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This is everything that was reviewed and approved for amIright on April 11, 2008. These are not items submitted on April 11, 2008, but rather items that were reviewed that day by site editors.

Song Parodies:

"Undressed" by Malcolm Higgins
    a parody of "Sos," Abba
"You'll Be Blessed" by Malcolm Higgins
    a parody of "Sos," Abba
"Playing Chess" by Malcolm Higgins
    a parody of "Sos," Abba
"Gps" by Malcolm Higgins
    a parody of "Sos," Abba
"Eating Shrimp" by Tokusou Sentai Blessranger
    a parody of "Giving In," Adema
"Torn Knee" by John A. Barry
    a parody of "Born Free," Andy Williams
"Warn Me" by John A. Barry
    a parody of "Born Free," Andy Williams
"Shorn Me" by John A. Barry
    a parody of "Born Free," Andy Williams
"Horned Me" by John A. Barry
    a parody of "Born Free," Andy Williams
"Corn's Squeezed" by John A. Barry
    a parody of "Born Free," Andy Williams
"Corn Feed" by John A. Barry
    a parody of "Born Free," Andy Williams
"Corn Breeze" by John A. Barry
    a parody of "Born Free," Andy Williams
"'Bourne' Free" by John A. Barry
    a parody of "Born Free," Andy Williams
"Borne Free" by John A. Barry
    a parody of "Born Free," Andy Williams
"Virtual Life" by Mattiotto "Tiddles"
    a parody of "Afterlife," Avenged Sevenfold
"Girl Crushing You" by Eurodance All-Access VIP Stars
    a parody of "Day After Day," Badfinger
"If I Had So-and-so Dollars" by Chris Wolvie
    a parody of "If I Had $1,000,000," Barenaked Ladies
"You Should Meet Francis" by Alvin Rhodes
    a parody of "You Should Be Dancing," Bee Gees
"Please, Officer Shtupme" by Stan Hall
    a parody of "Gee, Officer Krupke (from West Side Story)," Bernstein/Sondheim
"Knocking On Kevin's Door (Britney's Cry)" by Malcolm Higgins
    a parody of "Knockin On Heaven's Door," Bob Dylan
"My Grandma" by Malcolm Higgins
    a parody of "Amanda," Boston
"Stronger (The Superhero Version)" by Thor2000
    a parody of "Stronger," Britney Spears
"It Doesn't Matter In This Store" by Michael Pacholek
    a parody of "It Doesn't Matter Anymore," Buddy Holly
"Cardio Killed The Overweight Star" by White Trash
    a parody of "Video Killed The Radio Star," The Buggles
"Kamekazi's" by White Trash
    a parody of "Kung Fu Fighting," Caro Douglas
"Challah Bread" by Melanie Lee
    a parody of "Chavaleh," Fiddler On The Roof (Musical)
"Avril Lavigne" by Eurodance All-Access VIP Stars
    a parody of "Somebody To Love," Jefferson Airplane
"Dumb And Dumber" by Malcolm Higgins
    a parody of "Crazy Mama," J.J. Cale
"Runway Glamour" by Malcolm Higgins
    a parody of "Crazy Mama," J.J. Cale
"Hey Osama" by Malcolm Higgins
    a parody of "Crazy Mama," J.J, Cale
"Beta Gamma ( The Fraternity Song) " by Malcolm Higgins
    a parody of "Crazy Mama," J.J Cale
"Use A Hammer" by Malcolm Higgins
    a parody of "Crazy Mama," J.J. Cale
"Alabama II ( The Band Song)" by Malcolm Higgins
    a parody of "Crazy Mama," J.J Cale
"Alabama (the State)" by Malcolm Higgins
    a parody of "Crazy Mama," J.J. Cale
"Buy A Hummah" by Malcolm Higgins
    a parody of "Crazy Mama," J.J Cale
"Dhali Llama" by Malcolm Higgins
    a parody of "Crazy Mama," J.J. Cale
"Barack Obama" by Malcolm Higgins
    a parody of "Crazy Mama," J.J. Ccale
"Parody 99" by Below Average Dave
    a parody of "Mambo No 5," Lou Bega
"Hendrick Motorsports NASCAR Team Song" by Eurodance All-Access VIP Stars
    a parody of "La Isla Bonita," Madonna
"Drink Today" by Mattiotto "Tiddles"
    a parody of "Love Today," Mika
"Quest From The Shire" by Matthias
    a parody of "My Ass Is On Fire," Mr. Bungle
"Grills" by Jon Clemence
    a parody of "Grillz," Nelly
"Stroppy Mare" by Mattiotto "Tiddles"
    a parody of "Stop and Stare," OneRepublic
"Got To Know Night School" by Malcolm Higgins
    a parody of "Rock And Roll High School ," The Ramones
"Mau-ry" by Malcolm Higgins
    a parody of "Stonehenge," Spinal Tap
"Fergie" by Eurodance All-Access VIP Stars
    a parody of "Gloria," Them

