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This is everything that was reviewed and approved for amIright on April 3, 2008. These are not items submitted on April 3, 2008, but rather items that were reviewed that day by site editors.

Song Parodies:

"Elmer Fudd on Google" by Phil Alexander
    a parody of "Thank You For The Music," Abba
"Stough Canyon" by 2Eagle
    a parody of "Glass Onion," The Beatles
"Trivia Gets Me Tired" by Brain_Dead
    a parody of "We Didn't Start The Fire," Billy Joel
"Long, How Can It Be This Byte?" by Guy DiRito
    a parody of "Long As I Can See The Light," Creedence Clearwater Revival
"Fajita Funsize" by Guy DiRito
    a parody of "Tequila Sunrise," Eagles
"Damn Kitten" by Matthias
    a parody of "Unwritten," Natasha Bedingfield
"Churl, I'll Have Your Woman Soon" by Michael Pacholek
    a parody of "Girl, You'll Be a Woman Soon," Neil Diamond
"Dumber Than A Rock" by Alvin Rhodes
    a parody of "Loves Me Like A Rock," Paul Simon
"Norman Bates" by Stan Hall
    a parody of "Born Too Late," Poni-Tails
"Forms I Hate" by Stan Hall
    a parody of "Born Too Late," Poni-Tails
"Hit the Toad, Mack" by John A. Barry
    a parody of "Hit the Road, Jack," Ray Charles
"It's A Mary Sue" by Doug Baseball
    a parody of "Hello, Mary Lou," Rick Nelson
"My Parents Celler" by Daniel L
    a parody of "Umbrella ," Rihanna
"If It Bleeds" by John A. Barry
    a parody of "Let It Bleed," Rolling Stones
"Pass Some Major Gas" by Sally Weber
    a parody of "Save The Best For Last," Vanessa Williams
"My Generation" by John A. Barry
    a parody of "My Generation," The Who
"My Pre-/Suf- Fixation" by John A. Barry
    a parody of "My Generation," The Who
"To All the Churls Who Stole Our Girls" by Michael Pacholek
    a parody of "To All the Girls I've Loved Before," Willie Nelson & Julio Iglesias
"It's Due Now" by Samuel Jaworski
    a parody of "It's Goin' Down," Yung Joc
"It's Due Now" by Samuel Jaworski
    a parody of "It's Goin' Down," Yung Joc

Song Parody Recordings:

Apr 3 "YOUNG AND BEAUITFUL AT HEART!" by Redneck MBA a parody of "Young And Beautiful" by Elvis Presley
YOUNG AND BEAUITFUL AT HEART! singsnap.com: (sing snap) (Comments)
Apr 3 "Damn Kitten" by Matthias a parody of "Unwritten" by Natasha Bedingfield
My cat is the most evil demonic feline in the world, so I felt like doing a tribute to it. Believe me this barely scratches the surface on how bad my cat is. ft. Below Average Dave www.soundclick.com: (Petsmart Plus) (Comments)

Add a Letter To a Song Title:

"You Won't Seek Me" originally "You Won't See Me" by Anne Murray
Joanna Whitmire
"Rode To Billy Joe" originally "Ode To Billy Joe" by Bobbie Gentry
Millie Verst
"Code To Billy Joe" originally "Ode To Billy Joe" by Bobbie Gentry
Millie Verst
"Quest For The External Fame" originally "Quest For The Eternal Fame" by Dark Moor
Natasha Bly
"Quest For The Eternal Frame" originally "Quest For The Eternal Fame" by Dark Moor
Natasha Bly
"Quest For The Eternal Flame" originally "Quest For The Eternal Fame" by Dark Moor
Natasha Bly
"Can I Bury You A Drink?" originally "Can I Buy You A Drink?" by Hoobastank
Why bury drinks?
Joanna Whitmire

Duets Not Yet Performed:

