Do the Watusi" appears on his 1986 comedy album 'Fits Like A Glove' and was produced by John 'Jellybean' Benitez. The lyrics make absolutely no sense at all, which is what makes it great. - whistledogSingers Who Act:
"That'll Be The Day; Stardust" Mostly famous for his one-hit (at least in America), "Rock-On", he played the lead role in the 1974 movie "That'll Be The Day" and its sequel. - British Bullcrap
"Starred as himself in Duckman" He even reworked the lyrics to Life's Been Good with Duckman's brand of raunchy lyrics. - Celeste
Better Off Solo:
"Mike Rutherford"
Found side success in 1985 with Mike + the Mechanics, but in 1982, as a solo artist, released an album called 'Acting Very Strange' that produced a Top 40 hit in Canada called 'Maxine'- whistledog
Add a Letter To a Song Title:
"Shake Your Glove" originally "Shake Your Love" by Debbie Gibson
A glove is easier to shake than love.
Alison Runyon
"Got Your Own Way" originally "Go Your Own Way" by Fleetwood Mac
Serafina
"Want Pads" originally "Want Ads" by Honey Cone
Erika Clarkson
"Want Aids" originally "Want Ads" by Honey Cone
Surely would mean assistants, not the disease.
Erika Clarkson
"Creeque Valley" originally "Creeque Alley" by The Mamas & The Papas
Meg Owens
"Trapped Under Dice" originally "Trapped Under Ice" by MetaIIica
Penelope Beckinsale
"Trapped Under Mice" originally "Trapped Under Ice" by MetaIIica
Penelope Beckinsale
"Reign In Pain (Heavy Mental Jamboree)" originally "Reign In Pain (Heavy Metal Jamboree)" by Sum 41
Emmy Kay Butanone
"Resign In Pain (Heavy Metal Jamboree)" originally "Reign In Pain (Heavy Metal Jamboree)" by Sum 41
Emmy Kay Butanone
"Where The Green Grass Growls" originally "Where The Green Grass Grows" by Tim McGraw
I'm always amazed when grass growls!
Pam Tabor
Better Names for Current Songs:
"Biker Boi" is a better name for "Skater Boi" by Avril Lavigne
Submitted by: Alex995bikerboy
Submitted by: Alex995bikerboy
"Adam's Gong" is a better name for "Adam's Song" by blink-182
Submitted by: Michael M
Submitted by: Michael M
"Silly Pet of Ali-Hamza" is a better name for "Silhouette of a Dancer" by Delain
Submitted by: PowerSymphonia
Submitted by: PowerSymphonia
"Preppy Idiot" is a better name for "Canadian Idiot" by Weired Al Yankovic
Submitted by: Alex
Submitted by: Alex
Duets Not Yet Performed:
All The Seasons Of Football
"All The Seasons Of Madness," How Like A Winter and "Football," Youssou N'DourWhat would we do without 'em ? - Submitted by: Vorn
Love Is Silver, Blue, And Gold
"Love Is Blue," Paul Mariat and "Silver, Blue, And Gold," Bad Company- Submitted by: Gretchen Wieners
Love Is In The Blue Bayou
"Love Is Blue," Paul Mariat and "Blue Bayou," Linda Ronstadt...but I drowned before I could find it! - Submitted by: Paul Warren
Bad Choices for On Hold Music:
"Give Ireland Back To The Irish," Paul & Linda McCartney Royal Ulster Constabualry/Orange Order The Skuz
Song Title Space Change:
"Heat Hen" originally "Heathen," Bob Marley
Submitted by: Marge Pegram
Band Name Anagrams:
Trite T-rex anagram of Tex Ritter Submitted by: Rapunzel Gladstone
Song Title Anagrams:
"Can't Yawn I.D." originally "I Want Candy," Aaron Carter
Submitted by: Rachel
"A Green Set" originally "Teenagers," My Chemical Romance
Submitted by: Rachel
Song Title Acrostics:
Submitted by: Brian Kelly
Repetitive Lyrics:
"Lucky" by Kylie Minogue
The Repetitive Lyrics:
Lucky
Why They're Repetitive:
It's mentioned uncountable times in the song.