Song Parody Recordings:

Apr 11 "treat my lice" by unknown a parody of "treat me nice" by elvis presley
i found this by accident...an elvis impersonator doing one of my songs youtube.com: (?) (Comments)
Apr 11 "Snoopy Vs The Red Baron Pizza!" by Redneck MBA a parody of "Snoopy Vs The Red Baron" by Hotshots
EDUCATING A NAZI WIENER DOG! singsnap.com: (sing snap) (Comments)

Misheard Lyrics Story:

"Wannabe," Spice Girls
Misheard Lyrics:
Sully Bunny down and lions all around
Original Lyrics:
Slam your body down and wind it all around
Story about this misheard lyric by: Cat: When I was in early elementary school, I had two big obsessions: rabbits and The Lion King. I spent a lot of my time thinking about either of them. So when I was in 2nd grade and "Wannabe" was a big hit, I was ecstatic to find that the Spice Girls mentioned both of the things I loved in the same line! (I didn't know why they named the rabbit, but if there was Peter Rabbit and Peter Cottontail, why not Sully Bunny?) I thought this was right for years, so needless to say, I was disappointed when I found out what they were really singing.

Add a Letter To a Song Title:

"21 Things I Want In A Plover" originally "21 Things I Want In A Lover" by Alanis Morissette
Plover = a short-billed kind of shorebird.
Heather Brockwell
"21 Things I Want In A Clover" originally "21 Things I Want In A Lover" by Alanis Morissette
Heather Brockwell
"Everything Old Is News Again" originally "Everything Old Is New Again" by Barenaked Ladies
Amber Malone
"Everything Told Is New Again" originally "Everything Old Is New Again" by Barenaked Ladies
Amber Malone
"Everything Sold Is New Again" originally "Everything Old Is New Again" by Barenaked Ladies
Amber Malone
"Everything Gold Is New Again" originally "Everything Old Is New Again" by Barenaked Ladies
Amber Malone
"Everything Cold Is New Again" originally "Everything Old Is New Again" by Barenaked Ladies
Amber Malone
"Everything Bold Is New Again" originally "Everything Old Is New Again" by Barenaked Ladies
Amber Malone
"Wrap Your Farms Around Me" originally "Wrap Your Arms Around Me" by Barenaked Ladies
Amber Wayland
"Wrap Your Harms Around Me" originally "Wrap Your Arms Around Me" by Barenaked Ladies
Amber Wayland
"Eave Of Destruction" originally "Eve Of Destruction" by Barry McGuire
Heather Brockwell
"Oh, Diana" originally "Oh, Dana" by Big Star
Rachel Blattington
"A Clover's Question" originally "A Lover's Question" by Clyde McPhatter
Heather Brockwell
"Glover Please" originally "Lover Please" by Clyde McPhatter
As in Danny Glover?
Heather Brockwell
"Plover Please" originally "Lover Please" by Clyde McPhatter
Plover = a short-billed kind of shorebird.
Heather Brockwell
"Clover Please" originally "Lover Please" by Clyde McPhatter
Heather Brockwell
"A Plover's Question" originally "A Lover's Question" by Clyde McPhatter
Plover = a short-billed kind of shorebird.
Heather Brockwell
"Burning Clove" originally "Burning Love" by Elvis Presley
As in a clove of garlic.
Heather Brockwell
"Burning Glove" originally "Burning Love" by Elvis Presley
Surprised this hasn't been posted yet.
Heather Brockwell
"I Only Heave Eyes For You" originally "I Only Have Eyes For You" by The Flamingos
Heather Brockwell
"I Only Shave Eyes For You" originally "I Only Have Eyes For You" by The Flamingos
Shaving eyes? Gad!
Heather Brockwell
"Yearly Sunsets Over Monroeville" originally "Early Sunsets Over Monroeville" by My Chemical Romance
If Monroeville is at one of the poles....
Rachel Blattington
"A Plover's Concerto" originally "A Lover's Concerto" by The Toys
Plover = a short-billed kind of shorebird.
Heather Brockwell
"A Clover's Concerto" originally "A Lover's Concerto" by The Toys
Heather Brockwell
"Magic Powder" originally "Magic Power" by Triumph
Put a little on and you become Samantha Stevens.
Calop
"Clone Your Plover" originally "Clone Your Lover" by Zeromancer
Plover = a short-billed kind of shorebird.
Heather Brockwell
"Clone Your Clover" originally "Clone Your Lover" by Zeromancer
Heather Brockwell