It Says Here Where's Captain Kirk ?
"It Says Here," Billy Bragg and "Where's Captain Kirk?," Spizzenergi
The Media's finally realised...? - Submitted by: Grimley Fieendish
Where's The Elegant Captain Hook?
"The Elegant Captain Hook," Cast of Disney's `Peter Pan' and "Where's Captain Kirk?," Spizzenergi
- Submitted by: Carolee
My Name Is Captain Kirk. Where Am I?
"My Name Is," Eminem and "Where's Captain Kirk?," Spizzenergi
Next time, read the map. - Submitted by: Russian in the Red
Where's Captain Kirk? New York!
"New York," U2 and "Where's Captain Kirk?," Spizzenergi
- Submitted by: Mazotti
Where's Captain Kirk? Joe's Place!
"Where's Captain Kirk?," Spizzenergi and "Joe's Place," Joe Nichols
It's the only place that serves Saurian brandy - Submitted by: Ed
Where's Captain Kirk? Nobody Knows!
"Where's Captain Kirk?," Spizzenergi and "Nobody Knows," The Tony Rich Project
I thought Starfleet security was watching him... - Submitted by: Ed
Where's Captain Kirk? I Need To Know!
"Where's Captain Kirk?," Spizzenergi and "I Need To Know," Mark Anthony
- Submitted by: Ed
Where's Captain Kirk? Some Beach!
"Where's Captain Kirk?," Spizzenergi and "Some Beach," Blake Shelton
- Submitted by: Ed
Where's Captain Kirk? Gettin' Down On The Farm!
"Where's Captain Kirk?," Spizzenergi and "Gettin' Down On The Farm," Tim McGraw
He's learned to country line dance! - Submitted by: Ed
Where's Captain Kirk? The Redneck Yacht Club!
"Where's Captain Kirk?," Spizzenergi and "Redneck Yacht Club," Craig Morgan
- Submitted by: Ed
Where's Captain Kirk? Workin' For MCA
"Where's Captain Kirk?," Spizzenergi and "Workin' For MCA," Lynyrd Skynyrd
Decca dumped him after his last bad album. - Submitted by: hybrid
Where's Captain Kirk? Down In The Park
"Where's Captain Kirk?," Spizzenergi and "Down In the Park," Gary Numan
- Submitted by: Grimley Fieendish
Where's Captain Kirk? The Twilight Zone!
"Where's Captain Kirk?," Spizzenergi and "The Twilight Zone," Golden Earring
Star Trek in The Twilight Zone, weird. - Submitted by: Ed
Where's Captain Kirk? Under Attack!
"Where's Captain Kirk?," Spizzenergi and "Under Attack," ABBA
It had to happen.... - Submitted by: Grimley Fieendish
Where's Captain Kirk? They Don't Know!
"Where's Captain Kirk?," Spizzenergi and "They Don't Know," Tracy Ullman
Isn't this how EVERY episode of Star Trek went? - Submitted by: Ed
Where's Captain Kirk? Dancing In The Dark
"Where's Captain Kirk?," Spizzenergi and "Dancing In The Dark," Bruce Springsteen
Sounds like Devil In The Dark to me. - Submitted by: Douglas Bucksworth aka D.B.
Where's Captain Kirk? Nowhere, Man
"Where's Captain Kirk?," Spizzenergi and "Nowhere Man," The Beatles
He's been smoking that weed again. - Submitted by: beegles
Where's Captain Kirk? In A World Without Love!
"Where's Captain Kirk?," Spizzenergi and "A World Without Love," Peter & Gordon
- Submitted by: crazydon
Where's Captain Kirk? Another World!
"Where's Captain Kirk?," Spizzenergi and "Another World," Crystal Gayle and Gary Morris
It's his annual vacation to Cardassia Prime - Submitted by: Ed
Where's Captain Kirk? On The Coast Of Somewhere Beautiful!
"Where's Captain Kirk?," Spizzenergi and "On The Coast Of Somewhere Beautiful," Kenny Chesney
I hear he likes Hawaii this time of year - Submitted by: Ed
Where's Captain Kirk? Everywhere We Go!
"Where's Captain Kirk?," Spizzenergi and "Everywhere We Go," Kenny Chesney
He's a convicted stalker, you know. - Submitted by: Ed
Where's Captain Kirk? In The Army Now !
"Where's Captain Kirk?," Spizzenergi and "In The Army Now," Status Quo
He Transferred...? - Submitted by: Grimley Fieendish
Where's Captain Kirk? Living In America!
"Where's Captain Kirk?," Spizzenergi and "Living In America," James Brown
In the Witness Protection Program. - Submitted by: Ed
Where's Captain Kirk? Living In Sin!
"Where's Captain Kirk?," Spizzenergi and "Living In Sin," Bon Jovi
All those women, and you're now figuring THAT out? - Submitted by: Ed
Where's Captain Kirk? On A Bus To St. Cloud!
"Where's Captain Kirk?," Spizzenergi and "On A Bus To St. Cloud," Trisha Yearwood
Warp engines broke down, again. - Submitted by: Ed
Where's Captain Kirk? Down At The Twist And Shout!
"Where's Captain Kirk?," Spizzenergi and "Down At The Twist And Shout," Mary Chapin Carpenter
The Enterprise's lounge is closed for remodeling - Submitted by: Ed
Where's Captain Kirk? Somewhere Out There!
"Where's Captain Kirk?," Spizzenergi and "Somewhere Out There," James Ingram and Linda Ronstadt
Oh yes, thank you, that's so NOT helpful! - Submitted by: Ed
Where's Captain Kirk? Leavin' On A Jet Plane!
"Where's Captain Kirk?," Spizzenergi and "Leavin' On A Jet Plane," John Denver
The Enterprise is docked for repairs... - Submitted by: Ed
Where's Captain Kirk? In Dreams!
"Where's Captain Kirk?," Spizzenergi and "In Dreams," Roy Orbison
I can't get away from him! AAAAUUUUGH! - Submitted by: Ed
Where's Captain Kirk? In My House!
"Where's Captain Kirk?," Spizzenergi and "In My House," The Mary Jane Girls
He's completely ignoring the restraining order. - Submitted by: Ed
Where's Captain Kirk? Everywhere!
"Where's Captain Kirk?," Spizzenergi and "Everywhere," Tim McGraw
Your worst nightmare come true... - Submitted by: Ed
Where's Captain Kirk? Down On Easy Street!
"Where's Captain Kirk?," Spizzenergi and "Down On Easy Street," Dierks Bentley
He just won the biggest lottery jackpot... - Submitted by: Ed
Where's Captain Kirk? A Mississippi Cotton Pickin Delta Town
"Where's Captain Kirk?," Spizzenergi and "Mississippi Cotton Pickin' Delta Town," Charley Pride
Is he suckin' on a dust covered ice cream cone? - Submitted by: Penny Olivia Tyler
