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This is everything that was reviewed and approved for amIright on April 6, 2008. These are not items submitted on April 6, 2008, but rather items that were reviewed that day by site editors.

Song Parody Recordings:

Apr 6 "Bowl It" by Below Average Dave a parody of "Beat It" by Michael Jackson
A recording with a more pure backing track, day 8 of Daveapalooza, Ee-hee-hee. . .WOOO badave.com: (mp3) (Comments)

Songs That Are Banned:

"Fairytale of New York," The Pogues feat. Kirsty MacColl
This song, which hit #1 on the Irish charts and #2 on the UK music charts on Christmas 1987 and has been a holiday staple in the UK and Ireland since, was censored in 2007 due to "questionable language" in reference to gays and women of questionable vocation. The Pogues found it "amusing" and MacColl's mother (MacColl died in 2000) thought it was "rediculous." The bans and censorship ultimately failed due to viewer/listener requests.
Submitted by: Is Brea Liom Caife

Super Long Pop Songs:

"Say You Do,"Janet Jackson - Length: 6:48 (US album version)
Perhaps rather atypically, the UK album version is more than a minute shorter. An even shorter version, 3:48, also exists
Submitted by: Ra'akone

Add a Letter To a Song Title:

"How Mulch I Feel" originally "How Much I Feel" by Ambrosia
Someone's been falling sleep on the lawn again?
Eac Zeffron
"You Know I'm Now Good" originally "You Know I'm No Good" by Amy Winehouse
Rehab fixed all my faults!
Julia Farda
"And Your Bird Can Singe " originally "And Your Bird Can Sing" by The Beatles
Was wondering what that smell on your hair was.
Bob
"Just When I Needled You Most" originally "Just When I Needed You Most " by Randy VanWarmer
Joe
"I Left My Hearth In San Francisco" originally "I Left My Heart In San Francisco" by Tony Bennett
Regina Haniger
"I Cleft My Heart In San Francisco" originally "I Left My Heart In San Francisco" by Tony Bennett
Regina Haniger
"You Better You Best" originally "You Better You Bet" by The Who
Roger (Daltrey) sounds like a 4-year-old
hamburger456

Untapped Commercial Ideas:

Rehab by Amy Winehouse used for Homeless Shelter Submitted by: Natasha
What About Us? by Point Break used for Family Councelling Submitted by: Cait Sith

Duets Not Yet Performed:

Rollout The Biggest Part Of Me
"Rollout," Ludacris and "Biggest Part Of Me," Ambrosia
Guess which part that would be... - Submitted by: latino4u
Nobody's Driving On Dead End Road
"Nobody's Driving," Amebix and "Dead End Road," Alkaline Trio
- Submitted by: Dr. L
Party Like A Rockstar In Rehab
"Party Like A Rockstar," Shop Boyz and "Rehab," Amy Winehouse
Move over Lohan! - Submitted by: tastes_like_chicken_32

Bad Choices for On Hold Music:

"That's How Much I Feel," Ambrosia Quadriplegic Support Center Bill Borde
"Rehab," Amy Winehouse Amy Winehouse's answering machine Agrimorfee
"Rehab," Amy Winehouse Lindsay Lohan's answering machine I'm So Mysterious
"Rehab," Amy Winehouse Rehabilitation Clinic Temari

Song Title Anagrams:

"Dud Red And Blowing Gown" originally "Blood Red And Going Down," Tanya Tucker
Submitted by: Regina Haniger
"Dud Bled And Rowing Gown" originally "Blood Red And Going Down," Tanya Tucker
Submitted by: Regina Haniger

Song Title Spoonerisms:

"Your Heatin' Chart" originally "Your Cheatin' Heart" by Hank Williams
Submitted by: Millie Verst

Dirty Lyrics:

