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This is everything that was reviewed and approved for amIright on April 8, 2008. These are not items submitted on April 8, 2008, but rather items that were reviewed that day by site editors.

Song Parodies:

"I'm Not A Nazi" by Phil Alexander
    a parody of "I'm Not In Love," 10cc
"Super Why And The Super Readers" by Tokusou Sentai Blessranger
    a parody of "Baby I Love Your Way," Big Mountain
"Legs Stick To Leather" by Merry & Pippin
    a parody of "Let's Stick Together," Bryan Ferry
"Crocodile Suicide" by Alvin Rhodes
    a parody of "Rock And Roll Suicide," David Bowie
"Caretaker With Gloves ( The Janitor Tune)" by Malcolm Higgins
    a parody of "Teenager In Love," Dion And The Belmonts
"The Last Season/Shea" by Joe Crayon
    a parody of "The Load Out/Stay," Jackson Browne
"McCain Says" by McKludge
    a parody of "Jane Says," Jane's Addiction
"Love Does Cost Something" by Matthias
    a parody of "Love Don't Cost A Thing," Jennifer Lopez
"Amazed He's Number One (Obama Said)" by McKludge
    a parody of "Always On The Run," Lenny Kravitz
"When Out Pumps Healthy Juice" by John A. Barry
    a parody of "I Put a Spell on You," Screamin' Jay Hawkins
"I Won't Othello View" by John A. Barry
    a parody of "I Put a Spell on You," Screamin' Jay Hawkins
"It's an Orwellian Shmooze" by John A. Barry
    a parody of "I Put a Spell on You," Screamin' Jay Hawkins
"I Put a Spell on You" by John A. Barry
    a parody of "I Put a Spell on You," Screamin' Jay Hawkins
"We're Saved, the Pelham Crew" by John A. Barry
    a parody of "I Put a Spell on You," Screamin' Jay Hawkins
"So I Can Wealth-Accrue" by John A. Barry
    a parody of "I Put a Spell on You," Screamin' Jay Hawkins
"Please Do Not Geld the Pooch!" by John A. Barry
    a parody of "I Put a Spell on You," Screamin' Jay Hawkins
"How Long's He Held These Views?" by John A. Barry
    a parody of "I Put a Spell on You," Screamin' Jay Hawkins
"You've Got a Feldspar Hue" by John A. Barry
    a parody of "I Put a Spell on You," Screamin' Jay Hawkins
"The Word 'Dumbbell Has Two. . . ." by John A. Barry
    a parody of "I Put a Spell on You," Screamin' Jay Hawkins
"Angry Video Game Nerd" by Devil Master
    a parody of "Monsoon," Tokio Hotel
"Use A Pill To Sleep At Night" by Malcolm Higgins
    a parody of "In The Still Of The Night," Tommy Dorsey
"Oh I Do Like To Buzz Around The Beehives" by Jason
    a parody of "Oh I Do Like To Be Beside The Seaside," Traditional

Song Parody Recordings:

Apr 8 "MPMS, PACK MY SHIT!" by Redneck MBA a parody of "Before He Cheats" by Carrie Underwood
MENS PMS. IT IS INTOLERABLE TO ALL YOU POOR WOMEN! singsnap.com: (sing snap) (Comments)
The happiest day in your life? hmmmmm.... Soundclick: (mp3) (Comments)
Apr 8 "Always Look on the Right Side of Fox News" by Steve Bryant a parody of "Always Look on The Bright Side of Life" by Eric Idle (Monty Python)
A "celebration" of the fair and balanced news coverage on some cable news channels. Soundclick.com: (Mp3) (Comments)

Songs That Are Banned:

"A Day In The Life," The Beatles
Another Beatles song banned by the BBC, both for the "I'd Love To Turn You On" line, and the supposed drug use references
Submitted by: Ra'akone
"I Am The Walrus," The Beatles
At one point banned by the BBC, for suggestive lyrics, for the line "Boy you've been a naughty girl and let your knickers down" (for those unfamiliar with British English, replace "knickers" with "panties")
Submitted by: Ra'akone
"Peaches," The Stranglers
A song about girl-watching, banned because of its content (about a lecherous boy watching girls on a beach), and because of the word "clitoris" in context (although it was pronounced in a non-standard way, to almost rhyme with "guitarist") Also has mentions of the S word. A toned down version was made for UK radio airplay.
Submitted by: Ra'akone
"Open Your Box," Yoko Ono
Because of the suggestive lyrics and even suggestive title, it was banned by the BBC. Also, in the US, Capitol Records refused to release it, substituting it with another Yoko single, "Touch Me", on the B-Side of Lennon's "Power to the People"
Submitted by: Ra'akone