Where's Captain Kirk? La Isla Bonita
"Where's Captain Kirk?," Spizzenergi and "La Isla Bonita," Madonna
- Submitted by: Penny Olivia Tyler
Where's Captain Kirk? Streets Of Bakersfield
"Where's Captain Kirk?," Spizzenergi and "Streets Of Bakersfield," Buck Owens
- Submitted by: Penny Olivia Tyler
Where's Captain Kirk? Sam's Place
"Where's Captain Kirk?," Spizzenergi and "Sam's Place," Buck Owens
- Submitted by: Penny Olivia Tyler
Where's Captain Kirk? Key Largo
"Where's Captain Kirk?," Spizzenergi and "Key Largo," Bertie Higgins
- Submitted by: Penny Olivia Tyler
Where's Captain Kirk? Delaware
"Where's Captain Kirk?," Spizzenergi and "Delaware," Perry Como
- Submitted by: Penny Olivia Tyler
Where's Captain Kirk? Walking To New Orleans!
"Where's Captain Kirk?," Spizzenergi and "Walking To New Orleans," Fats Domino
The Enterprise broke down again... - Submitted by: Ed
Where's Captain Kirk? Arizona
"Where's Captain Kirk?," Spizzenergi and "Arizona," Mark Lindsay
- Submitted by: Britney Spears into pruning hooks
Where's Captain Kirk? Over The Rainbow
"Where's Captain Kirk?," Spizzenergi and "Over The Rainbow," Judy Garland
- Submitted by: Raphael
Where's Captain Kirk? Not In Kansas Anymore
"Where's Captain Kirk?," Spizzenergi and "You're Not In Kansas Anymore," Jo Dee Messina
- Submitted by: Raphael
Where's Captain Kirk? Oklahoma
"Where's Captain Kirk?," Spizzenergi and "Oklahoma," Billy Gilman
- Submitted by: Raphael
Where's Captain Kirk? Sweet Home Alabama
"Where's Captain Kirk?," Spizzenergi and "Sweet Home Alabama," Lynyrd Skynyrd
- Submitted by: Raphael
Where's Captain Kirk? Mexico
"Where's Captain Kirk?," Spizzenergi and "Mexico," James Taylor
- Submitted by: Raphael
Where's Captain Kirk? Helena
"Where's Captain Kirk?," Spizzenergi and "Helena," My Chemical Romance
- Submitted by: Raphael
Where's Captain Kirk? Happy Hawaii
"Where's Captain Kirk?," Spizzenergi and "Happy Hawaii," ABBA
- Submitted by: Brendan Richards
Where's Captain Kirk? Wayne
"Where's Captain Kirk?," Spizzenergi and "Wayne," Chantal Kreviazuk
As in Wayne, NJ (Fountains of Wayne) - Submitted by: Raphael
Where's Captain Kirk? Walla Walla
"Where's Captain Kirk?," Spizzenergi and "Walla Walla," The Offspring
- Submitted by: Raphael
Where's Captain Kirk? Siberia
"Where's Captain Kirk?," Spizzenergi and "Siberia," The Backstreet Boys
- Submitted by: Raphael
Where's Captain Kirk? Haiti
"Where's Captain Kirk?," Spizzenergi and "Haiti," The Arcade Fire
- Submitted by: Raphael
Where's Captain Kirk? Austin
"Where's Captain Kirk?," Spizzenergi and "Austin," Blake Shelton
- Submitted by: Raphael
Where's Captain Kirk? Siberia
"Where's Captain Kirk?," Spizzenergi and "Siberia," Backstreet Boys
- Submitted by: Raphael
Where's Captain Kirk? He Went To Paris
"Where's Captain Kirk?," Spizzenergi and "He Went To Paris," Jimmy Buffet
- Submitted by: Lucille Ball sized hail
Where's Captain Kirk? Amsterdam!
"Where's Captain Kirk?," Spizzenergi and "Amsterdam," Coldplay
That's right! The City on the Edge of Forever. (See Joan Collins) - Submitted by: spaceout
Where's Captain Kirk? Graceland
"Where's Captain Kirk?," Spizzenergi and "Graceland," Paul Simon
- Submitted by: Raphael
Where's Captain Kirk? Atlantis
"Where's Captain Kirk?," Spizzenergi and "Atlantis," Donovan
Exploring the lost continent with his enterprise. - Submitted by: Raphael
Where's Captain Kirk? Beverly Hills, California
"Where's Captain Kirk?," Spizzenergi and "Beverly Hills/California," Weezer/Joni Mitchell
- Submitted by: Raphael
Where's Captain Kirk? The Streets of Bakersfield!
"Where's Captain Kirk?," Spizzenergi and "The Streets of Bakersfield," Dwight Yoakam & Buck Owens
- Submitted by: crazydon
Where's Captain Kirk? Busy Doing Nothing
"Where's Captain Kirk?," Spizzenergi and "Busy Doing Nothing," Dave Stewart & Barbra Gaskin
Even he has to have a day off romancing, once in a while. - Submitted by: Grimley Fieendish
Where's Captain Kirk? Out Of Control
"Where's Captain Kirk?," Spizzenergi and "Out Of Control," The Angelic Upstarts
Dr. McCoy, The Sedative Hypospray, Please.... - Submitted by: Grimley Fieendish
Where's Captain Kirk? Our House!
"Where's Captain Kirk?," Spizzenergi and "Our House," Madness
It had to happen sometime. - Submitted by: Grimley Fieendish
Where's Captain Kirk? Drowning In Berlin !.
"Where's Captain Kirk?," Spizzenergi and "Drowning In Berlin," The Mobiles
Spock got his own back. - Submitted by: Grimley Fieendish
Where's Captain Kirk? Where The River Flows
"Where's Captain Kirk?," Spizzenergi and "Where The River Flows," Collective Soul
Probably drowning Mr. Spock?!!! - Submitted by: spaceout
Where's Captain Kirk? Blue Highway
"Where's Captain Kirk?," Spizzenergi and "Blue Highway," Billy Idol
- Submitted by: spaceout
Where's Captain Kirk? The King's Highway
"Where's Captain Kirk?," Spizzenergi and "The King's Highway," Tom Petty
What highway?!! - Submitted by: spaceout
Where's Captain Kirk? The Road To Nowhere
"Where's Captain Kirk?," Spizzenergi and "The Road To Nowhere," Talking Heads
Again, what road?!! - Submitted by: spaceout
Where's Captain Kirk? On The Road Again
"Where's Captain Kirk?," Spizzenergi and "On The Road Again," Willie Nelson
What road?!! - Submitted by: spaceout
Where's Captain Kirk? With Salome!
"Where's Captain Kirk?," Spizzenergi and "Salome," U2
He just loves the way she dances! - Submitted by: Mazotti
Where's Captain Kirk? The Star Wars Cantina!
"Where's Captain Kirk?," Spizzenergi and "Star Wars Cantina," Weird Al
He's looking for a fight with Han Solo, over Leia! - Submitted by: Mazotti