"Everything's Magic" by Angels and Airwaves
The Dirty Lyrics:
Prepare for the best and the fastest ride.
Why They're Dirty:
Can you say lap dance?
Submitted by: Lizzie
"Scream" by Avenged Sevenfold
The Dirty Lyrics:
You know I make you wanna scream.
Why They're Dirty:
.......You're kidding, right?
Submitted by: Lizzie
"Learning to Fall" by Boys Like Girls
The Dirty Lyrics:
When I'm going down don't worry 'bout me.
Why They're Dirty:
Anyone who knows what it means to "go down" on someone should be able to figure this one out by themselves.
Submitted by: Lizzie
"Hero/Heroine" by Boys Like Girls
The Dirty Lyrics:
You wanna get inside, then you can get in line.
Why They're Dirty:
For some reason I always think of prostitution when I hear this line. Most probably because with a hooker, you have to "get in line" to... well, you know.
Submitted by: Lizzie
"I Never Told You What I Do For a Living" by My Chemical Romance
The Dirty Lyrics:
So deep and down we go.
Why They're Dirty:
I'm pretty sure you can come up with an explanation as to why this is considered "dirty" without any help.
Submitted by: Lizzie
"I Don't Love You" by My Chemical Romance
The Dirty Lyrics:
Another dollar's just another blow.
Why They're Dirty:
I would think fellatio and prostituion immediately comes to mind upon hearing this line.
Submitted by: Lizzie
"Misery Business" by Paramore
The Dirty Lyrics:
Whoa, I never meant to brag
But I got him where I wanted him now
Whoa, it was never my intention to brag
To steal it all away from you now
But God it just feels so good
'Cause I got him where I wanted him now
And if you could then you know you would
'Cause God it just feels sooo good.
Why They're Dirty:
The whole chorus sounds like she's talking about having mindblowing sex with someone's boyfriend and then throwing it back in the poor girl's face. Hence the "I got him where I wanted him" and, above all, the "God, it just feels sooo good".
Submitted by: Lizzie

Song Lyrics That Name Check Celebrities:

"Girlfriend (featuring Lil' Mama)" by Avril Lavigne
The Lyrics:
Ain't Trina you betta already know

You betta ask T.I.
I’m telling you like Jennifer Hudson
Who They Mention:
musical artists Trina, T.I., and Jennifer Hudson
Submitted by: Alex
"My Book" by Beautiful South
The Lyrics:
Mother played by Peter Beardsley, Father by John Cleese
Who They Mention:
Peter Beardsley and John Cleese
Submitted by: Barbarella87
"Good As Gold" by Beautiful South
The Lyrics:
I want my sun-drenched, wind-swept Ingrid Bergman Kiss.
Who They Mention:
Ingrid Bergman
Submitted by: Barbarella87
"Uhn Tiss Uhn Tiss Uhn Tiss" by Bloodhound Gang
The Lyrics:
Bobe Hope that I might, one night, stand a chance
Who They Mention:
Bob Hope
Submitted by: Alex
"Uhn Tiss Uhn Tiss Uhn Tiss" by Bloodhound Gang
The Lyrics:
Copperfield style, abracadabra
Who They Mention:
Magician David Copperfield
Submitted by: Alex
"The Bad Touch" by Bloodhound Gang
The Lyrics:
You'll Lovett just like Lyle
Who They Mention:
Lyle Lovett
Submitted by: Alex
"The Bad Touch" by Bloodhound Gang
The Lyrics:
Yes I'm Siskel, yes I'm Ebert and you're getting two thumbs up
Who They Mention:
Gene Siskel, Roger Ebert
Submitted by: Alex
"The Bad Touch" by Bloodhound Gang
The Lyrics:
Me and you do the kind of stuff that only Prince would sing about
Who They Mention:
Prince
Submitted by: Alex
"It Came Out of the Sky" by Creedence Clearwater Revival
The Lyrics:
Well, a crowd gathered round and a scientist said it was marsh gas.
Spiro came to make a speech about raising the Mars tax.
The Vatican said, woe, the Lord has come,
Hollywood rushed out an epic film
Ronnie the Popular said it was a communist plot.
Who They Mention:
Spiro Agnew Ronald Reagan
Submitted by: Carrie
"Chain Me Free" by The Matches
The Lyrics:
Pictures of the Beach Boys
And Kelly Slater
Who They Mention:
the Beach Boys, pro surfer Kelly Slater
Submitted by: Alex
"We Don't Need to Make Love to Know that We Got It" by Mathien
The Lyrics:
She's as pure as Moses
Who They Mention:
Biblical figure Moses
Submitted by: Alex
"Her Eyes" by Pat Monahan
The Lyrics:
Dreads Feds, Grateful Dead, and doesn't take meds
Who They Mention:
the band Grateful Dead
Submitted by: Alex
"Her Eyes" by Pat Monahan
The Lyrics:
She loved Michael Jackson up until he made Bad
Who They Mention:
Michael Jackson & his album Bad
Submitted by: Alex

Song Lyrics That Mention Brand Name Products:

"You Know I'm No Good" by Amy Winehouse
The Lyrics:
And sniff me out like I was Tanqueray