Super Long Pop Songs:

"Disco Inferno,"Dread Zeppelin - Length: 6:56
A mix of the original Disco Inferno, Led Zeppelin's Kashmir, and a bit of Elvis' In The Ghetto thrown in!
Submitted by: Ra'akone
"He's Simple, He's Dumb, He's the Pilot,"Grandaddy - Length: 8:53
Seems like several songs seamlessly melded together.
Submitted by: Ra'akone
"The Eternal,"Joy Division - Length: 6:04
A slow, creepy song
Submitted by: Ra'akone
"Welcome To The Machine,"Pink Floyd - Length: 7:38
A song that's a commentary of the music industry. Known for its heavy use of sound effects and synthesizers
Submitted by: Ra'akone
"Good As Gold,"Tiga - Length: 7:40
Parts of the song have the question "Who's in control" asked several times.
Submitted by: Ra'akone

Super Short Pop Songs:

"Fuck a Dog," Blink 182 - Length: 1:27
Bonus hidden track, off some versions of Take Off Your Pants And Your Jacket.
Submitted by: Ra'akone

Add a Letter To a Song Title:

"Year Of The Coat" originally "Year Of The Cat" by Al Stewart
Millie Verst
"Year Of The Cast" originally "Year Of The Cat" by Al Stewart
Millie Verst
"Year Of The Cart" originally "Year Of The Cat" by Al Stewart
Millie Verst
"Just The Way You Care" originally "Just The Way You Are" by Billy Joel
Serafina
"Just The Way You Dare" originally "Just The Way You Are" by Billy Joel
Serafina
"Like A Frock" originally "Like A Rock" by Bob Seger
Lucinda Blair
"Like A Crock" originally "Like A Rock" by Bob Seger
Lucinda Blair
"Rock Of Wages" originally "Rock Of Ages" by Def Leppard
Lucinda Blair
"Rock Of Sages" originally "Rock Of Ages" by Def Leppard
Lucinda Blair
"Rock Of Rages" originally "Rock Of Ages" by Def Leppard
Lucinda Blair
"Rock Of Pages" originally "Rock Of Ages" by Def Leppard
Lucinda Blair
"Rock Of Cages" originally "Rock Of Ages" by Def Leppard
Lucinda Blair
"Rock Of Agnes" originally "Rock Of Ages" by Def Leppard
Lucinda Blair
"Just When I Needed You Moist" originally "Just When I Needed You Most" by Randy VanWarmer
Feeling a little dry are we?
Jeff
"I Am A Crock" originally "I Am A Rock" by Simon And Garfunkel
Lucinda Blair
"I Am A Frock" originally "I Am A Rock" by Simon And Garfunkel
Lucinda Blair
"My Boor" originally "My Boo" by Usher & Alicia Keys
Jessica Childress
"My Bozo" originally "My Boo" by Usher & Alicia Keys
Jessica Childress

Performer Nick Names:

Billie Joe Armstrong known informally as: Two Dollar Bill. Submitted by: Devon Murphy

Untapped Commercial Ideas:

Get Inside You by Adema used for Proctologist's Office Submitted by: Garrett
Ever Ever After by Carrie Underwood used for eHarmony Submitted by: Rachel
Before He Cheats by Carrie Underwood used for Maury Povich show on cheaters Submitted by: Carla Bisagni
I've Got A Lovely Bunch Of Coconuts by Merv Griffin used for Produce Submitted by: Lestadt's brat princess
Automatic by Pointer Sisters used for Automatic Sliding Doors Submitted by: Jan
Open Your Eyes by Yes used for Glaucoma Research Submitted by: TomSawyer2112
Don't Kill The Whale by Yes used for Greenpeace Submitted by: TomSawyer2112
White Car by Yes used for Honda Submitted by: TomSawyer2112
No Experience Needed, No Opportunity Necessary by Yes used for Big Brother Submitted by: pickle*
The Clap by Yes used for STD clinics Submitted by: pickle*
Your Move by Yes used for Your Move Estate Agents Submitted by: pickle*
Long Distance Runaround by Yes used for Phone Company Submitted by: Mr.Small
It Can Happen by Yes used for Lottery Submitted by: oldrock
Roundabout by Yes used for Amusement Park Submitted by: Alex Murray

