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This is everything that was reviewed and approved for amIright on April 21, 2008. These are not items submitted on April 21, 2008, but rather items that were reviewed that day by site editors.

Song Parodies:

"Fresca" by zvoidx
    a parody of "Pressure," Billy Joel
"Give Your Parents Hell" by Lionel Mertens
    a parody of "Teach Your Children Well," Crosby, Stills, Nash (& Young)
"The Very Model of an Angry Men's Rights Activist" by Brad R
    a parody of "I Am the Very Model of a Modern Major General," Gilbert & Sullivan
"I am the Very Model of a Modern Gender Feminist" by Brad R
    a parody of "I Am the Very Model of a Modern Major General," Gilbert & Sullivan
"Picnic War" by Matthias
    a parody of "Civil War," Guns N' Roses
"Ladies Love Mercedes, The Guys Like Cadillacs" by Airfarcewon
    a parody of "The Navy Gets The Gravy (the army gets the beans)," Jerry Lewis in "At War With The Army"
"Kiss My Rear End!" by the_conqueror_of_parodies
    a parody of "In The End," Linkin Park
"I Hate Ariel Again!" by Tokusou Sentai Blessranger
    a parody of "Central Highway (opening stage)," Mega Man X
"The Sub Prime Anthem" by marthadtox
    a parody of "They Dont Really Care About Us," Michael Jackson
"What?" by Jarvis Procter
    a parody of "Walk," Pantera
"Gamey" by Rick Duncan
    a parody of "Amy," Pure Prairie League
"A Murderer" by Wynevra Prewett
    a parody of "Unfaithful," Rihanna
"It Don't Int'rest You Much (The Role Play Song)" by Kristof Robertson
    a parody of "That Don't Impress Me Much," Shania Twain
"Love Handles" by Max Power
    a parody of "Goldfinger," Shirley Bassey
"Simple Arrest" by Merry & Pippin
    a parody of "Simply The Best," Tina Turner
"Willie Mays" by Max Power
    a parody of "Maggie Mae," Traditional

Song Parody Recordings:

Apr 21 "Titanic" by Matthias a parody of "Paint It Black" by The Rolling Stones
The actually GOOD theme to the Titanic movie (Too bad it's 11 years too late). badave.com: (Twentieth Century-Fox) (Comments)

Songs That Are Banned:

"Christmas at Ground Zero," "Weird Al" Yankovic
This was banned because of the cheerful way the song is and the lyrics are about Nuclear Destruction which is not cheerful.
Submitted by: Paul Warren

Super Long Pop Songs:

"Breakaway,"Kelly Clarkson - Length: 10:00
This is the actual length of the full version of the song, although the album contains a considerably shorter edit that is only 3:57 in length. Kelly says she plans to release a re-issue of the album that will contain the full-length version. Seriously, folks.
Submitted by: Rpollck

Super Short Pop Songs:

"Pom Pom Play Girl," Beach Boys - Length: 1:32
Got cheerleaders?
Submitted by: John
"When I Grow Up (To Be A Man)," Beach Boys - Length: 2:04
Another short one off American Summer.
Submitted by: John
"Do You Remember," Beach Boys - Length: 1:40
Good tribute song, but very short...never heard it on the air.
Submitted by: John
"Sweet Cream Ladies, Forward March," The Box Tops - Length: 2:13
Amazing how many people a 2+ minute song can piss off!
Submitted by: John
"Wooden Heart," Elvis Presley - Length: 2:01
Theme to the movie of the same name, it has 2 verses: first in English, second in German.
Submitted by: John
"Shimmy Shimmy Ko Ko Bop," Little Anthony - Length: 2:10
Short, but still 3 verses.
Submitted by: John

Add a Letter To a Song Title:

"The Rattlin' Bong" originally "The Rattlin' Bog" by Authority Zero
Eileen Wright
"Frock Around The Clock" originally "Rock Around The Clock" by Bill Haley & His Comets
We'll have a fashion show around the clock.
My Name Is Joe
"Plower Of Love" originally "Power Of Love" by Celine Dion
Rhoda Dohr
"He Thinks I Still Carve" originally "He Thinks I Still Care" by Connie Francis
My Name Is Joe
"My Hearth Cries For You" originally "My Heart Cries For You" by Connie Francis
I'm keeping my distance from Connie's fireplace.
oldiesfan
"If My Pillow Could Stalk" originally "If My Pillow Could Talk" by Connie Francis
That would be quite interesting.
oldiesfan
"He Thinks I Still Scare" originally "He Thinks I Still Care" by Connie Francis
oldiesfan
"My Hearth Has A Mind Of Its Own" originally "My Heart Has A Mind Of Its Own" by Connie Francis
Oh, great a self aware fireplace, just we need!
oldiesfan
"My Worlds Are Weapons" originally "My Words Are Weapons" by Eminem
Joanna Whitmire
"The Lonely Bully" originally "The Lonely Bull" by Herb Alpert
Melanie Bianca Green
"It Isn't Bright" originally "It Isn't Right" by The Platters
My Name Is Joe

Untapped Commercial Ideas:

Turn Up The Radio by Autograph used for Any rock/pop radio station Submitted by: Ed
Shake, Rattle & Roll by Bill Haley & The Comets used for Auto Alignment Repairs Submitted by: Reese
The General by Dispatch used for U.S. Military Commercials Submitted by: Mary C
Further The Earth by The Distants used for 2012(aka THE END OF THE WORLD!) Submitted by: Rachel
MacArthur Park by Richard Harris used for Betty Crocker cake mix Submitted by: Chad

Duets Not Yet Performed:

I Hear You Knockin', Turn Up The Radio
"I Hear You Knockin'," Dave Edmunds and "Turn Up The Radio," Autograph
That's one way of getting rid of her. - Submitted by: rocky
I Won't Forget You When I'm Gone
"I Won't Forget You," Poison and "When I'm Gone," Autograph
Yeah, right. I see those rubbers in your briefcase, Buster. - Submitted by: Sandi K.
Turn Up The Radio, I Can't Hear You No More
"Turn Up The Radio," Autograph and "I Can't Hear You No More," Helen Reddy
Helen really needs to spend her money on some hearing aids. - Submitted by: rocky
Turn Up The Radio, Bastard!
"Turn Up The Radio," Autograph and "Bastard," Motley Crue
Sounds like what I might have said to my ex on a Sunday drive. - Submitted by: Chandra
Crocodile Rock Around The Clock
"Crocodile Rock," Elton John and "Rock Around The Clock," Bill Haley & His Comets
- Submitted by: The Anti-Corporate Outlaw
Jailhouse Rock Around The Clock
"Jailhouse Rock," Elvis Presley and "Rock Around The Clock," Bill Haley & The Comets
- Submitted by: music man
Do The Funky Chicken Every Sunday
"Do The Funky Chicken," Rufus Thomas and "Chicken Every Sunday," Bobby Bare
- Submitted by: Britney Spears into pruning hooks
Sunday Bloody Chicken Every Sunday
"Sunday Bloody Sunday," U2 and "Chicken Every Sunday," Bobby Bare
- Submitted by: Britney Spears into pruning hooks
When The Heat Hits The Streets Of Baltimore
"When The Heat Hits The Streets," Laura Branigan and "The Streets Of Baltimore," Bobby Bare
- Submitted by: Raphael
Dancin' In The Streets Of Baltimore
"Dancin' In The Streets," Martha Reeves & The Vandellas and "The Streets Of Baltimore," Bobby Bare
- Submitted by: Raphael
Takin' It To The Streets Of Baltimore
"Takin' It To The Streets," The Doobie Brothers and "Streets Of Baltimore," Bobby Bare
- Submitted by: Raphael
Where's Captain Kirk? Streets Of Baltimore
"Where's Captain Kirk?," Spizzenergi and "Streets Of Baltimore," Bobby Bare
- Submitted by: Britney Spears into pruning hooks
Where's Captain Kirk? Miller's Cave
"Where's Captain Kirk?," Spizzenergi and "Miller's Cave," Bobby Bare
- Submitted by: Britney Spears into pruning hooks
The Streets Of Baltimore Love
"The Streets Of Baltimore," Bobby Bare and "More Love," Kim Carnes
- Submitted by: Raphael
Lifestyle Of The Rich Monk At The Famous Disco
"The Monk At The Disco," Bobby Bare Jr. and "Lifestyles Of The Rich And Famous," Good Charlotte
- Submitted by: LittleThunderbird
If You Could Read My Mind, Mr. Sandman
"If You Could Read My Mind," Gordon Lightfoot and "Mr. Sandman," The Chordettes
- Submitted by: MOR
Behind Mister Sandman
"Behind Blue Eyes," The Who and "Mr. Sandman," The Chordettes
He's gonna get a shock when he turns around... - Submitted by: Dace
Insomnia, Mr.Sandman ?
"Insomnia," Faithless and "Mr. Sandman," Chordettes
- Submitted by: Grimley Fieendish
Enter Mr. Sandman
"Enter Sandman," Metallica and "Mr. Sandman," Chordettes
If you put a 50's song with the Metallica classic, you would get..... - Submitted by: Nunki
Don't Let Me See You Crying In The Rain
"Don't Let Me See You Cryin'," The Chordettes and "Crying In The Rain," The Everly Brothers
- Submitted by: Marian
A Walk In MacArthur Park
"A Walk In The Park," Nick Straker Band and "MacArthur Park," Richard Harris
- Submitted by: Dylan Baranski

Bad Choices for On Hold Music:

"Shake, Rattle, And Roll," Bill Haley & His Comets Parkinson's disease/Epilepsy/Tourette's Syndrome clinics oldsongs
"Drop-Kick Me, Jesus (Through the Goalposts of Life)," Bobby Bare Sports injury clinic; American Atheists; any non-Christian religious group Ingeborg S. Nordén
"Mr. Sandman," Chordettes Funeral Directors or Insomnia Helpline Anna Buehnenheim
"MacArthur Park," Richard Harris Bakery Little Lion

Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:

"Crocodile Rock," Elton John
"See You Later Alligator," Bill Haley & The Comets
"Where is My Mind?," The Pixies
"Somewhere Down the Barrel," The Dissociatives

Band Name Anagrams:

Adapt Enema anagram of Amanda Peet Submitted by: Robin Anibor
Merry Wardrobe anagram of Drew Barrymore Submitted by: Robin Anibor

Song Title Acrostics:

TAG: "Touch And Go," The Cars
You're it.
Submitted by: Brian Kelly

Song Title Spoonerisms:

"Ye And Moo And A Bog Named Doo" originally "Me And You And A Dog Named Boo" by Lobo
Submitted by: Rpollck
"For Whack Of Letter Birds" originally "For Lack Of Better Words" by Restless Heart
I can't believe this one was missed!
Submitted by: Rpollck

Upbeat Songs With Depressing Lyrics:

"Christmas at Ground Zero" by "Weird Al" Yankovic
The Lyrics:
It's Christmas at Ground Zero, now the missiles are on their way. What a crazy fluke, we're gonna get nuked on this jolly holiday.
Why:
This song sounds very cheerful, but many people took this song too serious that it became a banned song. Why make a Christmas song about anhilation? The Holidays are depressing enough already!
Submitted by: Paul Warren
 
 
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