Where's Captain Kirk? The Hotel California in Palo Alto
"Where's Captain Kirk?," Spizzenergi and "Hotel California/Palo Alto," The Eagles/Radiohead
There is such a place. - Submitted by: Raphael
Where's Captain Kirk? Santa Monica, California
"Where's Captain Kirk?," Spizzenergi and "Santa Monica/California," Everclear/Joni Mitchell
A perfect final stop on the captain's tour of our beautiful state. - Submitted by: Raphael
Where's Captain Kirk? Lodi, California
"Where's Captain Kirk?," Spizzenergi and "Lodi/California," Creedence Clearwater Revival/Joni Mitchell
He got stuck there again! - Submitted by: Raphael
Where's Captain Kirk? Chicago
"Where's Captain Kirk?," Spizzenergi and "Chicago," Crosby, Stills, Nash, and Young
- Submitted by: Raphael
Where's Captain Kirk? Leningrad
"Where's Captain Kirk?," Spizzenergi and "Leningrad," Billy Joel
- Submitted by: Raphael
Where's Captain Kirk? Walkin' In Jerusalem Of Gold
"Where's Captain Kirk?," Spizzenergi and "Walkin' In Jerusalem/Jerusalem Of Gold," Ricky Skaggs/ Naomi Shemer
- Submitted by: Raphael
Where's Captain Kirk? San Francisco, California
"Where's Captain Kirk?," Spizzenergi and "San Francisco/California," Judy Garland/Joni Mitchell
- Submitted by: Raphael
Where's Captain Kirk? Palo Alto, California
"Where's Captain Kirk?," Spizzenergi and "Palo Alto/California," Radiohead/Joni Mitchell
What's HE doing in town? - Submitted by: Raphael
Where's Captain Kirk? Blueberry Hill
"Where's Captain Kirk?," Spizzenergi and "Blueberry Hill," Fats Domino
- Submitted by: Bubble-edged Sword
Where's Captain Kirk? Shangri-La
"Where's Captain Kirk?," Spizzenergi and "Shangri-La," The Four Coins
- Submitted by: Bubble-edged Sword
Where's Captain Kirk? Sam's Place
"Where's Captain Kirk?," Spizzenergi and "Sam's Place," Buck Owens
- Submitted by: Meredith Harshaw
Where's Captain Kirk? Broadway!
"Where's Captain Kirk?," Spizzenergi and "Broadway," Alison Krauss
Jumping on the bandwagon, a la Paige Davis. - Submitted by: lindz
Where's Captain Kirk? Swinging On A Star
"Where's Captain Kirk?," Spizzenergi and "Swinging On A Star," Bing Crosby/Frank Sinatra/Harry Connick, Jr.
Of course! He's just came back from Margaritaville. - Submitted by: spaceout
Where's Captain Kirk? Kern River
"Where's Captain Kirk?," Spizzenergi and "Kern River," Merle Haggard
- Submitted by: Britney Spears into pruning hooks
Where's Captain Kirk? Walking To New Orleans
"Where's Captain Kirk?," Spizzenergi and "Walking To New Orleans," Fats Domino
- Submitted by: Britney Spears into pruning hooks
Where's Captain Kirk? Mobile
"Where's Captain Kirk?," Spizzenergi and "Mobile," Avril Lavigne
- Submitted by: Britney Spears into pruning hooks
Where's Captain Kirk? Galveston
"Where's Captain Kirk?," Spizzenergi and "Galveston," Glen Campbell
- Submitted by: Britney Spears into pruning hooks
Where's Captain Kirk? Houston
"Where's Captain Kirk?," Spizzenergi and "Houston," Dean Martin
- Submitted by: Britney Spears into pruning hooks
Where's Captain Kirk? Abilene
"Where's Captain Kirk?," Spizzenergi and "Abilene," George Hamilton IV
- Submitted by: Britney Spears into pruning hooks
Where's Captain Kirk? El Paso
"Where's Captain Kirk?," Spizzenergi and "El Paso," Marty Robbins
- Submitted by: Britney Spears into pruning hooks
Where's Captain Kirk? Kansas City
"Where's Captain Kirk?," Spizzenergi and "Kansas City," Wilbert Harrison
- Submitted by: Britney Spears into pruning hooks
Where's Captain Kirk? Cincinnati, Ohio
"Where's Captain Kirk?," Spizzenergi and "Cincinnati, Ohio," Connie Smith
- Submitted by: Britney Spears into pruning hooks
Where's Captain Kirk? Ohio
"Where's Captain Kirk?," Spizzenergi and "Ohio," Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young
- Submitted by: Britney Spears into pruning hooks
Where's Captain Kirk? Eight Miles High
"Where's Captain Kirk?," Spizzenergi and "Eight Miles High," The Byrds
- Submitted by: Britney Spears into pruning hooks
Where's Captain Kirk? Streets Of Baltimore
"Where's Captain Kirk?," Spizzenergi and "Streets Of Baltimore," Bobby Bare
- Submitted by: Britney Spears into pruning hooks
Where's Captain Kirk? Sin City
"Where's Captain Kirk?," Spizzenergi and "Sin City," Meredith Brooks
- Submitted by: Britney Spears into pruning hooks
Where's Captain Kirk? Lost In Your Eyes!
"Where's Captain Kirk?," Spizzenergi and "Lost In Your Eyes," Debbie Gibson
They are such a deep, dark brown. - Submitted by: Ed
Where's Captain Kirk? Mull Of Kintyre
"Where's Captain Kirk?," Spizzenergi and "Mull Of Kintyre," Paul McCartney And Wings
- Submitted by: Britney Spears into pruning hooks
Where's Captain Kirk? Kashmir
"Where's Captain Kirk?," Spizzenergi and "Kashmir," Led Zeppelin
- Submitted by: Britney Spears into pruning hooks
Where's Captain Kirk? Jupiter
"Where's Captain Kirk?," Spizzenergi and "Jupiter," Jewel
- Submitted by: Britney Spears into pruning hooks
Where's Captain Kirk? Under The Boardwalk!
"Where's Captain Kirk?," Spizzenergi and "Under The Boardwalk," The Drifters
And it's NOT with Lt. Uhura! - Submitted by: Ed
Where's Captain Kirk? Woodstock
"Where's Captain Kirk?," Spizzenergi and "Woodstock," Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young
- Submitted by: Britney Spears into pruning hooks
Where's Captain Kirk? Secret Rendezvous
"Where's Captain Kirk?," Spizzenergi and "Secret Rendezvous," Karyn White
(It's Classified) - Submitted by: Britney Spears into pruning hooks
Where's Captain Kirk? Standing Knee-Deep In A River
"Where's Captain Kirk?," Spizzenergi and "Standing Knee-Deep In A River," Kathy Mattea
- Submitted by: Britney Spears into pruning hooks