Duets Not Yet Performed:

It's A Immortal Kind Of Magic
"Immortal," Adema and "It's A Kind Of Magic," Queen
That would be odd... - Submitted by: Solid Snake kicks your a$$!
Wake Me Up Before He Cheats
"Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go," Wham! and "Before He Cheats," Carrie Underwood
- Submitted by: jay
Love Will Never Tear Us Apart, Love Will Keep Us Together
"Love Will Tear Us Apart/Never Tear Us Apart," Joy DIvision/INXS and "Love Will Keep Us Together," The Captain & Tenille
Reconciling Hannah M's and ****'s contributions - Submitted by: Raphael
Shine Like Monosytnth Stars
"Shine Like Stars," Holland and "Monosynth," Joy Electric
Techno is happy. - Submitted by: FemPhil
Dancing In The Streets Of Philadelphia
"Dancing In The Street," Martha & the Vandellas and "Streets Of Philadelphia," Bruce Springsteen
- Submitted by: Freddie C.
Fire Bad!
"Fire," Pointer Sisters and "Bad," Michael Jackson
RIP Phil Hartman - Submitted by: D. H. Nuts
I'm So Excited They're Coming To Take Me Away Ha! Ha!
"I'm So Excited," The Pointer Sisters and "They're Coming To Take Me Away, Ha Haa!," Napoleon XIV
If you're excited, then you really must be crazy. - Submitted by: Ed
Fire Fighter
"Fire," Pointer Sisters and "Fighter," Christina Aguilera
- Submitted by: nally
Fire Escape
"Fire," The Pointer Sisters and "Escape," Rupert Holmes
Could've saved Fastball some work - Submitted by: Raphael
The Candy Maneater
"The Candy Man," Sammy Davis Jr. and "Maneater," Hall And Oates
- Submitted by: Ed
I've Gotta Be Causing Me A Commotion
"I've Gotta Be Me," Sammy Davis, Jr. and "Causing A Commotion," Madonna
- Submitted by: Gretchen Wieners
The Candyman In the Mirror
"The Candy Man," Sammy Davis, Jr. and "The Man In The Mirror," Michael Jackson
Wasn't that basically the plot of the movie "Candyman"? - Submitted by: Drewzi
Dying In Your S***storm
"Dying In Your Arms," Trivium and "S***storm," Strapping Young Lad
- Submitted by: ShadowKeyzer
Listen To Your Owner Of A Lonely Heart
"Listen To Your Heart," Roxette and "Owner Of A Lonely Heart," Yes
- Submitted by: Ed
My Girl, Bill Gates, of Delirium
"My Girl Bill," Jim Stafford and "Gates of Delirium," Yes
Im sure Mr. Gates needs the royalties - Submitted by: princejellyfish
The Owner Of Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band
"Sgt Pepper's Lonley Hearts Club Band," The Beatles and "Owner Of A Lonely Heart," Yes
- Submitted by: Cokeahollic
Owner of the Lonely Heart of Rock n Roll
"Owner of a Lonely Heart," Yes and "Heart of Rock n Roll," Huey Lewis & the News
- Submitted by: Todd W. Zimmerman
Owner Of A Lonely Heartbreaker
"Owner Of A Lonely Heart," Yes and "Heartbreaker," Pat Benatar
- Submitted by: Ed
Owner Of A Lonely Heart Of Glass
"Owner Of A Lonely Heart," Yes and "Heart Of Glass," Blondie
- Submitted by: Ed
Another Dirty Day Close To The Edge
"Close To The Edge," Yes and "Another Day/Dirty Day," U2
Does Bono sound as if he wants to pack it up? - Submitted by: Igor Molotov
Leave It Alone
"Leave It," Yes and "Alone," Heart
- Submitted by: Paul G