Submitted by: Mads
Dirty Lyrics:
"candy shop" by 50 Cent
The Dirty Lyrics:
"take you to my candy shop, let you lick on my lolliepop"
Why They're Dirty:
OMG, they are well dirty suck his lolliepop he meens suck his "sauasage" how dirty.
Submitted by: alanna britten
"Sic Transit Gloria...Glory Fades" by Brand New
The Dirty Lyrics:
Keep the noise low,
She doesn't wanna blow it.
Shaking from head to toe,
While your left hand does "the show me around."
Quickens your heartbeat. . .
. . .You don't recover from a night like this.
A victim still lying in bed, completely motionless.
A hand moves in the dark to a zipper.
Hear a boy bracing tight against sheets barely whisper,
"This is so messed up.". . .
. . .Despite everything he learned from his friends,
He doesn't feel so prepared.
She's breathing quiet and smooth;
He's gasping for air.
She doesn't wanna blow it.
Shaking from head to toe,
While your left hand does "the show me around."
Quickens your heartbeat. . .
. . .You don't recover from a night like this.
A victim still lying in bed, completely motionless.
A hand moves in the dark to a zipper.
Hear a boy bracing tight against sheets barely whisper,
"This is so messed up.". . .
. . .Despite everything he learned from his friends,
He doesn't feel so prepared.
She's breathing quiet and smooth;
He's gasping for air.
Why They're Dirty:
Pretty much speaks for itself.
Submitted by: Lizzz
"The Take Over, The Breaks Over" by Fall Out Boy
The Dirty Lyrics:
We do it in the dark
With smiles on our faces
We're dropped and well-concealed
In secret places.
With smiles on our faces
We're dropped and well-concealed
In secret places.
Why They're Dirty:
Looks like Patrick and some girl are in the moment and don't wanna get caught.
Submitted by: Lizzie
"London Bridge" by Fergie
The Dirty Lyrics:
How come every time you come around
My London London Bridge wanna go down
My London London Bridge wanna go down
Why They're Dirty:
TRANSLATION:
How come every time you come around
My panties wanna go down
How come every time you come around
My panties wanna go down
Submitted by: Aristotle
Boasts in Song Lyrics:
"Girlfriend" by Avril Lavigne
The Boasting Lyrics:
Don't pretend, I think you know I'm damn precious
And hell yeah, I'm the motherf***ing princess
And hell yeah, I'm the motherf***ing princess
Comments:
Pretty obvious.
Submitted by: Aristotle
"Life's Been Good" by Joe Walsh
The Boasting Lyrics:
They say I'm crazy but I have a good time
I'm just looking for clues at the scene of the crime
Life's been good to me so far
I'm just looking for clues at the scene of the crime
Life's been good to me so far
Comments:
I don't think there should be any boasting about looking for clues in a trashed hotel room.
Submitted by: Celeste
"SexyBack" by Justin Timberlake
The Boasting Lyrics:
I'm bringing sexy back
Comments:
Justin's saying things had gotten to the point where he was the only sexy guy in the world, so now he's reintroducing the whole concept of sexy.
Submitted by: Aristotle
Songs That Open With Their Titles:
"Move Away" by Culture Club
Opening Lines:
Moving, moving...move away
Comments:
From their 1986 From Luxury To Heartache album.
Submitted by: Vic George
"Mother" by Danzig
Opening Lines:
Mother, tell your children not to look my way.
Comments:
Submitted by: Brian Kelly
"Don't Walk Away" by Electric Light Orchestra
Opening Lines:
Why do I say don't walk away?
Comments:
From the 1980 Xanadu soundtrack album. It also appears on the soundtrack of the Xanadu Broadway musical, though done by the cast of the musical.