Where's Captain Kirk? Fire Lake
"Where's Captain Kirk?," Spizzenergi and "Fire Lake," Bob Seger
- Submitted by: Britney Spears into pruning hooks
Where's Captain Kirk? Sittin' On The Dock Of The Bay!
"Where's Captain Kirk?," Spizzenergi and "Sittin' On The Dock Of The Bay," Otis Redding
- Submitted by: Ed
Where's Captain Kirk? Little Rock!
"Where's Captain Kirk?," Spizzenergi and "Little Rock," Collin Raye
- Submitted by: crazydon
Where's Captain Kirk? Seattle!
"Where's Captain Kirk?," Spizzenergi and "Seattle," Perry Como
- Submitted by: crazydon
Where's Captain Kirk? Memphis!
"Where's Captain Kirk?," Spizzenergi and "Memphis," Johnny Rivers
- Submitted by: crazydon
Where's Captain Kirk? Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania!
"Where's Captain Kirk?," Spizzenergi and "Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania," Guy Mitchell
- Submitted by: crazydon
Where's Captain Kirk? In the Jailhouse Now!
"Where's Captain Kirk?," Spizzenergi and "In the Jailhouse Now," Webb Pierce
- Submitted by: crazydon
Where's Captain Kirk? In the Tijuana Jail!
"Where's Captain Kirk?," Spizzenergi and "Tijuana Jail," The Kingston Trio
- Submitted by: crazydon
Where's Captain Kirk? Bluefield!
"Where's Captain Kirk?," Spizzenergi and "Bluefield," Stonewall Jackson
- Submitted by: crazydon
Where's Captain Kirk? Birmingham!
"Where's Captain Kirk?," Spizzenergi and "Birmingham," The Movers
- Submitted by: crazydon
Where's Captain Kirk? Surf City
"Where's Captain Kirk?," Spizzenergi and "Surf City," Jan And Dean
- Submitted by: Britney Spears into pruning hooks
Where's Captain Kirk? Durham Town
"Where's Captain Kirk?," Spizzenergi and "Durham Town," Roger Whittaker
- Submitted by: Britney Spears into pruning hooks
Where's Captain Kirk? Albany
"Where's Captain Kirk?," Spizzenergi and "Albany," Roger Whittaker
- Submitted by: Britney Spears into pruning hooks
Where's Captain Kirk? Carolina In The Pines
"Where's Captain Kirk?," Spizzenergi and "Carolina In The Pines," Michael Martin Murphey
- Submitted by: Britney Spears into pruning hooks
Where's Captain Kirk? Saginaw, Michigan
"Where's Captain Kirk?," Spizzenergi and "Saginaw, Michigan," Lefty Frizzell
- Submitted by: Britney Spears into pruning hooks
Where's Captain Kirk? Waterloo
"Where's Captain Kirk?," Spizzenergi and "Waterloo," ABBA
- Submitted by: Britney Spears into pruning hooks
Where's Captain Kirk? Down By The Lazy River
"Where's Captain Kirk?," Spizzenergi and "Down By The Lazy River," The Osmonds
- Submitted by: Britney Spears into pruning hooks
Where's Captain Kirk? Alberta Bound
"Where's Captain Kirk?," Spizzenergi and "Alberta Bound," Gordon Lightfoot
- Submitted by: Britney Spears into pruning hooks
Where's Captain Kirk? Down In The Boondocks
"Where's Captain Kirk?," Spizzenergi and "Down In The Boondocks," Billy Joe Royal
- Submitted by: Britney Spears into pruning hooks
Where's Captain Kirk? Old Cape Cod
"Where's Captain Kirk?," Spizzenergi and "Old Cape Cod," Patti Page
- Submitted by: Britney Spears into pruning hooks
Where's Captain Kirk? Palisades Park
"Where's Captain Kirk?," Spizzenergi and "Palisades Park," Freddie Boom Boom Cannon
- Submitted by: Britney Spears into pruning hooks
Where's Captain Kirk? Miller's Cave
"Where's Captain Kirk?," Spizzenergi and "Miller's Cave," Bobby Bare
- Submitted by: Britney Spears into pruning hooks
Where's Captain Kirk? Chattahoochee
"Where's Captain Kirk?," Spizzenergi and "Chattahoochee," Alan Jackson
- Submitted by: Britney Spears into pruning hooks
Where's Captain Kirk? The Wrong Side Of Memphis
"Where's Captain Kirk?," Spizzenergi and "The Wrong Side Of Memphis," Trisha Yearwood
- Submitted by: Britney Spears into pruning hooks
Where's Captain Kirk? Brokenheartsville!
"Where's Captain Kirk?," Spizzenergi and "Brokenheartsville," Joe Nichols
- Submitted by: Ed
Where's Captain Kirk? Sugar Town
"Where's Captain Kirk?," Spizzenergi and "Sugar Town," Nancy Sinatra
- Submitted by: Britney Spears into pruning hooks
Where's Captain Kirk? Stuck In A Closet With Vanna White
"Where's Captain Kirk?," Spizzenergi and "Stuck In A Closet With Vanna White," Weird Al Yankovic
- Submitted by: Britney Spears into pruning hooks
Where's Captain Kirk? Brother Love's Travelling Salvation Show
"Where's Captain Kirk?," Spizzenergi and "Brother Love's Travelling Salvation Show ," Neil Diamond
- Submitted by: Britney Spears into pruning hooks
Where's Captain Kirk? Wolverton Mountain
"Where's Captain Kirk?," Spizzenergi and "Wolverton Mountain," Claude King
Hopefully not looking for a wife THERE! - Submitted by: Britney Spears into pruning hooks
Where's Captain Kirk? Up On The Housetop
"Where's Captain Kirk?," Spizzenergi and "Up On The Housetop," Traditional
Well, what you know? Tonight he's Santa Claus! - Submitted by: Britney Spears into pruning hooks
Where's Captain Kirk? Montego Bay
"Where's Captain Kirk?," Spizzenergi and "Montego Bay," Bobby Bloom
- Submitted by: Britney Spears into pruning hooks
Where's Captain Kirk? L.A. International Airport
"Where's Captain Kirk?," Spizzenergi and "L.A. International Airport," Susan Raye
- Submitted by: Britney Spears into pruning hooks
Where's Captain Kirk? Back In The Saddle Again
"Where's Captain Kirk?," Spizzenergi and "Back In The Saddle Again," Gene Autry
- Submitted by: Britney Spears into pruning hooks
Where's Captain Kirk? Luckenbach, Texas
"Where's Captain Kirk?," Spizzenergi and "Luckenbach, Texas," Waylon Jennings And Willie Nelson
- Submitted by: Britney Spears into pruning hooks
Where's Captain Kirk? Lost In Love!
