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This is everything that was reviewed and approved for amIright on March 30, 2008. These are not items submitted on March 30, 2008, but rather items that were reviewed that day by site editors.
Song Parody Recordings:
The first of 14 songs that account for Daveapalooza, the ending got messed up a bit, but it's 9:46 long, so please forgive me.
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(Comments)
Song Parody Fragments:
"Green Door" by Jim Lowe
Better Lyrics:
The Morning is dead, and the day is too.
There's nothing left to greet me, but the Velvet Moon.
All my Loneliness I have felt today,
It's a little more than enough to make a man throw himself away.
There's nothing left to greet me, but the Velvet Moon.
All my Loneliness I have felt today,
It's a little more than enough to make a man throw himself away.
Original Lyrics:
(Midnight, one more night without sleepin')
(Watchin' till the mornin' comes creepin')
(Green door, what's that secret you're keepin?)
There's an old piano
And they play it hot behind the green door
Don't know what they're doin'
But they laugh a lot behind the green door
Wish they'd let me in
So I could find out what's behind the green door
(Watchin' till the mornin' comes creepin')
(Green door, what's that secret you're keepin?)
There's an old piano
And they play it hot behind the green door
Don't know what they're doin'
But they laugh a lot behind the green door
Wish they'd let me in
So I could find out what's behind the green door
Submitted by: Doug Baseball
"My Sharona" by The Knack
Better Lyrics:
More 'n' Faster, here we come;
white and trashy and incredibly dumb
white and trashy and incredibly dumb
Original Lyrics:
Ooh my little pretty one, pretty one.
When you gonna give me some time, Sharona?
Ooh you make my motor run, my motor run.
Gun it comin' off the line Sharona
When you gonna give me some time, Sharona?
Ooh you make my motor run, my motor run.
Gun it comin' off the line Sharona
Submitted by: Doug
"Last Resort" by Papa Roach
Better Lyrics:
the line at the very beginning of the song.
Original Lyrics:
Cut my life into pieces
This is my Last Resort!
Suffocation
No Breathing
Don't give a F#@K if I cut my arm bleeding
This is my Last Resort!
Suffocation
No Breathing
Don't give a F#@K if I cut my arm bleeding
Submitted by: Cody
"Mickey" by Toni Basil
Better Lyrics:
But like Mick Jagger said
I can't get no satisfaction
I can't get no satisfaction
Original Lyrics:
Oh, Mickey, you're so fine; you're so fine you blow my mind. Hey, Mickey!
Submitted by: Colin Slater
Celebrities Who Sing:
"Smelly Cat" This song which was on 'Friends' (Smelly Cat) was also performed by Chrissie Hynde and Chris Issak as well. - Paul Warren
Singers Who Act:
"Law & Order" Stump played 'Marty Dressler' in the episode 'Darkness'. I think he was pretty good. - Amanda
Add a Letter To a Song Title:
"Wonders Never Crease" originally "Wonders Never Cease" by Morcheeba
Valerie Cameron
Untapped Commercial Ideas:
Imaginary by Evanesence used for 'Fosters Home For Imaginary Friends' promo Submitted by: Mousr
Crazy About This Girl by Evan & Jaron used for Full House Promo Montage Submitted by: Brandon Reina
Resolve by Foo Figthers used for Resolve carpet cleaner Submitted by: Tim
The Monster Is Loose by Meatloaf used for "Lost" promos. Submitted by: Meat