Submitted by: Vic George
"I'm Alive" by Electric Light Orchestra
Opening Lines:
I'm alive, and the world shines for me today.
Comments:
From the 1980 Xanadu soundtrack album. It also appears on the soundtrack of the Xanadu Broadway musical, though done by the cast of the musical.
Submitted by: Vic George
"Rescue Me" by Fontella Bass
Opening Lines:
Rescue me and take me in your arms.
Comments:
Submitted by: Brian Kelly
"Save All Your Love" by Jon Anderson
Opening Lines:
Save all your love, to be a better child, to be a better child.
Comments:
From his 1985 Christmas album 3 Ships.
Submitted by: Vic George
"Somebody's Baby" by Pat Benatar
Opening Lines:
You used to be somebody's baby.
Comments:
Submitted by: Brian Kelly
"Tell Me Why" by Pat Benatar
Opening Lines:
Tell me why the stars do shine.
Comments:
Submitted by: Brian Kelly
"Slip Slidin' Away" by Paul Simon
Opening Lines:
Slip slidin' away, slip slidin' away, you know the nearer your destination, the more you're slip slidin' away.
Comments:
From his 1977 Greatest Hits, Etc. album
Submitted by: Vic George
"Rock Of Life" by Rick Springfield
Opening Lines:
I feel the big beat, the rock of life; big beat talk to me, waking up blind with the house on fire.
Comments:
From his 1988 Rock Of Life album.
Submitted by: Vic George
"State Of The Heart" by Rick Springfield
Opening Lines:
It's just the state of the heart; I'm waiting for you in the state I'm in.
Comments:
From his 1985 Tau album.
Submitted by: Vic George
"Behold The Son Of God" by Robin Mark
Opening Lines:
Behold the Son of God, who dies upon the cross.
Comments:
From his 2001 Come Heal This Land worship album.
Submitted by: Vic George
"Kool Thing" by Sonic Youth
Opening Lines:
Kool thing sitting with a kid.
Comments:
Submitted by: Brian Kelly
"Surely" by Supertramp
Opening Lines:
Surely there's a way I could please you. Only in the past lie the tears.
Comments:
There were two "Surely"s in Supertramp's self-titled debut album. One was the first track. And another one was the tenth and last track.
Submitted by: Mickey D.
"Little Willy" by Sweet
Opening Lines:
North side, east side, little Willy, WIlly wears the crown, he's the king around town.
Comments:
Originally appeared on their 1972 The Sweet's Greatest Hits album in the UK, it was released a year later on their 1973 The Sweet featuring Little Willy & Block Buster album in the US.
Submitted by: Vic George
"Love Is Like Oxygen" by Sweet
Opening Lines:
Love is like oxygen.
Comments:
From their 1978 album Level Headed.
Submitted by: Vic George
"Bang The Drum All Day" by Todd Rundgren
Opening Lines:
I don't want to work, I want to bang on the drum all day.
Comments:
Submitted by: Vic George
"We Will Glorify" by Twila Paris
Opening Lines:
We will glorify the King of Kings...
Comments:
Her first big hit, from the 1982 album "Keepin' My Eyes on You." Today, it is found in church hymnals everywhere.
Submitted by: Edward Genereux
"I Wanna Rock" by Twisted Sister
Opening Lines:
I wanna rock (rock!)
Comments:
The video for this song not only features Mark Metcalf from Animal House, reprising his Neidermayer-type role as an abusive mean teacher (he also appeared in the video for "We're Not Gonna Take It" in a similar role as an abusive parent), but it also features Stephen Furst from the same movie (the Animal House character Flounder), saying, "Oh boy, is this great?" as he squirts water at the mean teacher at the end of the video. From the band's 1984 Stay Hungry album.
Submitted by: Vic George
"Box Full Of Letters" by Wilco
Opening Lines:
Got a box full of letters. Some things that you might like to see.
Comments:
Submitted by: Mr. Oblivious
Scary Song Lyrics:
"Revolution 9" by The Beatles
The Lyrics:
Right! Right!