Band Name Origins:

Great Big Sea
Hove = To rise; to swell; to heave; to cause to swell (past tense of HEAVE). Ex., The sea hove so high that it destroyed a portion of a Newfoundland community. According to a Newfoundland heritage site about costal flooding: Probable result of Lisbon earthquake. Emptied Bonavista harbour and 10 minutes later water returned and overflowed parts of the community. Song 'A Great Big Sea Hove In Long Beach' may have originated from this event. (Song actually titled "Gone By the Board") Submitted by: Aron26
Nirvana
As Kurt Cobain said (yes, this is a quote): "Nirvana means complete and total bliss. That is what punk rock means to me." Nirvana had many punk influences that were very evident in their music. Submitted by: adsfklj;jj;kli900u4898909802
Silverstein
They were trying to think of a band name when they saw a book on the coffee table called "Where the Sidewalk Ends" by Shel Silverstein. We've all read it. the rest is history. Submitted by: Bobby Ferguson

Performer Pseudonyms:

Duke of Pannekoeken also known as Kasson Crooker. Submitted by: emomarathon

Strange Offspring Names:

Sonora Cooper child of Alice Cooper
Never heard of this name before. Submitted by: Mary
Dashiell child of Alice Cooper
Known as "Dash" Submitted by: Mary
Shiloh child of Angelina Jolie
Why did Angelina and Brad ever name her this? Submitted by: Ellie
Noah Lindsay Cyrus child of Billy Ray Cyrus
This is a boys name; so why would he name her this? Submitted by: Ellie
Baylee Thomas Wylee Littrell child of Brian Littrell (Backstreet Boys)
Isn't Baylee a girls name? and what's with the name Wylee; cayote. Submitted by: Ellie
Elijah Hendrix Wahlberg child of Donnie Wahlberg and Kim Fey
I can only assume that this kid's middle name is the result of someone's obsession with Jimmi Hendrix gone a little too far. Submitted by: Celeste
Caelen child of John Berry
Why not just name him Caileb; I mean Caelen is more of a femine name. Submitted by: Ellie
Georgia May Ayeesha Jagger child of Mick Jagger
"Ayeesha"? Kind of weird. Submitted by: Mary
Jade Sheena Jezebel Jagger child of Mick Jagger
Do Mick and Bianca know what "Jezebel" means? It was what hookers were called back in the 19th century! Submitted by: Mary
Karis Hunt child of Mick Jagger and Marsha Hunt
Submitted by: Mary
Willow Camille Smith child of Will Smith
I love this name; it's different but pretty cool. Submitted by: Ellie

Better Names for Current Songs:

"Everything's Tragic" is a better name for "Everything's Magic" by Angels And Airwaves
Submitted by: Peggy Pollock
"I Got Plenty of Muffins" is a better name for "I Got Plenty of Nuttin'" by Cast of 'Porgy and Bess'
Submitted by: Raphael
"3 Sagittarians" is a better name for "3 Libras" by A Perfect Circle
Submitted by: Kaylie L
"Stained By Your Man" is a better name for "Stand By Your Man" by Tammy Wynette
Submitted by: Regina Haniger
"Thunderthighs 65" is a better name for "Thunderkiss 65" by White Zombie
Submitted by: Kaylie L