Bad Choices for On Hold Music:

"Freaking Out," Adema Crisis Hotline/Mental Hospital Sally
"Sometimes Wanna Die," Joydrop Suicide Helpline Shan Z
"Five Stars For Failure," Joy Electric Math Tutor Idont Havaname
"Heat Wave," Martha & The Vandellas Summer of 2006 Weather Information Toto2
"Jump (For My Love)," Pointer Sisters Skydiving School Larcen Tyler
"Dare Me," Pointer Sisters MTV Jackass Hotline New Jack
"Automatic," Pointer Sisters New York Yankees/George Steinbrenner's office soul
"Fire," Pointer Sisters Fire Department Soulraven

Song Title Space Change:

"San Francis Co." originally "San Francisco," Scott MacKenzie
As in "Co.", abbreviation for "Company"
Submitted by: Beverly Stiles

Band Name Anagrams:

A Timberland Ram anagram of Miranda Lambert Submitted by: Alanis More Upset
Tamarind Ramble anagram of Miranda Lambert Submitted by: Alanis More Upset
Bridal Armament anagram of Miranda Lambert Submitted by: Alanis More Upset

Song Title Anagrams:

"Clean Golf Irons" originally "Long Line of Cars," Cake
Submitted by: Josh
"Scrotal Fur Swoop" originally "Last Cup of Sorrow," Faith No More
Umm... Nice hair?
Submitted by: Josh
"A Small Infamous Town" originally "Famous In A Small Town," Miranda Lambert
Submitted by: Alanis More Upset

Why the Name is Stupid:

Queen
A queen is 1 person and it's a female. This group is more than 1 person and none of them are females. Submitted by: Mads

Song Title Acrostics:

ELK: "Every Little Kiss," Bruce Hornsby & The Range
Something like a deer.
Submitted by: Brian Kelly

Song Title Spoonerisms:

"Dud Bled And Rowing Gown" originally "Blood Red And Going Down" by Tanya Tucker
They're spoonerisms, not anagrams, Regina.
Submitted by: Joanna Whitmire
"Dud Red And Blowing Gown" originally "Blood Red And Going Down" by Tanya Tucker
They're spoonerisms, not anagrams, Regina.
Submitted by: Joanna Whitmire
"Dud Red And Blowing Gown" originally "Blood Red And Going Down" by Tanya Tucker
They're spoonerisms, not anagrams, Regina.
Submitted by: Joanna Whitmire

Band Name Spoonerisms:

Meanie Ban originally "Beenie Man"
Melanie Bianca Green
Merry Ban originally "Barry Mann"
Melanie Bianca Green

Funny Lyrics:

"Run It Right Back Again" by Corbin Bleu
The Funny Lyrics:
listen up get some fries don't want any other trash or still put the fries up again
Why They're Funny:
why would u want fries and then tell them don't put fries up again.!
Submitted by: monica
"Longview" by Green Day
The Funny Lyrics:
'when masturbation's lost its fun you're effing lonely'
Why They're Funny:
Well how can it not be? I don't know how this could ever happen.
Submitted by: Jonny Harrop
"How Long" by Hinder
The Funny Lyrics:
Why'd you go and break what's already broken
Why They're Funny:
How can you break something that's already broken? and why are you complaining if it is indeed already broken...
Submitted by: Dolce
"The Hit" by Smile Empty Soul
The Funny Lyrics:
Just being in the same room with you,
It makes me wanna get high, so I can forget you
Why They're Funny:
that may be true, but why would anyone put that in a song?
Submitted by: I Am Me
"Beelzeboss" by Tenacious D
The Funny Lyrics:

He'll bend you over then he'll take you to browntown
Why They're Funny:
Does this need a reason? LOL
Submitted by: MaskedMaggot

Inappropriate Lyrics:

"Feva For The Flava" by Hot Action Cop
The Inappropriate Lyrics:
"do you think that I could get some. Sticky sticky. Get a litta bit of finger wicky wicky" and "suck it like a bong, get wacky,....jack it!!"
Why They're Inappropriate:
uuhhhhh....the whole song is like that!!! Its bad!! just think about it for abit!!
Submitted by: erica
 
 
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