"Where's Captain Kirk?," Spizzenergi and "Lost In Love," Air Supply
With his alien of the week no doubt - Submitted by: Ed
Where's Captain Kirk? Here, There, And Everywhere
"Where's Captain Kirk?," Spizzenergi and "Here, There, And Everywhere," The Beatles
- Submitted by: Britney Spears into pruning hooks
Where's Captain Kirk? Venus
"Where's Captain Kirk?," Spizzenergi and "Venus," Frankie Avalon
- Submitted by: Britney Spears into pruning hooks
Where's Captain Kirk? Bangladesh
"Where's Captain Kirk?," Spizzenergi and "Bangla-desh," George Harrison
- Submitted by: Britney Spears into pruning hooks
Where's Captain Kirk? Abergavenny
"Where's Captain Kirk?," Spizzenergi and "Abergavenny," Shannon
- Submitted by: Britney Spears into pruning hooks
Where's Captain Kirk? Hotel California
"Where's Captain Kirk?," Spizzenergi and "Hotel California," The Eagles
- Submitted by: Britney Spears into pruning hooks
Where's Captain Kirk? At The Copacabana
"Where's Captain Kirk?," Spizzenergi and "Copacabana (At The Copa)," Barry Manilow
- Submitted by: Britney Spears into pruning hooks
Where's Captain Kirk? Stompin' At The Savoy
"Where's Captain Kirk?," Spizzenergi and "Stompin' At The Savoy," Benny Goodman
- Submitted by: Britney Spears into pruning hooks
Where's Captain Kirk? Stuck Inside Of Mobile With The Memphis Blues Again
"Where's Captain Kirk?," Spizzenergi and "Stuck Inside Of Mobile With The Memphis Blues Again," Bob Dylan
- Submitted by: Britney Spears into pruning hooks
Where's Captain Kirk? On Broadway
"Where's Captain Kirk?," Spizzenergi and "On Broadway," The Drifters
- Submitted by: Britney Spears into pruning hooks
Where's Captain Kirk? Under The Sea
"Where's Captain Kirk?," Spizzenergi and "Under The Sea," Cast of Disney's `The Little Mermaid'
- Submitted by: Britney Spears into pruning hooks
Where's Captain Kirk? Off To See The Wizard
"Where's Captain Kirk?," Spizzenergi and "Off To See The Wizard," Cast of `The Wizard Of Oz'
- Submitted by: Britney Spears into pruning hooks
Where's Captain Kirk? Flying Down To Rio
"Where's Captain Kirk?," Spizzenergi and "Flying Down To Rio," Rudy Vallee
- Submitted by: Britney Spears into pruning hooks
Where's Captain Kirk? Istanbul (Not Constantinople)
"Where's Captain Kirk?," Spizzenergi and "Istanbul (Not Constantinople) ," The Four Lads
Unless, of course, he traveled back in time to Constantinople. - Submitted by: Britney Spears into pruning hooks
Where's Captain Kirk? My Little Grass Shack In Kealakekua, Hawaii
"Where's Captain Kirk?," Spizzenergi and "My Little Grass Shack In Kealakekua, Hawaii," Traditional
- Submitted by: Britney Spears into pruning hooks
Where's Captain Kirk? Albuquerque
"Where's Captain Kirk?," Spizzenergi and "Albuquerque," Weird Al Yankovic
- Submitted by: Britney Spears into pruning hooks
Where's Captain Kirk? Albuquerque
"Where's Captain Kirk?," Spizzenergi and "Jurassic Park," Albuquerque
- Submitted by: Britney Spears into pruning hooks
Where's Captain Kirk? Jurassic Park
"Where's Captain Kirk?," Spizzenergi and "Jurassic Park," Weird Al Yankovic
- Submitted by: Britney Spears into pruning hooks
Where's Captain Kirk? In Strawberry Fields Forever
"Where's Captain Kirk?," Spizzenergi and "Strawberry Fields Forever," The Beatles
- Submitted by: Britney Spears into pruning hooks
Where's Captain Kirk? Nowhere, Man!
"Where's Captain Kirk?," Spizzenergi and "Nowhere Man," The Beatles
He's missing! - Submitted by: Britney Spears into pruning hooks
Where's Captain Kirk? Where The Streets Have No Name
"Where's Captain Kirk?," Spizzenergi and "Where The Streets Have No Name," U 2
- Submitted by: Britney Spears into pruning hooks
Where's Captain Kirk? Heartbreak Hotel!
"Where's Captain Kirk?," Spizzenergi and "Heartbreak Hotel," Elvis Presley
- Submitted by: Ed
Where's Captain Kirk? Sleeping In My Car!
"Where's Captain Kirk?," Spizzenergi and "Sleeping In My Car," Roxette
Since he's been retired, he has way too much time on his hands. - Submitted by: Ed
Where's Captain Kirk? Margaritaville!
"Where's Captain Kirk?," Spizzenergi and "Margaritaville," Jimmy Buffett
Drinking all those exotic alien women off his mind... - Submitted by: Ed
Where's Captain Kirk? Across The Universe!
"Where's Captain Kirk?," Spizzenergi and "Across The Universe," Fiona Apple
He had a rendezvous with that Borg chic Seven Of Nine. - Submitted by: Ed
Where's Captain Kirk? Downtown!
"Where's Captain Kirk?," Spizzenergi and "Downtown," Petula Clark
- Submitted by: Ed
Where's Captain Kirk? On Top Of The World!
"Where's Captain Kirk?," Spizzenergi and "Top Of The World," The Carpenters
No doubt with Edith, or Elaan, or Rayna Kapec, or Lenore, or... - Submitted by: Ed
Where's Captain Kirk? Under The Bridge!
"Where's Captain Kirk?," Spizzenergi and "Under The Bridge," The Red Hot Chili Peppers
- Submitted by: Ed
Where's Captain Kirk? Santa Monica!
"Where's Captain Kirk?," Spizzenergi and "Santa Monica," Savage Garden
Yet another Captain Kirk sighting... - Submitted by: Ed
Where's Captain Kirk? In The Year 2525!
"Where's Captain Kirk?," Spizzenergi and "In The Year 2525," Zager & Evans
An obvious choice I think. Hard to believe that no one thought of this one! - Submitted by: Ed
Where's Captain Kirk? Down In The Willow Garden.
"Where's Captain Kirk?," Spizzenergi and "Down In The Willow Garden," The Everly Brothers
Can't believe this wasn't posted, as everythihng else was done with both songs. - Submitted by: Valerie Cameron
Where's Captain Kirk? Below The Stars
"Where's Captain Kirk?," Spizzenergi and "Below The Stars," King Cobb Steelie
Where else? - Submitted by: Mikkoi
Where's Captain Kirk? (He's) Crawling In The Dark