Untapped Commercial Ideas:

Tongue Tied by Cast of 'Red Dwarf' used for Theme Song For Bush 04 Re-election Campaign Submitted by: Melhi
She's Taken A Shine by John Berry used for Tarn-X Or Other Cleaning Product Submitted by: Missy
U + Ur Hand by Pink used for Dating Hotline Submitted by: ck
Don't Let Me Get Me by Pink used for Prozac Submitted by: Celeste
God Is A DJ by Pink used for Local church Submitted by: Natasha
You & Your Hand by Pink used for 'South Park' on DVD Submitted by: Pickle
Trouble by Pink used for Trouble (TV channel) Submitted by: Indra.v
Just Like A Pill by Pink used for CVS Pharmacy Submitted by: Mike
Just Like A Pill by Pink used for Liquid Medicines Submitted by: melissa
Get The Party Started by Pink used for Party Supply Store Submitted by: Ed
Just Like A Pill by Pink used for Bayer Aspirin Submitted by: Ed
Family Portrait by Pink used for Kodak Photo Submitted by: Ripp
18 Wheeler by Pink used for Mack Trucks Submitted by: jrnkate
Just Like A Pill by Pink used for Anti-drug PSA Submitted by: meh101

Duets Not Yet Performed:

Desperados Under the Eaves of Destruction
"Desperados Under the Eaves," Warren Zevon and "Eve of Destruction," Barry McGuire
I suppose anyone facing destruction is desperate. - Submitted by: Martha Hankins
When It's Nighttime In Italy,It's The Eve Of Destruction Over Here
"When It's Nighttime In Italy, It's Wednesday Over Here," The Everly Brothers and "The Eve Of Destruction," Barry McGuire
- Submitted by: Marian
I Should Tell You That The Rhythm Is Gonna Get You
"I Should Tell You," Cast of 'Rent' and "The Rhythm Is Gonna Get You," Gloria Estefan and the Miami Sound Machine
- Submitted by: Raphael
The First Time Ever I Saw Your Face Warp
"The First Time Ever I Saw Your Face," Roberta Flack and "The Time Warp," Cast of `Rocky Horror Picture Show'
- Submitted by: Julia Cox
The Time Warp Waits For No One
"The Time Warp," Cast of `Rocky Horror Picture Show' and "Time Waits For No One," Meredith Brooks
- Submitted by: Gretchen Wieners
The Time Warp In A Bottle
"The Time Warp," Cast of `Rocky Horror Picture Show' and "Time In A Bottle," Jim Croce
- Submitted by: Britney Spears into pruning hooks
Why Can't I Make 'Em Laugh?
"Why Can't I?," Liz Phair and "Make 'Em Laugh," Cast of 'Singin' In The Rain'
Well, Liz, first of all your jokes aren't funny! - Submitted by: hybrid
Let It Whip It
"Let It Whip," Dazz Band and "Whip It," Devo
Or 'Let It Whippet' if you're a dog. - Submitted by: soul & rock
Let It Whip Down In The Willow Garden
"Let It Whip," The Dazz Band and "Down In The Willow Garden," The Everly Brothers
Kinky! - Submitted by: Ed
Dresses And Shoes And Buttons And Bows
"Dresses And Shoes," Angelica and Susie (two Rugrats characters... from Rugrats Go Wild) and "Buttons And Bows," Dinah Shore (from The Paleface)
Dress-up time with Angelica Pickles and Bob Hope! ;-) - Submitted by: SpiderBraids
I Only Have Lyin' Eyes For You
"I Only Have Eyes For You," The Flamingos and "Lyin' Eyes," The Eagles