Bat Out Of Hell by Meatloaf used for 'Van Helsing' promo Submitted by: SAK
For Cryin' Out Loud by Meatloaf used for Kleenex Submitted by: Reese
I Would Do Anything For Love (But I Won't Do That) by Meatloaf used for Psa For Abstinence Submitted by: Vic George
Paradise By The Dashboard Light by Meat Loaf used for Cadillac Coup D'Ville Submitted by: cygna vamp
Duets Not Yet Performed:
Stacy's Mom, Bring Me To Life
"Stacy's Mom," Fountains Of Wayne and "Bring Me To Life," Evanescence ft. Paul McCoy- Submitted by: Michael
Hello, I Never Told You What I Did For A Living, I'm A Hollaback Girl
"I Never Told You What I Did For A Living," My Chemical Romance and "Hello/Hollaback Girl," Evanescence/ Gwen StefaniOh my god! You're a hollaback girl? Wouldn't that make you... a... - Submitted by: Claire
Loving You Tender
"Loving You," Elvis Presley and "Tender Love," Force MD'sThe present tense of Elvis' earlier hit. - Submitted by: One
To The Green Door Of The Black Hole Sun
"To The Door Of The Sun," Al Martino and "The Green Door / Black Hole Sun," JIm Lowe / Soundgarden- Submitted by: Meredith Harshaw
Stop Draggin' My Queen Of Hearts Around
"Stop Draggin' My Heart Around," Stevie Nicks and Tom Petty and "Queen Of Hearts," Juice Newton- Submitted by: Penelope Beckinsale
Dancing Queen of Hearts
"Dancing Queen," ABBA and "Queen Of Hearts," Juice NewtonShe'd have red hearts on her miniskirt - Submitted by: Tori Amos with her hair on fire
Send Me An Angel Of The Morning
"Send Me An Angel," Real Life and "Angel Of The Morning," Juice Newton- Submitted by: Joelle
Calling All Angels of the Morning
"Calling All Angels," Train and "Angel of the Morning," Juice Newton- Submitted by: Joelle
Dancing Queen Of Hearts
"Dancing Queen," ABBA and "Queen Of Hearts," Juice Newton- Submitted by: Ed
Ballad Of A Teenage Queen Off Hearts
"Ballad Of A Teenage Queen ," Johnny Cash and "Queen Of Hearts," Juice Newton- Submitted by: music man
Killer Queen Of Hearts
"Killer Queen," Queen and "Queen Of Hearts," Juice Newton- Submitted by: crazydon
Angel Of The Pure Morning
"Pure Morning," Placebo and "Angel Of The Morning," Juice Newton- Submitted by: Drake Azuma
Teen Angel Of The Morning
"Teen Angel," Mark Dinning and "Angel Of The Morning," Juice Newton- Submitted by: David
Queen Of Wooden Hearts
"Queen Of Hearts," Juice Newton and "Wooden Heart," Joe Dowell- Submitted by: Alicia Sturdivant
Queen Of Heartbreakers
"Queen Of Hearts," Juice Newton and "Heartbreaker," Pat Benatar- Submitted by: Edward
Angel Of The Morning After
"Angel Of The Morning," Juice Newton and "The Morning After," Maureen McGovern- Submitted by: Drewzi
Angel Of The Manic Monday Morning
"Angel Of The Morning," Juice Newton and "Manic Monday," The Bangles- Submitted by: PerzinPen18
Running From Paradise By The Dashboard Lights
"Running From Paradise," Hall and Oates and "Paradise By The Dashboard Lights," Meatloaf- Submitted by: Edward
Dio Took The Words Right Out Of My Mouth
"Dio," Tenacious D and "You Took The Words Right Out Of My Mouth," Meat LoafTenacious D+ Meatloaf. Perfect. - Submitted by: Chaos
Blinded By The Dashboard Light
"Blinded By The Light," Manfred Mann's Earth Band and "Paradise By The Dashboard Light," Meat Loaf- Submitted by: KK
Another Brickbat Out Of Hell In The Wall
