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This is everything that was reviewed and approved for amIright on March 27, 2008. These are not items submitted on March 27, 2008, but rather items that were reviewed that day by site editors.

Song Parodies:

"You Guys Are Passe'" by Suzannah Doyle
    a parody of "I Want It That Way," The Backstreet Boys
"Jive RE: Car" by John A. Barry
    a parody of "Drive My Car," Beatles
"You Won't Be Me" by Stan Hall
    a parody of "You Won't See Me," The Beatles
"American Nazi Party" by Matthias
    a parody of "Army," Ben Folds Five
"Eat It Up" by DB
    a parody of "Work It Out," Beyonce
"I Cant Refund This " by DB
    a parody of "Emotions," Beyonce' and Them
"One Silly Race" by Airfarcewon
    a parody of "Chantilly Lace," The Big Bopper
"Blades of Glory" by Sean Peters
    a parody of "Blaze of Glory," Bon Jovi
"The Bible Is Mine (Give it back you heathen)" by DB
    a parody of "The Boy is mine," Brandy and Monica
"Two Prey Gnus" by Malcolm Higgins
    a parody of "Blue Suede Shoes," Carl Perkins
"Mister Crackman" by Andrew McDonald
    a parody of "Mister Sandman," The Chordettes
"Good Friend Lincoln" by Invisible Boy
    a parody of "Hot Rod Lincoln," Commander Cody and the Lost Planet Airmen
"Tiny Bubbles" by Airfarcewon
    a parody of "Tiny Bubbles," Don Ho
"Fill a Dell Up with Free Porn" by John A. Barry
    a parody of "Philadelphia Freedom," Elton John
"It's Cows for Trevor" by Stan Hall
    a parody of "It's Now or Never," Elvis Presley
"Trucks" by Dylan Baranski
    a parody of "Cars," Gary Numan
"Grab A Masseuse" by Malcolm Higgins
    a parody of "Singin The Blues," Guy Mitchell
"Searchin For Clues" by Malcolm Higgins
    a parody of "Singin The Blues," Guy Mitchell
"She Was Beautiful...I Swear" by Kameron Chehraz
    a parody of "You're Beautiful," James Blunt
"The Perils Of Cheating" by the_conqueror_of_parodies
    a parody of "Shaddup You Face," Joe Dolce
"I'm Whig" by Rex Ungericht
    a parody of "I'm Free," Kenny Loggins
"KFC Specailty (Thank You Colonel Sanders)" by Sean Peters
    a parody of "Sweet Home Alabama," Lynyrd Skynyrd
"Antsy For Some Meat" by Alvin Rhodes
    a parody of "Dancing In The Street," Martha And The Vandellas
"Sex with Two Girls" by Tony Wiseguy
    a parody of "Best of Both Worlds," Miley Cyrus/Hannah Montana
"Inaccessible" by sagman44
    a parody of "Unforgettable," Nat King Cole
"Jay Is The Champion" by Sam Leno
    a parody of "We Are The Champion," Queen
"My Left Lapel's Askew" by John A. Barry
    a parody of "I Put a Spell on You," Screamin' Jay Hawkins
"Italians" by Guy DiRito
    a parody of "Asylum," Supertramp
"Inside My Weave" by DB
    a parody of "When You Believe," Whitney and Mariah

Misheard Lyrics Story:

"Kiss An Angel Good Morning," Charlie Pride
Misheard Lyrics:
You've got to kiss and make a good morning
Original Lyrics:
You've got to kiss an angel good mornin'.
Story about this misheard lyric by: julz421:
"Simply Irresistible," Robert Palmer
Misheard Lyrics:
She try to feel my testicle
Original Lyrics:
She's anything but typical
Story about this misheard lyric by: Harry:

Super Long Pop Songs:

"Ghost Love Score,"Nightwish - Length: 10:00
Longest song they made. Also, throughout the song they keep genre-switching. Symphonic Metal to New Age to Metal to New Age to Symphonic Metal.
Submitted by: Leila

Add a Letter To a Song Title:

"Hearth Of Glass" originally "Heart Of Glass" by Blondie
Quite a fragile hearth!
Courtney (about as bad as tennis elbow)
"Demotions" originally "Emotions" by Brenda Lee
Barry Amassa Tate
"Believer" originally "Believe" by Cher
I guess this is valid
poppy
"Hearth Of Gold" originally "Heart Of Gold" by Neil Young
Quite a costly hearth!
Courtney (about as bad as tennis elbow)
"Eggplanet" originally "Eggplant" by Train
Like a planet where eggs are especially abundant.
Erika Clarkson

Better Names for Current Songs:

"Savoring the Leek" is a better name for "Flavor of the Week" by American Hi-Fi
Submitted by: Kaylie L
"I Want Chinese" is a better name for "I Want Candy" by Bananarama
Submitted by: gccradioscience
"Calendar's Busy" is a better name for "Eleanor Rigby" by The Beatles
Submitted by: Jonathan S.
"You Make Love a Sad Game" is a better name for "You Give Love a Bad Name" by Bon Jovi
Submitted by: Kaylie L
"Diss Diss" is a better name for "Kiss Kiss" by Chris Brown
Submitted by: Kaylie L
"Just Like Hell" is a better name for "Just Like Heaven" by The Cure
Submitted by: Kaylie L
"I Don't Believe You Can Give Me Love" is a better name for "I Believe In A Thing Called Love" by The Darkness
Submitted by: Kaylie L
"On Christmas Eve" is a better name for "A Whole New World" by Disney's Aladdin
Submitted by: B.C.
"Horror Movies, Porn and Liquor" is a better name for "Blood, Sex and Booze" by Green Day
Submitted by: Lizzie
"Inject" is a better name for "Reject" by Green Day
Submitted by: Lizzie
"Sphinx" is a better name for "Jinx" by Green Day
Submitted by: Lizzie
"What a Couch" is a better name for "What a Grouch" by Green Day
Submitted by: Lizzie
"Thyme" is a better name for "Time" by Hootie and the Blowfish
Submitted by: Kaylie L
"Whorehouse" is a better name for "Your House" by Jimmy Eat World
Submitted by: Lizzie
"Plexiglass" is a better name for "Sexyback" by Justin Timberlake
Submitted by: Kaylie L
"Hola Adios" is a better name for "Hello Goodbye" by Live On Arrival
Submitted by: Kaylie L
"Dangerfield (A Rodney Dangerfield tribute)" is a better name for "Dangerous" by Michael Jackson
Submitted by: Sam Leno
"Please The Peasants" is a better name for "Serve The Servants" by Nirvana
Submitted by: Kaylie L
"Snippy" is a better name for "Sappy" by Nirvana
Submitted by: Kaylie L
"Can't Control My OCD" is a better name for "Can't Fight This Feeling" by REO Speedwagon
Submitted by: Larcen Tyler
"The Sound of Violence" is a better name for "The Sound of Silence" by Simon and Garfunkel
Submitted by: Kaylie L
"Flush" is a better name for "Plush" by Stone Temple Pilots
Submitted by: Kaylie L
"Gnome" is a better name for "Home" by Three Days Grace
Submitted by: Kaylie L

New Band Names:

Red November is a better name for Blue October
Becuz it ROX Submitted by: Cpt. Neeb

Performer Nick Names:

Alandra Begay known informally as: Joe Yun-yun. Submitted by: Alandra

Untapped Commercial Ideas:

Under The Sea by Disney's 'The Little Mermaid' used for Sea World Submitted by: Bryson

Duets Not Yet Performed:

50 Ways to Knock Wood On Your Lover
"50 Ways To Leave Your Lover," Paul Simon and "Knock On Wood," Amii Stewart
All right, the new title sounds iffish, but it works... - Submitted by: Brendan Richards
The Cruel Boys Of Summer
"Cruel Summer," Bananarama and "The Boys Of Summer," Don Henley
- Submitted by: Edward
He Was Really Saying Something Nasty
"He Was Really Saying Something," Bananarama and "Nasty," Janet Jackson
...and he got his mouth washed with soap. - Submitted by: Timmy O'Toole
Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Polkadot Bikini Girls With Machine Guns
"Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Polkadot Bikini," Brian Hyland and "Bikini Girls With Machine Guns," The Cramps
- Submitted by: Tiffany Furlong
Bikini Girls With Machine Guns Just Want To Have Fun
"Bikini Girls With Machine Guns," The Cramps and "Girls Just Want To Have Fun," Cyndi Lauper
Watch out! She's armed and dangerous! - Submitted by: crazydon
Why Should I Worry All Night Long?
"Why Should I Worry?," Disney's 'Oliver And Company' and "All Night Long," Lionel Richie
- Submitted by: Lee Rasiel
Zip-A-Dee-Do-Do-Do-Da-Da-Da
"De Do Do Do, De Da Da Da," The Police and "Zip-A-Dee-Doo-Dah," Disney's 'Song of the South'
- Submitted by: D. H. Nuts
If It Wasn't For The Bare Necessities
"If It Wasn't For The Nights," ABBA and "The Bare Necessities," Disney's 'The Jungle Book'
- Submitted by: anna
Don't Pull Your Love Under The Sea
"Don't Pull Your Love," Hamilton, Joe Frank And Reynolds and "Under The Sea," Disney's 'The Little Mermaid'
- Submitted by: Golden Oldie
All About Poor Unfortunate Souls
"All About Soul," Billy Joel and "Poor Unfortunate Souls," Disney's 'The Little Mermaid'
- Submitted by: Lee Rasiel
Russian Roulette Is A Wicked Game
"Wicked Game," Chris Isaak and "Russian Roulette," Tsunami Bomb
Indeed it is! - Submitted by: Liz

Bad Choices for On Hold Music:

"Knock On Wood," Amii Stewart Lumber Merchant Marv
"Beauty and the Beast," Disney's 'Beauty And The Beast' Any telephone dating service ^v^ RAAAAAAAAWWR! ^v^
"Cult Of Personality," Living Colour Anti-Cult Center Amelia

Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:

"What's Your Flavor?," Craig David
"Flavor of the Weak," American Hi-Fi
"Love Me Do," Beatles
"Nobody Loves Me Like You Do," Anne Murray
"Why Do I Keep Counting?," The Killers
"Another Sleepless Night," Anne Murray
"Will I See You Again?," Shadows Over Silence
"You Won't See Me," Anne Murray
"Invisible," Alison Moyet
"You Won't See Me," Anne Murray
"When Will I See You Again?," Three Degrees
"You Won't See Me," Anne Murray
"Somebody's Always Saying Goodbye," Anne Murray
"Sign Of The Times," Petula Clark
"I Never Told You What I Do For A Living," My Chemical Romance
"I Heard A Rumour," Bananarama
"I'm On Fire," Bruce Springsteen
"Whats It Like," Everlast
"What's It Like," Jagged Edge
"What It's Like," Everlast
"Help Me Rhonda," The Beach Boys
"Work," Jimmy Eat World Help me work, Rhonda!

Song Title Anagrams:

"Yeh, Snot" originally "Honsty," Billy Joel
Odd for a Billy Joel song.
Submitted by: hamburger123
"You Bloody Ovens" originally "Nobody Loves You," John Lennon
Submitted by: Josh
"Hot Derby Survey" originally "Everybody Hurts," R.E.M.
Submitted by: Josh
"It's My Wheat" originally "Stay With Me," Rod Stewart
Submitted by: Josh

Song Title Spoonerisms:

"O Yum, All Key Faithful" originally "O Come, All Ye Faithful" by Charlotte Church
Submitted by: Melanie Bianca Green

Insulting Lyrics:

"My Captivity By Savages" by Rasputina
The Insulting Lyrics:
"I clenched my long, graceful fingers into tight fists at my sides, and turning my head away, Laughed quietly to myself. (Ha ha ha!) If these human animals believed that they had captured a nubile and willing young white slave girl, they were sorely mistaken. "
Why They're Insulting:
Even though Iam not a native myself, I find it really disturbing to refer to them as "human animals" or "savages" as Rasputina states in these lyrics. In the entire song she describes herself as though she were the most "graceful" being only because of her different features when compared to those of the natives. It goes back to slavery and colonialism therefore it is considered racist which I hate. It also put natives as though they were the harm to the Europeans which I totally disagree for the natives were the prey of the Europeans.
Submitted by: Levia Vanderbilt
 
 
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