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This is everything that was reviewed and approved for amIright on April 5, 2008. These are not items submitted on April 5, 2008, but rather items that were reviewed that day by site editors.

Song Parodies:

"Paying For High Priced Gas" by Sally Weber
    a parody of "Walking On Broken Glass," Annie Lennox
"Fresh & Easy" by Tokusou Sentai Blessranger
    a parody of "Ridin'," Chamillionaire
"This Brew Tastes Like Swill" by Awful Show Keyz
    a parody of "A View to a Kill," Duran Duran
"Ain't That A Shame" by Stan Hall
    a parody of "Ain't That A Shame," Fats Domino
"I Hear You Rockin'" by Stan Hall
    a parody of "I Hear You Knockin'," Fats Domino
"Yankee Double Standard" by Michael Pacholek
    a parody of "Yankee Doodle Dandy," George M. Cohan
"Sex Education" by Jake Blank
    a parody of "I Will Survive," Gloria Gaynor
"Big Black Dork & A Were-Harpy" by Immoral Liberal
    a parody of "Big Black Horse & A Cherry Tree," K.T. Tunstall
"Randi Rhodes" by John Jenkins
    a parody of "Ramblin' Rose," Nat King Cole
"Wish You Were Here" by Merry & Pippin
    a parody of "Wish You Were Here," Pink Floyd

Song Parody Recordings:

Apr 5 "This One Camp Trip" by the_conqueror_of_parodies a parody of "This One Camp Trip" by Blink 182
This one was recorded by Below Average Dave back when he was using midis, here is the update of TCOP's classic Camp Trip Horror Story! badave.com: (mp3) (Comments)
Apr 5 "NOT ENOUGH DRUNKEN NIGHTS!" by Redneck MBA a parody of "Seven Drunken Nights" by The Dubliners
My ambidextrous Irish redneck version. Notice the un-flawed delivery between the accents. You're welcome. singsnap.com: (sing snap) (Comments)

Song Parody Fragments:

"Centerfield" by Erbitog
Better Lyrics:
When I Was A Little Girl
I Had A Little Rag Doll
Original Lyrics:
Well, beat the drum and hold the phone - the sun came out today!
We’re born again, there’s new grass on the field.
A-roundin’ third, and headed for home, it’s a brown-eyed handsome man;
Anyone can understand the way I feel.

Chorus:
Oh, put me in, coach - I’m ready to play today;
Put me in, coach - I’m ready to play today;
Look at me, I can be centerfield.
Submitted by: Doug Baseball
"Holiday" by Green Day
Better Lyrics:
Nah, nah, nah, I'm once bitten, twice shy, babe

(repeated 4 times)
Original Lyrics:
I beg to dream and differ from the hollow lies.
This is the dawning of the rest of the rest of our lives. On holiday.
Submitted by: Austin

Celebrities Who Sing:

Lindsay Price
"Forever Long Friend, Breakin' My Heart, Someone Like Me" Inbetween television roles, she released a five song EP, songs of which appeared in a show she appeared on at the time, ABC-TV's "Wildfire". As of 2008 she is one of the stars in the ABC show "Lipstick Jungle" - John Book
Malcolm Jamal-Warner
"Helpless, Confessions, Lap Dance" The young man known to millions as Theo from the American television show "The Cosby Show" is an adult and trying himself out in the jazz field. His group is called Malcolm Jamal-Warner's Miles Long. - John Book

Singers Who Act:

"Degrassi The Next Generation" Played an abusive father, Albert Manning, to Jake Epstien's character Craig in Degrassi: The Next Generation. - Celeste

Super Long Pop Songs:

"Goodnight Saigon,"Billy Joel - Length: 7:21
A song about the Vietnam War, begins with crickets and helicopter sounds
Submitted by: Ra'akone
"Tunnel of Love,"Dire Straits - Length: 8:08
The outro at the end is considered one of the most heartbreaking guitar solos in history
Submitted by: Ra'akone
"One Nation Under a Groove,"Funkadelic - Length: 7:28
A song about "dancing to freedom"
Submitted by: Ra'akone
"Not Just Knee Deep,"Funkadelic - Length: 15:21 (Album Version)
Written by George Clinton, sometimes listed as "(Not Just) Knee Deep)" or "Knee Deep"
Submitted by: Ra'akone
"No Quarter,"Led Zeppelin - Length: 7:00
Has a long an interesting intro. Was played at most Led Zeppelin concerts after 1972
Submitted by: Ra'akone
"Us and Them,"Pink Floyd - Length: 7:51
From Dark Side of the Moon, original version opens and with a bit of background "chatter" over the music, and ends to seamlessly transition into "Any Color You Like"
Submitted by: Ra'akone
"Southbound Pachyderm,"Primus - Length: 6:22
Submitted by: Ra'akone
"Even in the Quietest Moments,"Supertramp - Length: 6:29
From the album of the same name.
Submitted by: Ra'akone
"Marquee Moon,"Television - Length: 9:58 (original), 10:40 (re-issue)
Rumor has it that member Richard Hall was forced to quit the band because he didn't have the skill nessescary to play it, once the song became complex enough
Submitted by: Ra'akone
"Schism,"Tool - Length: 6:49
Begins with the line "I know the pieces fit..."
Submitted by: Ra'akone