"Another Brick In The Wall," Pink Floyd and "Bat Out Of Hell," Meatloaf- Submitted by: Thessaly Danes
Thick As A Brickbat Out Of Hell
"Thick As A Brick," Jethro Tull and "Bat Out Of Hell," MeatloafHowever thick THAT is! - Submitted by: Thessaly Danes
Willie, Mickey, And The Duke Talkin' Baseball Bat Out Of Hell
"Willie, Mickey, And The Duke (Talkin' Baseball)," Terry Cashman and "Bat Out Of Hell," Meat Loaf- Submitted by: Thessaly Danes
Acrobat Out Of Hell
"Acrobat," U2 and "Bat Out Of Hell," Meatloaf- Submitted by: Penelope Beckinsale
Amish Paradise By The Dashboard Lights
"Amish Paradise," Weird Al Yankovic and "Paradise By The Dashboard Lights," Meat Loaf- Submitted by: Mayu
Stranger In Paradise By The Dashboard Lights
"Stranger In Paradise," Tony Bennett and "Paradise By The Dashboard Lights," Meat Loaf- Submitted by: rocky
Amish Paradise By The Dashboard Light
"Amish Paradise," Weird Al Yankovic and "Paradise By The Dashboard Light," MeatloafHow would that work when the Amish don't drive cars? - Submitted by: Ed
Cheeseburger In Paradise By The Dashboard Light
"Cheeseburger In Paradise," Jimmy Buffett and "Paradise By The Dashboard Light," MeatloafI have no idea what it means, but it sounds hilarious! - Submitted by: Ed
Welcome To Paradise By The Dashboard Lights
"Welcome To Paradise," Green Day and "Paradise By The Dashboard Lights," Meat Loaf- Submitted by: MenaceO
Almost Paradise By The Dashboard Light
"Almost Paradise," Ann Wilson & Mike Reno and "Paradise By The Dashboard Light," Meat Loaf- Submitted by: Matt Donnelly
Another Day In Paradise By The Dashboard Light
"Another Day In Paradise," Phil Collins and "Paradise By The Dashboard Light," Meatloaf- Submitted by: Aaerni
Two Tickets To Paradise By The Dashboard Light
"Two Tickets To Paradise," Eddie Money and "Paradise By The Dashboard Light," Meatloaf- Submitted by: Big Mark
Light My Fire By The Dashboard Light
"Light My Fire," The Doors and "Paradise By The Dashboard Light," Meatloaf- Submitted by: Big Mark
Suicide By The Dashboard Light Is Painless
"Suicide Is Painless," Johnny Mandel and "Paradise By the Dashboard Light," Meatloaf- Submitted by: hec
Almost Paradise By The Dashboard Light
"Almost Paradise," Ann Wilson/Mike Reno and "Paradise By The Dashboard Light," Meatloaf- Submitted by: bearcat
Gangsta's Paradise By The Dashboard Light
"Gangsta's Paradise," Coolio and "Paradise By The Dashboard Light," Meatloaf- Submitted by: David
I Would Do Anything For Love But I Won't Do That Down In The Willow Garden
"I Would Do Anything For Love But I Won't Do That," Meat Loaf and "Down In The Willow Garden," The Everly BrothersIt's just so perverted! - Submitted by: Ed
Paradise Blinded By The Dashboard Light
"Paradise By the Dashboard Light," Meat Loaf and "Blinded By The Light," Manfred Mann- Submitted by: Russian in the Red
Bad Choices for On Hold Music:
"Boston," Augustana Real Estate tictacs941
"Bring Me To Life," Evanesence Hospital freak27
"Queen of Hearts," Juice Newton Casino Larcen Tyler
"I Will Do Anything For Love," Meat Loaf Dating Hotline Craigus
Song Title Spoonerisms:
"Blame Sudd" originally "Same Blood" by The Academy Is...
Submitted by: Lizzie
"White My Lay" originally "Light My Way" by Audioslave
Submitted by: Lizzie
"Thrilled a Mire Dew Why Cheek" originally "Drilled a Wire Through My Cheek" by Blue October
That makes no sense at all.