Why:
When you play the track backwards, it sounds like someone screaming, "Get me out! Get me out!"
Submitted by: Aristotle
"Brain Damage" by Pink Floyd
The Lyrics:
The lunatic is in my head... the lunatics are in my head...
Why:
It's not the line... it's the laugh. You need to listen to it... the delivery will FREAK YOU OUT.
Submitted by: KayofLamviaTerra
Upbeat Songs With Depressing Lyrics:
"Jump" by Simple Plan
The Lyrics:
Jump -- don't want to think about tomorrow
Jump -- I just don't care tonight, I just want to jump
Jump -- don't want to think about my sorrow
Let's go, oh-oh, forget your problems, I just want to jump.
Jump -- I just don't care tonight, I just want to jump
Jump -- don't want to think about my sorrow
Let's go, oh-oh, forget your problems, I just want to jump.
Why:
The song is completely upbeat and catchy, but one day my brother mentioned to me that if you really listen it sounds like somebody planning to jump off of a cliff or a building. Really, really depressing.
Submitted by: Jillian
Music Quotes:
Aaron Copland
I object to background music no matter how good it is. Composers want people to listen to their music, they don't want them doing something else while their music is on. I'd like to get the guy who sold all those big businessmen the idea of putting music in the elevators, for he was really clever. What on earth good does it do anybody to hear those four or eight bars while going up a few flights?
- Aaron Copland - Classic Essays on Twentieth-Century Music
- Aaron Copland - Classic Essays on Twentieth-Century Music
Submitted by: LucidLupin
Aaron Copland
To stop the flow of music would be like the stopping of time itself, incredible and inconceivable.
- Aaron Copland (1900 - 1990)
- Aaron Copland (1900 - 1990)
Submitted by:
Aaron Copland
The whole problem can be stated quite simply by asking, 'Is there a meaning to music?'
My answer would be, 'Yes.'
And 'Can you state in so many words what the meaning is?'
My answer to that would be, 'No.'
- Aaron Copland (US composer 1900 - 1990)
My answer would be, 'Yes.'
And 'Can you state in so many words what the meaning is?'
My answer to that would be, 'No.'
- Aaron Copland (US composer 1900 - 1990)
Submitted by:
Metallica
Done? What's that mean anyway? When is a song 'done'?
- Lars Ulrich
- Lars Ulrich
Submitted by: LucidLupin
Metallica
Doing things the way you see it, going by your own heart and soul, that is pure artistic integrity. Whatever the hair is six or sixty inches long, the eyes have make-up or not, the riffs are in 'E' or 'F' sharp, the amps are Marshall or not, all those things don't matter if you are doing it for the right reason, which to me means doing it for yourself!
- Lars Ulrich
One of my few shortcomings is that I can't predict the future.
- Lars Ulrich
They paint fucking white lines in the middle of the road and the cops tell you you can't drive there, but they don't do anything to prevent you like puting nails in the road.
- Lars Ulrich
The 'not-giving-a-fuck' meter is as far into the red-zone as ever before.
- Lars Ulrich
Life is like a permanent limp dick, with an occassional blow job. [When told by Phil that life is like a permanent cloudy day, with an occassional sunshine]
- Lars Ulrich
One of my few shortcomings is that I can't predict the future.
- Lars Ulrich
They paint fucking white lines in the middle of the road and the cops tell you you can't drive there, but they don't do anything to prevent you like puting nails in the road.
- Lars Ulrich
The 'not-giving-a-fuck' meter is as far into the red-zone as ever before.
- Lars Ulrich
Life is like a permanent limp dick, with an occassional blow job. [When told by Phil that life is like a permanent cloudy day, with an occassional sunshine]
Submitted by: LucidLupin
Metallica
Basically, we put our songs together in very much the same way the guys in Metallica do.
- John Flansburgh-They Might Be Giants
- John Flansburgh-They Might Be Giants
Submitted by: LucidLupin
