An Italian actor moves to the USA to star in a famous TV show. After three years he returns home to Italy. Everybody is waiting for him at the airport, family, friends, fans and the press.
A reporter gets close to him and says "Bon giorno, signore!"
The actor replies in a hurry "Bon Jovi!"

Four Catholic mothers are discussing how important their children are.
The first tells her friend "My son is a priest, when he walks into a room, everybody calls him 'Father'."
The second Catholic mother chirps "Well, my son is a Bishop, whenever he walks into a room people say 'Your Grace'."
The third mother says smugly "Well, not to put you down but my son is a Cardinal. Whenever he walks into a room, people say 'Your Emincence'."
The fourth Catholic mother sips her coffee in silence. The first three women give her this subtle 'Well... ?'
Mrs. B replies "My son is Jon Bon Jovi. Whenever he walks into a room, people say 'Oh My God...' "

What is a preacher's favoriate song?
Livin' on a prayer by Bon Jovi.

Mick Hucknall was arrested for having sex with an underage rabbit last night.
Apparently he was ''holding back the ears'' and the ''bunny was too tight to mention''......

If you wanted to torture me, you'd tie me down and force me to watch our first five videos.
- Jon Bon Jovi

Map out your future, but do it in pencil.

If a man can be judged by the friends he keeps, I must be the luckiest man in town.
Jon Bon Jovi

I can't imagine any other bands having better kids than ours and if they do at least I know our kids can beat up their kids.

Popsicles should be the new black that way everyone would have one!