Submitted by: Lizzie
"He's My Shied Home" originally "She's My Ride Home" by Blue October
Submitted by: Lizzie
"She's My Hide Roam" originally "She's My Ride Home" by Blue October
Submitted by: Lizzie
"She's My Hide Rome" originally "She's My Ride Home" by Blue October
Submitted by: Lizzie
"Cut If We Would" originally "What If We Could" by Blue October
Submitted by: Lizzie
"Mate He" originally "Hate Me" by Blue October
Submitted by: Lizzie
"Get It Low" originally "Let It Go" by Blue October
Submitted by: Lizzie
"I Knight My Own Fires Low" originally "I Light My Own Fires Now" by Dashboard Confessional
Submitted by: Lizzie
"I Fight My Own Liars Now" originally "I Light My Own Fires Now" by Dashboard Confessional
Submitted by: Lizzie
"Letting in Your Livers" originally "Living in Your Letters" by Dashboard Confessional
Submitted by: Lizzie
"Ender Sill Wave Us All" originally "Ender Will Save Us All" by Dashboard Confessional
Submitted by: Lizzie
"This Pitter Bill" originally "This Bitter Pill" by Dashboard Confessional
Submitted by: Lizzie
"Corning Malls" originally "Morning Calls" by Dashboard Confessional
Submitted by: Lizzie
"Gay Hurl" originally "Hey Girl" by Dashboard Confessional
Submitted by: Lizzie
"Several Days to Why Trying" originally "Several Ways to Die Trying" by Dashboard Confessional
Submitted by: Lizzie
"Several Ways to Try Dying" originally "Several Ways to Die Trying" by Dashboard Confessional
Submitted by: Lizzie
"Won't Date" originally "Don't Wait" by Dashboard Confessional
Submitted by: Lizzie
"Bladders of Mud and Connection" originally "Matters of Blood and Connection" by Dashboard Confessional
Submitted by: Lizzie
"Gut I Can Wet" originally "What I Can Get" by Dashboard Confessional
Submitted by: Lizzie
"All Fat I'm Living Thor" originally "All That I'm Living For" by Evanescence
Submitted by: Lizzie
"Woe Snite Queen" originally "Snow White Queen" by Evanescence
Submitted by: Lizzie
"Snow Quite Ween" originally "Snow White Queen" by Evanescence
Submitted by: Lizzie
"Wort of the Wailed" originally "Weight of the World" by Evanescence
Submitted by: Lizzie
"Wall Me Ken You're Sober" originally "Call When You're Sober" by Evanescence
Submitted by: Lizzie
"Call We Men You're Sober" originally "Call Me When You're Sober" by Evanescence
Submitted by: Lizzie
"Mall Key Yen Wore Sober" originally "Call Me When You're Sober" by Evanescence
Submitted by: Lizzie
"Making Over Tea" originally "Taking Over Me" by Evanescence
Submitted by: Lizzie
"Where Gill You Woe?" originally "Where Will You Go?" by Evanescence
Submitted by: Lizzie
"Away Mom Free" originally "Away From Me" by Evanescence
Submitted by: Lizzie
"Limes Tyke These" originally "Times Like These" by Foo Fighters
Submitted by: Lizzie
"Who Way Gnome" originally "New Way Home" by Foo Fighters
Submitted by: Lizzie
"Mig Bee" originally "Big Me" by Foo Fighters
Submitted by: Lizzie
"Cold Say in the Done" originally "Cold Day in the Sun" by Foo Fighters
Submitted by: Lizzie
"Test Thing in Boun" originally "Best Thing in Town" by Green Day
Boun IS a word. Look it up.