"Where's Captain Kirk?," Spizzenergi and "Crawling In The Dark," Hoobastank
The main fuse blew... - Submitted by: Flux 7
Where's Captain Kirk? Charleston!
"Where's Captain Kirk?," Spizzenergi and "The Charleston," Spike Jones & His City Slickers
I'm talkin' West Virginia here… - Submitted by: crazydon
Where's Captain Kirk? Waiting For A Girl Like You!
"Where's Captain Kirk?," Spizzenergi and "Waiting For A Girl Like You," Foreigner
- Submitted by: PerzinPen18
Where's Captain Kirk ? The Streets Of London
"Where's Captain Kirk ?," Spizzenergi and "The Streets Of London," The Anti-Nowhere League
- Submitted by: Grimley Fieendish
Where's Captain Kirk ? Don't Ask Me Questions !
"Where's Captain Kirk ?," Spizzenergi and "Oh Lord, Don't Ask Me Questions ?," Graham Parker & The Rumours
The Anti-Jim Backlash Starts Here... - Submitted by: Grimley Fieendish
Where's Captain Kirk? Penny Lane!
"Where's Captain Kirk?," Spizzenergi and "Penny Lane," The Beatles
- Submitted by: Sponge Beatle
Where's Captain Kirk? Back In The USSR!
"Where's Captain Kirk?," Spizzenergi and "Back In The USSR," The Beatles
- Submitted by: Sponge Beatle
Where's Captain Kirk? Funkytown!
"Where's Captain Kirk?," Spizzenergi and "Funkytown," Lipps, Inc.
He heard something about the ladies there.... - Submitted by: Jared
Where's Captain Kirk? Back in Black!
"Where's Captain Kirk?," Spizzenergi and "Back In Black," ACDC
- Submitted by: Mazotti
Where's Captain Kirk ? Watching the Detectives !
"Where's Captain Kirk ?," Spizzenergi and "Watching The Detectives," Elvis Costello
- Submitted by: Grimley Fieendish
Where's Captain Kirk? The Champaigne Room.
"Where's Captain Kirk?," Spizzenergi and "The Champaigne Room," Chris Rock
Captain Kirk is gettin' jiggy wid it! - Submitted by: Tom Braider
Captain Kirk, Where's Your Blue Room?
"Where's Captain Kirk?," Spizzenergi and "Your Blue Room," U2
- Submitted by: Tom Braider
Where's Captain Kirk ? Hanging Around !
"Where's Captain Kirk ?," Spizzenergi and "Hanging Around," The Stranglers
- Submitted by: Grimley Fieendish
Where's Captain Kirk? In Liverpool!
"Where's Captain Kirk?," Spizz Energi and "In Liverpool," Suzanne Vega
Jim is atoning for his cover of 'Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds'. - Submitted by: pickle
Where's Captain Kirk? Cleaning Out My Closet
"Where's Captain Kirk?," Spizzenergi and "Cleaning Out My Closet," Eminem
He wanted to! I swear it! - Submitted by: lazertay
Where's Captain Kirk? Indianapolis, Indeed
"Where's Captain Kirk?," Spizzenergi and "Indianapolis, Indeed," Sandi Patti
Finally, a place where the good Cap'n can park his Enterprise. - Submitted by: spaceout
Where's Captain Kirk? The City By The Bay
"Where's Captain Kirk?," Spizzenergi and "The City By The Bay," Journey
- Submitted by: spaceout
Where's Captain Kirk? Live In Baghdad!
"Where's Captain Kirk ?," Spizzenergi and "Live In Baghdad," The Seatbelts
Some people wish that he is there now... - Submitted by: Darius Cloud
Where's Captain Kirk? In The Ghetto!
"Where's Captain Kirk?," Spizzenergi and "In The Ghetto," Elvis Presley
Captain Kirk In Da Hizzouse! - Submitted by: Chandra
Where's Captain Kirk ? Back In Flesh
"Where's Captain Kirk ?," Spizzenergi and "Back In Flesh," Wall Of Voodoo
Where he belongs! - Submitted by: Grimley Fieendish
Where's Captain Kirk ? Tel Aviv
"Where's Captain Kirk ?," Spizzenergi and "Tel Aviv," Duran Duran
And yet, another holiday spot.... - Submitted by: Grimley Fieendish
Where's Captain Kirk ? Tom's Diner
"Where's Captain Kirk ?," Spizzenergi and "Tom's Diner," Suzanne Vega
Well, Enterprise's canteen's a bit dull, sometimes. - Submitted by: Grimley Fieendish
Where's Captain Kirk ? Vienna
"Where's Captain Kirk?," Spizzenergi and "Vienna," Ultravox
Yet another holiday spot, for our amourous Captain ! - Submitted by: Grimley Fieendish
Where's Captain Kirk? Miami!
"Where's Captain Kirk?," Spizzenergi and "Miami," U2
Yet another perfect vacation spot for our intergalactic man-whore. - Submitted by: Mazotti
What the Hell Happened to Captain Kirk?!?!
"Where's Captain Kirk?," Spizzenergi and "What the Hell Happened to Me?," Adam Sandler
A question commonly asked at Bones' Christmas party. - Submitted by: Crystal
Where's Captain Kirk? Kokomo!!
"Where's Captain Kirk?," Spizzenergi and "Kokomo," Beach Boys
Where else would a womanizing Starfleet captain go on vacation? - Submitted by: Crystal
Where's Captain Kirk? He's Gone And Staring At The Sun!
"Where's Captain Kirk?," Spizzenergi and "Gone/ Staring At The Sun ," U2
- Submitted by: Mazotti
Where's Captain Kirk ? Out Of Space
"Where's Captain Kirk ?," Spizzenergi and "Out Of Space," The Prodigy
- Submitted by: Grimley Fieendish
Where's Captain Kirk ? Lost in Space
"Where's Captain Kirk ?," Spizzenergi and "Lost In Space," Apollo 440
- Submitted by: Grimley Fieendish
Where's Captain Kirk ? Planet Earth
"Where's Captain Kirk ?," Spizzenergi and "Planet Earth," Duran Duran
- Submitted by: Grimley Fieendish
Where's Captain Kirk ? Planet Claire
"Where's Captain Kirk ?," Spizzenergi and "Planet Claire," The B-52's
- Submitted by: Grimley Fieendish
Where's Captain Kirk? Between The Wars
"Where's Captain Kirk? ," Spizzerengi and "Between The Wars," Billy Bragg
- Submitted by: Grimley Fieendish
Where's Captain Kirk? Living With Unemployment
"Where's Captain Kirk? ," Spizzerengi and "Living With Unemployment," Newtown Neurotics
A Victim Of Starfleet's Downsizing...? - Submitted by: Grimley Fieendish
I Think God Can Explain Voodoo
"I Think God Can Explain," Splendor and "Voodoo," Godsmack
- Submitted by: Mercy