'Cause you're my fella, my guy
Hand me your Stella and fly
Product Brand Name:
Tanqueray, a British brand of gin, and Stella, an Egyptian brand of beer.
Submitted by: xxxpress
"Girlfriend (featuring Lil' Mama)" by Avril Lavigne
The Lyrics:
Of the Jaguar sure cause that’s whats poppin
Product Brand Name:
Jaguar automobiles
Submitted by: Alex
"Uhn Tiss Uhn Tiss Uhn Tiss" by Bloodhound Gang
The Lyrics:
Serious Levis, so tight, can't be classified
Product Brand Name:
Levi jeans
Submitted by: Alex
"The Bad Touch" by Bloodhound Gang
The Lyrics:
B-5 you sunk my battleship
Product Brand Name:
Battleship board game
Submitted by: Alex
"The Bad Touch" by Bloodhound Gang
The Lyrics:
Come quicker than FedEx never reach an apex just like Coca-Cola stock you are inclined
Product Brand Name:
FedEx, Coca-Cola
Submitted by: Alex
"The Bad Touch" by Blooodhound Gang
The Lyrics:
Please turn me on I'm Mister Coffee with an automatic drip
Product Brand Name:
Mister Coffee coffee machine
Submitted by: Alex
"Rock And Roll Lifestyle" by Cake
The Lyrics:
How much did you pay for your bad Moto Guzzi?
Product Brand Name:
Moto Guzzi, an Italian motorcycle.
Submitted by: Brian Kelly
"Desperate Andy" by The Cranberries
The Lyrics:
He used to be a closet biker, they say.
A 1957 BSA.
Product Brand Name:
BSA, a brand of British motorcycle. Remember George Michael's jacket?
Submitted by: Brian Kelly
"Bitchin' Camaro" by Dead Milkmen
The Lyrics:
I've got a bitchin' Camaro.
Product Brand Name:
Chevrolet Camaro.
Submitted by: Brian Kelly
"American Boy" by Estelle feat. Kanye West
The Lyrics:
Ribena, I know what you're drinking
Product Brand Name:
Ribena (a popular blackcurrant drink in the UK)
Submitted by: Stompgal
"Ordinary Average Guy" by Joe Walsh
The Lyrics:
My friend`s got a Chrysler, I`ve got a Dodge
Product Brand Name:
Chrysler & Dodge Motors
Submitted by: Mickey D.
"Synchronicity II" by The Police
The Lyrics:
We have to shout above the din of our Rice Krispies
Product Brand Name:
Rice Krispies
Submitted by: Lilli
"Baby Got Back" by Sir Mix-a-Lot
The Lyrics:
So your girlfriend rolls a Honda, playin' workout tapes by Fonda
Product Brand Name:
Honda
Submitted by: Alex
"Baby Got Back" by Sir Mix-a-Lot
The Lyrics:
Cosmo ain't got nothin'
to do with my selection
Product Brand Name:
Cosmo magazine
Submitted by: Alex
"Baby Got Back" by Sir Mix-a-Lot
The Lyrics:
I ain't talkin' bout Playboy
Product Brand Name:
Playboy
Submitted by: Alex
"Baby Got Back" by Sir Mix-a-Lot
The Lyrics:
You say you wanna get in my Benz?

Got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette
Product Brand Name:
Mercedes Benz, Corvette
Submitted by: Alex
"Slow Motion" by Third Eye Blind
The Lyrics:
"two lines of coke I cut with Drano"
Product Brand Name:
Drano
Submitted by: Lisanne
"Something On" by The Tragically Hip
The Lyrics:
"And one of em's interconnecting
With my Chevrolet Caprice."
Product Brand Name:
Chevrolet Caprice, a large 4-door car.
Submitted by: S.G. Hodges
"When I Was Your Age" by Weird Al Yankovic
The Lyrics:
Didn't have Nintendo--we just poured salt on snails
Product Brand Name:
Nintendo, the video game industry giant
Submitted by: Jonathan S.
"Teenage Dirtbag" by Wheatus
The Lyrics:
Oh how she rocks
In keds and tube socks
Product Brand Name:
Keds
Submitted by: amy

Made Up Words in Songs:

"pessimistic lines" by bad religion
The Made Up Words:
watchoe
Comments:
at the end of the last verse greg yells watchoe, he has said this word in at least 4 other songs. i think it means watch out!
Submitted by: tony boyle
The Made Up Words:
Shamon
Comments:
Kinda self-explanatory. I'm not really sure how you'd spell it, but whatever.
Submitted by: Chloe

Lyrics Spoonerisms:

"Your Cheatin' Heart," Hank Williams
The Lyrics:
When tears come down like pouring rain,
Why:
When tears come down like roaring pain,
Submitted by: Regina Haniger
 
 
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