Submitted by: Lizzie
"Stuck Myth Wee" originally "Stuck With Me" by Green Day
Submitted by: Lizzie
"Mick of See" originally "Sick of Me" by Green Day
Submitted by: Lizzie
"Mick of Sea" originally "Sick of Me" by Green Day
Submitted by: Lizzie
"Ding for a Cay" originally "King for a Day" by Green Day
Submitted by: Lizzie
"Bake Tack" originally "Take Back" by Green Day
Submitted by: Lizzie
"Nice Lies Finish Gast" originally "Nice Guys Finish Last" by Green Day
Submitted by: Lizzie
"White Tod Hill" originally "Tight Wad Hill" by Green Day
Submitted by: Lizzie
"Height Wad Till" originally "Tight Wad Hill" by Green Day
Submitted by: Lizzie
"Pro Nide" originally "No Pride" by Green Day
Submitted by: Lizzie
"Casket Base" originally "Basket Case" by Green Day
Submitted by: Lizzie
"Strain Boo" originally "Brain Stew" by Green Day
Submitted by: Lizzie
"Raff Height" originally "Half Right" by Jimmy Eat World
Submitted by: Lizzie
"Raff Height" originally "Half Right" by Jimmy Eat World
Submitted by: Lizzie
"Year Who Me" originally "Hear You Me" by Jimmy Eat World
Submitted by: Lizzie
"Year Who Me" originally "Hear You Me" by Jimmy Eat World
Submitted by: Lizzie
"Mere You He" originally "Hear You Me" by Jimmy Eat World
Submitted by: Lizzie
"Nut Would I Say to You Wow" originally "What Would I Say to You Now?" by Jimmy Eat World
Submitted by: Lizzie
"What Would I Neigh to You, Sow?" originally "What Would I Say to You Now?" by Jimmy Eat World
Submitted by: Lizzie
"More Fee This Is Heaven" originally "For Me This Is Heaven" by Jimmy Eat World
Submitted by: Lizzie
"Mucky Denver Lint" originally "Lucky Denver Mint" by Jimmy Eat World
Submitted by: Lizzie
"Somebody Mold Tea" originally "Somebody Told Me" by The Killers
Submitted by: Lizzie
"Row Nodes Left" originally "No Roads Left" by Linkin Park
Submitted by: Lizzie
"No Loads Reft" originally "No Roads Left" by Linkin Park
Submitted by: Lizzie
"Mushing Pea Away" originally "Pushing Me Away" by Linkin Park
Submitted by: Lizzie
"Flit the Whore" originally "Hit the Floor" by Linkin Park
Submitted by: Lizzie
"A Mace for Ply Head" originally "A Place for My Head" by Linkin Park
Submitted by: Lizzie
"Eyeing From Loo" originally "Lying From You" by Linkin Park
Submitted by: Lizzie
"Said Dell" originally "Dead Cell" by Papa Roach
Submitted by: Lizzie
"Rhyme Is Tunning Out" originally "Time Is Running Out" by Papa Roach
Submitted by: Lizzie
"Everything in Its Plight Race" originally "Everything in Its Right Place" by Radiohead
Submitted by: Lizzie
"Low Song, Goodbye" originally "So Long, Goodbye" by Sum 41
Submitted by: Lizzie
"Myth We" originally "With Me" by Sum 41
Submitted by: Lizzie
"Same Soy" originally "Some Say" by Sum 41
Submitted by: Lizzie
"Sell Hong" originally "Hell Song" by Sum 41
Submitted by: Lizzie
"Will Stating" originally "Still Waiting" by Sum 41
Submitted by: Lizzie
Band Name Spoonerisms:
The Oar Faces originally "The Four Aces"
Daisy Pappus
Repetitive Lyrics:
"It Takes Me Higher" by Ganymed
The Repetitive Lyrics:
Lookin' for a place to stay, I'd like to dance & drift away. (It takes me higher)
Why They're Repetitive:
These are the only lyrics in the whole song! (NOTE: Ganymed is an Austrian disco group from the 70's that dressed like aliens.
Submitted by: Dylan Baranski
Dated Lyrics:
"Hey, Good Lookin'" by Hank Williams
The Dated Lyrics:
I got a hot rod Ford and a two dollar bill,
and I know a spot right over the hill.
There's soda pop and the dancin's free.
and I know a spot right over the hill.
There's soda pop and the dancin's free.
Why They're Dated:
In the 1950s when this came out, and a soda pop might have cost a nickel or a dime, these words might have made the intended impression. But today two dollars isn't going to impress much in this context. If that's all the money the singer has, today he'd need to look for a place the soda pop as well as the dancing is free. Because today, wherever soda pop is for sale, two dollars is likely not enough to buy it for two.
Submitted by: Renee Keener
Dirty Lyrics:
"Put Your Hands On Me" by Joss Stone
The Dirty Lyrics:
Baby I'm hungry
I want and I need
Bring me your sugar
And pour it all over me baby
I want and I need
Bring me your sugar
And pour it all over me baby
Why They're Dirty:
Sounds like some kind of fetish—a really sugary one. Well, the song's title itself is already pretty saucy. ;)
Submitted by: xxxpress
"Star Girl" by McFLY
The Dirty Lyrics:
"I fell in love with uranus!!"