Birds of a feather (and not) sing together! - Submitted by: Gretchen Wieners
I Only Have Ebony Eyes For You
"I Only Have Eyes For You," The Flamingos and "Ebony Eyes," The Everly Brothers
- Submitted by: Marian
I Only Have Bette Davis Eyes For You
"I Only Have Eyes For You," The Flamingos and "Bette Davis Eyes," Kim Carnes
- Submitted by: Roy R. Pryor
Beat It! You Make Me Sick!
"Beat It," Michael Jackson and "You Make Me Sick," Pink
Well same to you! - Submitted by: Diddims
Dare To Be Stupid Girls
"Dare To Be Stupid," Weird Al Yankovic and "Stupid Girls," Pink
- Submitted by: Schadenfreudian Slip
52 Stupid Girls
"52 Girls," B-52s and "Stupid Girls," Pink
Oh jeez, that many? - Submitted by: Paris Hilton Is On Fire
Grandma Got Run Over By An 18 Wheeler
"Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer," Elmo & Patsy and "18 Wheeler," Pink
Ouch, that has to hurt. - Submitted by: Santa
My Friend Tommy's Family Portrait
"My Friend Tommy," Pineground and "Family Portrait," Pink
- Submitted by: Jellybean
Fight For Your Right To Get The Party Started
"Fight For Your Right To Party," Beastie Boys and "Get The Party Started," Pink
- Submitted by: Ed
Should We Tell Him To Get The Party Started?
"Should We Tell Him?," The Everly Brothers and "Get The Party Started," Pink
It's a quarter to midnight for crying out loud, yes! - Submitted by: Ed
Just Like A Sugar Pill
"Real Sugar," Roxette and "Just Like A Pill," Pink
- Submitted by: Ed
Lose Yourself In The Family Portrait
"Lose Yourself," Eminem and "Family Portrait," Pink
- Submitted by: x-files girl
All I Wanna Do Is Get The Party Started To Have Some Fun
"All I Wanna Do (Is Have Some Fun)," Sheryl Crow and "Get The Party Started," Pink
- Submitted by: VJMorales
Get The Fire Started
"Firestarter," Prodigy and "Get The Party Started," Pink
- Submitted by: Lingus
Don't Let Me Get In Your Eyes
"In Your Eyes," Kylie Minogue and "Don't Let Me Get Me," Pink
- Submitted by: DaNz
Stupid Barbie Girls
"Stupid Girls," Pink and "Barbie Girl," Aqua
Ann Coulter, Paris, and Britney, that's your cue. - Submitted by: Diddims
Stupid Gothic Girls
"Stupid Girls," Pink and "Gothic Girl," The 69 Eyes
- Submitted by: Other
Get The Graduation Party Started
"Get The Party Started," Pink and "Graduation (Friends Forever)," Vitamin C
- Submitted by: Joelle
Just Like A Purple Pill
"Just Like A Pill," Pink and "Purple Haze," Jimi Hendrix
A substitute for Prilosec, perhaps? - Submitted by: Joelle
I Shot The DJ God
"God Is A DJ," Pink and "I Shot The DJ," Scooter
- Submitted by: Blue Beret
Don't Let Me Get Me To F**k Her Gently
"Dont Let Me Get Me," Pink and "F**k Her Gently," Tenacious D
- Submitted by: Exocet
Don't Let Me Get Dirrty
"Don't Let Me Get Me," Pink and "Dirrty," Christina Aguilera
- Submitted by: NuGGaH
Don't Let Me Get High
"Don't Let Me Get Me," Pink and "I Wanna Get High," Cypress Hill
- Submitted by: Celeste
Dying In Your S***storm
"Dying In Your Arms," Trivium and "S***storm," Strapping Young Lad
- Submitted by: ShadowKeyzer

Bad Choices for On Hold Music:

"Eve Of Destruction," Barry McGuire Defense Department FussBudgetVanPelt
"Let It Whip," The Dazz Band Dominatrix Society of America Cookie-man
"Just Like A Pill," Pink Hospital Jessica
"I'm Not Dead," Pink Cemetery Tessa
"Stupid Girls," Pink Special Ed bubzie
"You Make Me Sick," Pink Hospital Shorty
"God Is A DJ," Pink The Disco Shop hamp
"Missundaztood," Pink Special Needs School Larcen Tyler
"Family Portrait," Pink Family Crisis Hot Line All.hail.MUFFINS
"Oh My God," Pink Christians Scream
"Just Like A Pill," Pink Any Hospital Ed
"Most Girls," Pink Lesbian Organization PurpleChick
"Just Like A Pill," Pink Button Manufacturers pop
"You Make Me Sick," Pink Poison Control Center pop
"Don't Let Me Get Me," Pink Suicide Helpline ?
"You Make Me Sick," Pink Bulimia Hotline Greg Johnson
"Don't Let Me Get Me," Pink Suicide Hotline Sa
"Just Like A Pill," Pink Any Pharmaceutical Company Opinion Girl
"Family Portrait," Pink Family portrait photographers/painters Nicola
"You Make Me Sick," Pink Food Store Opinion Girl
"Don't Let Me Get Me," Pink Schizophrenia Helpline mrbig
"Don't Let Me Get Me," Pink Overeater's Anomynous Celeste
"You Make Me Sick," Pink Poison Control, Pharmacy bridget
"Just Like A Pill," Pink Kids Against Drugs BLO-TOWN
"I Keed," Triumph The Insult Comic Dog Answering Machines for American Idols, Justin T., J-Lo, etc. funny

Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:

"Take Me or Leave Me," Cast of 'Rent'
"I Will Never Leave You," Cast of 'Side Show' I guess that gives you your answer
"I Should Tell You," the cast of Rent
"Somebody Told Me," The Killers Thanks anyway.
"Take Me Or Leave Me," Cast Of Rent
"Bye Bye Bye," NSYNC You asked for it
"Take Me or Leave Me," Cast of 'Rent'
"I Will Never Leave You," Cast of 'Side Show' I guess that gives you your answer
"Climb Every Mountain," Cast Of "Sound Of Music"
"Ain't No Mountain High Enough," Diana Ross
"D.I.V.O.R.C.E.," Tammy Wynette
"She Got the Goldmine, I Got the Shaft," Jerry Reed Should have hired a mediator.
"Suffocating Sight," Trivium
"When I Look At You," Linda Eder
"Dying in your arms," Trivium
"Sad but true," Metallica too bad you're dying

Song Title Space Change:

"Dustin the Wind" originally "Dust in the Wind," Kansas
And you thought they called it Mariah!
Submitted by: craZydon

Band Name Anagrams:

Hides A Horn anagram of Dinah Shore Submitted by: Stephanie Craddock
Danish Hero anagram of Dinah Shore Submitted by: Stephanie Craddock
(Never knew she was Danish!?!)
Hen's Hairdo anagram of Dinah Shore Submitted by: Stephanie Craddock
That's a conundrum!
Hen's Hairdo anagram of Dinah Shore Submitted by: Stephanie Craddock
That's a conundrum!
Rhino's Head anagram of Dinah Shore Submitted by: Stephanie Craddock
Now, that's just bizarre?

Song Title Anagrams:

"Our Icy Heathen Rat" originally "Your Cheatin' Heart," Hank Williams
Submitted by: Heather Brockwell
"I Cart Your Heathen" originally "Your Cheatin' Heart," Hank Williams
Submitted by: Heather Brockwell
"Try A Heathen Curio" originally "Your Cheatin' Heart," Hank Williams
Submitted by: Heather Brockwell
"Airy Heathen Court" originally "Your Cheatin' Heart," Hank Williams
Submitted by: Heather Brockwell

Band Name Spoonerisms:

Chuck Berry originally "Buckcherry"
Obvious with a capital O
hamburger456

Music Quotes:

Brian May
I don't think anybody comes close to The Beatles, including Oasis

I go through major crises every few months, but then I have great peaks of belief and creativity. I'm a weird kind of animal.

I had one dream not long after he died where he kept saying, You've got to be there Brian, and I woke up in a daze thinking, Where have I got to be?

I despise the Lottery. There's less chance of you becoming a millionaire than there is of getting hit on the head by a passing asteroid.

I just want to be able to play as fast as my brain goes, and my brain doesn't go all that fast.

If I go to places where other people are playing, I often get up and play myself. I just enjoy the sound and feel of playing.

Submitted by: LucidLupin
 
 
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