Untapped Commercial Ideas:

Tom Tom Turnaround by New World used for Tom Tom Satellite Navigation Systems Submitted by: Pickle
Blow The Whistle by Too Short used for YMCA/YWCA Submitted by: mikej

Duets Not Yet Performed:

Wake Up Little Suzie--Could This Be Magic?
"Wake Up Little Suzie," The Everly Brothers and "Could This Be Magic?," The Dubs
- Submitted by: Marian

Bad Choices for On Hold Music:

"The Night Santa Went Crazy," Weird Al Yankovich Santa Claus Hotline ^v^ ^v^ RAAAAWWWR! ^v^ ^v^
"Couch Potato," Weird Al Yankovich DirecTV daniel

Song Title Space Change:

"Win Chester Cathedral" originally "Winchester Cathedral," The New Vaudeville Band
They're raffling it off!
Submitted by: Joanna Whitmire

Band Name Anagrams:

Levi anagram of Live Submitted by: Joanna Whitmire
Veil anagram of Live Submitted by: Joanna Whitmire
Vile anagram of Live Submitted by: Joanna Whitmire
Evil anagram of Live Submitted by: Joanna Whitmire

Song Title Anagrams:

"Owls in Brain" originally "Brian Wilson," Barenaked Ladies
Submitted by: Josh
"Hot Fisher Fetish" originally "I Shot the Sheriff," Bob Marley& the Wailers
Submitted by: Josh
"Office Doom Cheer" originally "Freedom of Choice," Devo
Submitted by: Josh

Song Title Acrostics:

GOD: "Gold Old Days," "Weird Al" Yankovic
Submitted by: Brian Kelly

Song Title Spoonerisms:

"Droned And Stunk" originally "Stoned And Drunk" by Black Label Society
Submitted by: Joanna Whitmire
"Why Don't We Get Skunk And Drew?" originally "Why Don't We Get Drunk And Screw?" by Jimmy Buffett
Submitted by: Joanna Whitmire
"Rain Pies On The Liverside" originally "Pain Lies On The Riverside" by Live
Submitted by: Joanna Whitmire
"Hit Bee With Your Messed Shot" originally "Hit Me With Your Best Shot" by Pat Benatar
Submitted by: Joanna Whitmire
"A Birch Is Churning" originally "A Church Is Burning" by Simon And Garfunkel
Submitted by: Joanna Whitmire

Band Name Spoonerisms:

Hoody Worm Man originally "Woody Herman"
Jazz
Whiny Aim House originally "Amy Winehouse"
Jessica Bielzebub

Dated Lyrics:

"New Kids On The Block" by New Kids On The Block
The Dated Lyrics:
We're the New Kids On The Block
and we're here to stay.
Why They're Dated:
Uh no you're not. You're just now starting a reunion tour as five middle aged men; three of whom are married and have kids of their own.
Submitted by: Celeste

Songs That Open With Their Titles:

"Dooh Dooh" by Barcode Brothers
Opening Lines:
Dooh dooh dooh dooh dooh dooh dooh.
Comments:
Submitted by: Mads
"Mercedes Benz" by Janis Joplin
Opening Lines:
Oh lord, won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz?
Comments:
Submitted by: Brian Kelly
"I Hate Coca Cola" by Jonathan King
Opening Lines:
I Hate Coca Cola
Comments:
Submitted by: Mads
"Hotter Than Hell" by Kiss
Opening Lines:
She looked good, she looked hotter than hell, all dressed in satins and lace.
Comments:
Besides the "come on", this is what this song opens with.
Submitted by: Vic George
"Dancing Days" by Led Zeppelin
Opening Lines:
Dancing days are here again.
Comments:
Submitted by: Brian Kelly
"Hurt" by Nine Inch Nails
Opening Lines:
I hurt mysef today.
Comments:
Submitted by: Brian Kelly
"My Clone Sleeps Alone" by Pat Benatar
Opening Lines:
You know and I know my clone sleeps alone.
Comments:
Submitted by: Brian Kelly
""Don't Get Me Wrong"" by The Pretenders
Opening Lines:
Don't get me wrong if I'm looking kind of dazzled.
Comments:
Submitted by: Vic George
"What I Like About You" by The Romantics
Opening Lines:
What I like about you, you hold me tight.
Comments:
Submitted by: Brian Kelly

Lyrics Alliteration:

"White Discussion," Live
The Lyrics:
and as the decibels of this disenchanting discourse continue to dampen the day
Why:
excellent example of alliteration
Submitted by: Seth
"Requiem For A Superhero," Weird Al Yankovic
The Lyrics:
Poor Peter Parker was pitiful.
Why:
The letter P.
Submitted by: Brian Kelly

Music Jokes:

Prince
Q: Where does Prince go on Vacation?
A: Around The World In A Day
Q: What does Prince do on Vacation?
A: 12 Women
Q: Why does Prince drink Darling Nikki's Coffee?
A: He could not resist when he saw little Nikki grind
Submitted by: Kevin Blanchard
 
 
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