Why They're Dirty:
Why would anyone love an anus!!!!???? Thats gross!!!
Submitted by: erica
"Maybe" by Toni Braxton
The Dirty Lyrics:
Should I just give him some?
Maybe
Is this the night for fun?
Maybe
Maybe
Is this the night for fun?
Maybe
Why They're Dirty:
The whole song finds Toni wondering if she should or shouldn't allow the guy to have sex with her, fearing she might regret it later.
Submitted by: xxxpress
"Oops (Oh My)" by Tweet featuring Missy Elliott
The Dirty Lyrics:
Oops, there goes my shirt up over my head (oh my)
Oops, there goes my skirt droppin' to my feet (oh my)
Ooh, some kinda touch caressing my legs (oh my)
Ooh, I'm turning red, who could this be?
I tried and I tried to avoid
But this thing was happening
Swallow my pride
Let it ride and partied
But this body felt just like mine
I got worried
I looked over to the left
A reflection of myself
That's why I couldn't catch my breath
Oops, there goes my skirt droppin' to my feet (oh my)
Ooh, some kinda touch caressing my legs (oh my)
Ooh, I'm turning red, who could this be?
I tried and I tried to avoid
But this thing was happening
Swallow my pride
Let it ride and partied
But this body felt just like mine
I got worried
I looked over to the left
A reflection of myself
That's why I couldn't catch my breath
Why They're Dirty:
This is an ode to masturbation.
Submitted by: xxxpress
Song Lyrics That Mention Other Songs:
"Memories" by Elvis Presley
The Song Lyrics:
Of holding hands and red bouquets And twilight trimmed in purple haze.
Song They Mention:
Purple Haze
Submitted by: Rafeal De La Ghetto
"God's Will" by Martina McBride
The Song Lyrics:
Hey Jude was his favorite song.
Song They Mention:
"Hey Jude" by the Beatles
Submitted by: Ed
Songs That Open With Their Titles:
"Had a Dad" by Jane's Addiction
Opening Lines:
Had a dad, big and strong.
Comments:
Submitted by: Brian Kelly
"I Can See Clearly Now" by Johnny Nash
Opening Lines:
I can see clearly now, the rain is gone.
Comments:
Submitted by: Brian Kelly
"Baby Baby Baby" by Joss Stone
Opening Lines:
Baby baby baby, tell me do you really love me.
Comments:
Submitted by: xxxpress
"You Had Me" by Joss Stone
Opening Lines:
You had me, you lost me, you're wasted, you cost me, I don't want you here messing with my mind.
Comments:
Submitted by: xxxpress
"A World Without Heroes" by Kiss
Opening Lines:
A world without heroes is like a world without sun.
Comments:
This song from their 1981 album (Music From) The Elder was later covered by former Gene Simmons "girlfriend" Cher on her 1991 Love Hurts album.
Submitted by: Vic George
""Beth"" by Kiss
Opening Lines:
Beth, I hear you calling, but I can't come home right now.
Comments:
"Beth" was the flip side of the "Detroit Rock City" single from their first 1976 album Destroyer that surprisingly got more airplay than the intended single.
Submitted by: Vic George
"The Big Money" by Rush
Opening Lines:
Big money goes around the world.
Comments:
Submitted by: Michael
Bad Grammar in Song Lyrics:
"Who I Am Hates Who I've Been" by Relient K
The Lyrics:
...And I was positive that unless
I got myself together I would watch me fall apart
I got myself together I would watch me fall apart
Why:
It should be, "I would watch MYSELF fall apart", but I can see why Matt (the singer) would go the other route--it might have been tricky trying to add that extra syllable.
Submitted by: Jonathan S.
Music Quotes:
Oasis
Of course I love Liam but not as much as I love a pot-noodle.