Bad Choices for On Hold Music:

"Harden My Heart," Quarterflash American Heart Association MOR
"Harden my Heart," Quarterflash Burger King Emily (Elf)
"I Think God Can Explain," Splendor American Atheists (organization for Atheists) Mercy

Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:

"Slow Ride," Foghat
"Scream If You Wanna Go Faster," Geri Haliwell
"Slow Ride," Foghat
"Drive My Car," Beatles
"Slow Ride," Foghat
"Shut up and Drive," Rihanna
"Slow Ride," Foghat
"Drive," Incubus
"Slow Ride," Foghat
"Take The "A" Train," Duke Ellington
"Slow Ride," Foghat
"Expressway To Your Heart," Soul Survivors
"Slow Ride," Foghat
"Crosstown Traffic," Jimi Hendrix Experience
"Slow Ride," Foghat
"Last Train To Clarksville," The Monkees
"Slow Ride," Foghat
"Don't Sleep In The Subway," Petula Clark
"Slow Ride," Foghat
"MTA," Kingston Trio
"Slow Ride," Foghat
"Yellow Submarine," The Beatles
"Slow Ride," Foghat
"Midnight Train To Georgia," Gladys Knight & The Pips
"Slow Ride," Foghat
"Cab," Train
"Slow Ride," Foghat
"Chevy Van," Sammy Johns
"I Just Want To Make Love To You," Foghat
"Cousin Randy," Infectious Grooves
"Slow Ride," Foghat
"Jet Airliner," Steve Miller Band
"Slow Ride," Foghat
"Magic Bus," The Who
"Slow Ride," Foghat
"Train,Train," Blackfoot
"Slow Ride," Foghat
"Mississippi Queen," Mountain
"Slow Ride," Foghat
"Marrekesh Express," Crosby, Stills and Nash

Song Title Anagrams:

"Johnny B. Goode" originally "Be Good Johnny," Men at Work
Not much of an anagram..
Submitted by: hamburger456

Why the Name is Stupid:

Foghat
Fog is gaseous, not solid, so it's literally impossible even try to make anything out of it, including a hat. Submitted by: Jonathan S.
The Konks
Obvoiusly, it looks and sounds like they're trying (badly) to rip off of Ray Davies' band The Kinks. Submitted by: Jonathan S.
Toadies
Oh, PLEASE. You'd really like to be known as someone's wormy servants? Submitted by: Jonathan S.

Band Name Spoonerisms:

The Beverly Ruthers originally "The Everly Brothers"
Not This One, Jacques

Bad Grammar in Song Lyrics:

"Workin' Them Angels" by Rush
The Lyrics:
I've been workin' them angels overtime
Why:
"Workin' THOSE angels overtime." Odd that a band like Rush would make such a blatant grammatical error on purpose.
Submitted by: Jonathan S.

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