- Noel Gallagher
- Noel Gallagher
Submitted by: Mister Sifter
Oasis
I'm a great songwriter but I'm not the most talented musician.
- Noel Gallagher
- Noel Gallagher
Submitted by: Mister Sifter
Oasis
Do you ever look at the sky and think, I'm glad I'm alive? After I heard System of a Down, I thought, I'm actually alive to hear the shittiest band of all time. Which is quite something when you think about it. Of all the bands that have gone before and all the bands that'll be in the future, I was around when the worst was around.
- Noel Gallagher
- Noel Gallagher
Submitted by:
Oasis
One thing you don't do is let the singer have creative input on any fucking thing, because they're useless.
- Noel Gallager
- Noel Gallager
Submitted by: LucidLupin
Oasis
Discipline? I don't know the meaning of the word.
- Liam Gallagher
Americans want grungy people, stabbing themselves in the head on stage. They get a bright bunch like us, with deodorant on, they don't get it.
- Liam Gallagher
Everyone knows that if you've got a brother, you're going to fight.
- Liam Gallagher
She can't even chew gum and walk in a straight line, let alone write a book.
- Liam Gallagher - about Victoria Beckham (former Spice Girl)
Kylie Minogue is just a demonic little idiot as far as I'm concerned. She gets cool dance producers to work with her for some bizarre reason, I don't know why. She doesn't even have a good name. It's a stupid name, Kylie, I just don't get it.
- Noel Gallagher
I despise hip hop. Loathe it. Eminem is an idiot and I find 50 Cent the most distasteful character I have ever crossed in my life. Eminem's new song about his kid - isn't it the most ridiculous piece of music you have ever heard in your life? I just don't like the dragging women around on dog leads and all that stuff
- Noel Gallagher
He's now trying to make social comment, this is the guy who hid who he actually was from the public for 20 years, now, all of a sudden, he's got something to say about the way of the world. I find it laughable. That's even before you get to the song, which is diabolical.
- Noel Gallagher - on George Michael's 'Shoot the Dog'
Paul McCartney, one of the best songwriters of all time, has only produced manure for the past 25 years.
- Noel Gallagher
- Liam Gallagher
Americans want grungy people, stabbing themselves in the head on stage. They get a bright bunch like us, with deodorant on, they don't get it.
- Liam Gallagher
Everyone knows that if you've got a brother, you're going to fight.
- Liam Gallagher
She can't even chew gum and walk in a straight line, let alone write a book.
- Liam Gallagher - about Victoria Beckham (former Spice Girl)
Kylie Minogue is just a demonic little idiot as far as I'm concerned. She gets cool dance producers to work with her for some bizarre reason, I don't know why. She doesn't even have a good name. It's a stupid name, Kylie, I just don't get it.
- Noel Gallagher
I despise hip hop. Loathe it. Eminem is an idiot and I find 50 Cent the most distasteful character I have ever crossed in my life. Eminem's new song about his kid - isn't it the most ridiculous piece of music you have ever heard in your life? I just don't like the dragging women around on dog leads and all that stuff
- Noel Gallagher
He's now trying to make social comment, this is the guy who hid who he actually was from the public for 20 years, now, all of a sudden, he's got something to say about the way of the world. I find it laughable. That's even before you get to the song, which is diabolical.
- Noel Gallagher - on George Michael's 'Shoot the Dog'
Paul McCartney, one of the best songwriters of all time, has only produced manure for the past 25 years.
- Noel Gallagher
Submitted by: LucidLupin
Oasis
Gem helps me out a lot, I struggle with lyrics sometimes... I can't find the words. The words I find hard 'cos I'm fucking thick
- Liam Gallagher - re using Gem Archer's assistance to write lyrics - 2006
- Liam Gallagher - re using Gem Archer's assistance to write lyrics - 2006
Submitted by: LucidLupin
Oasis
Why is a has-been presenting to the gonna-bes?
- Noel Gallagher - to Michael Hutchence on receiving an award at the 1996 Brit Awards
- Noel Gallagher - to Michael Hutchence on receiving an award at the 1996 Brit Awards
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