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This is everything that was reviewed and approved for amIright on March 17, 2008. These are not items submitted on March 17, 2008, but rather items that were reviewed that day by site editors.

Song Parodies:

"There Has a Louse in DC Been"" by Stan Hall
    a parody of "The House of the Rising Sun," The Animals
"Everything Goth" by Rachel
    a parody of "Fabulous," Ashley Tisdale
"Ringtone" by Krissy
    a parody of "Girlfriend," Avril Laghvine
"Lagniappe" by John A. Barry
    a parody of "Get Back," Beatles
"Burl (Ives)" by Alvin Rhodes
    a parody of "Girl," The Beatles
"Annoyance To Man (Star Trek Q's theme song)" by Doug Baseball
    a parody of "Innocent Man," Billy Joel
"I'm Gonna Throw A Fit (Terrible Twos theme song)" by Doug Baseball
    a parody of "Achy Breaky Heart," Billy Ray Cyrus
"Paint Drops Keep Falling In My Hair" by Malcolm Higgins
    a parody of "Raindrops Keep Fallin On My Head," B.J Thomas
"Quickity Quick! (Pogo stick!)" by Jason
    a parody of "Yakety Yak," The Coasters
"You Wait A Long Time" by Ty Bow
    a parody of "Bad Day," Daniel Powter
"Calgon Take Me Away" by Stephen J. Blevins
    a parody of "Cowboy Take Me Away," Dixie Chicks
"He Teared Their Skin Wide" by Guy DiRito
    a parody of "American Pie," Don McLean
"Gal Gave Shiner 'cause I'm Boorish" by John A. Barry
    a parody of "Carolina in the Morning," Ella Fitzgerald
"SMD" by SMD
    a parody of "Marshall Mathers," Eminem
"Tonto Pants This Evening" by Stan Hall
    a parody of "Some Enchanted Evening," Ezio Pinza (in "South Pacific")
"I'm Governor, I'm Spitz" by Brandi Williams
    a parody of "My Moon, My Man," Feist
"Inaugural Prayer" by Melanie Lee
    a parody of "Sabbath Prayer," Fiddler on the Roof
"Tray of Lunch Meat" by John A. Barry
    a parody of "Say You Love Me," Fleetwood Mac
"Tipsy" by the_conqueror_of_parodies
    a parody of "Gypsy," Fleetwood Mac
"Sharp Cheese" by John A. Barry
    a parody of "Sherry," Frankie Valli and the Four Seasons
"Love and Hookers" by Max Power
    a parody of "Love and Marriage," Frank Sinatra
"There Was A Very Scary Bum In The Sanitarium" by Airfarcewon
    a parody of "I Am The Very Model Of A Modern Major General," Gilbert And Sullivan
"American Deviant" by Dennis
    a parody of "American Idiot," Green Day
"Carrion: Fav'rite Lunch" by John A. Barry
    a parody of "Carry On, Wayward Son," Kansas
"Crust on My Chin" by John A. Barry
    a parody of "Dust in the Wind," Kansas
"Feral Child" by Sara Nicholas
    a parody of "Freak On A Leash," Korn
"Emo Fans" by MoonCheese
    a parody of "Teenagers," My Chemical Romance
"This Is My Life Goes" by Shortyc
    a parody of "How You Remind Me," Nickel Back
"Mister Spitzer" by Malcolm Higgins
    a parody of "Sister Christian," Night Ranger
"Jello " by Cody Slusher
    a parody of "Hello Hello Hello," The Oh Boyz
"Jello " by Cody Slusher
    a parody of "Hello Hello Hello," Oh Boyz
"Cam-U-El" by Dennis
    a parody of "Dragula," Rob Zombie
"Clarissa Explains It All" by Tokusou Sentai Blessranger
    a parody of "Winner Takes It All," Sammy Hagar
"Sometimes It's Jellied Food" by John A. Barry
    a parody of "I Put a Spell on You," Screamin' Jay Hawkins
"John A. Barry Is Cool" by Jason
    a parody of "I Put A Spell On You," Screamin' Jay Hawkins
"Love Poachin', but There's Fines" by John A. Barry
    a parody of "Love Potion Number Nine," Searchers
"You're Annoying" by Matthias
    a parody of "It Wasn't Me," Shaggy
"Implants and Puffed-up Lips" by McKludge
    a parody of "Incense and Peppermints," Strawberry Alarm Clock
"Bye-bye, Bushie" by Stan Hall
    a parody of "Bye Bye Birdie," Susan Watson (B'way cast)
"We Gather Together" by Invisible Boy
    a parody of "We Gather Together," Traditional
"Spitzer's Big Blunder" by Martha Hankins
    a parody of "Werewolves of London," Warren Zevon
"iCarly" by Tokusou Sentai Blessranger
    a parody of "Virus Alert," Weird Al Yankovic
"Right-Wing Missy" by Stan Hall
    a parody of "Pinball Wizard," The Who

Song Parody Recordings:

Mar 17 "Do You Really Want To Burn Me?" by Matthias a parody of "Do You Really Want To Hurt Me?" by Culture Club (Boy George)
A song told from the accused in the Salem Witch Trials Badave.com: (Magical Media) (Comments)
Mar 17 "Broken" by Below Average Dave a parody of "Frozen" by Madonna
Wanna hear about a dip stick? Well here's a parody of "Frozen" by Madonna to explain just how much of a dip stick a dip stick can be. badave.com: (mp3) (Comments)

Misheard Lyrics Story:

"Gloom, Dispair and Agony On Me," The Cast Of 'Hee Haw'
Misheard Lyrics:
Whom dispaired this agony on me.
Original Lyrics:
Gloom, dispair and agony on me.
Story about this misheard lyric by: Brian Night:

Celebrities Who Sing:

"Gimmie Shelter with Hawkwind" She sounds very good on this remake of the Rolling Stones "Gimmie Shelter". - Wade Brock

Singers Who Act:

Roger Daltery
"Infomercial for a rock and roll album collection." It is kind of sad to see this. - Wade Brock

Song Lawsuits:

"Hawkwind" by Hawkwind
Founding members David Brock and Nik Turner had a court battle over the band's name Hawkwind. Dave Brock stated that he came up with the name deriving it from mythology. Nik Turner stated that it was a nickname given to him because his nose was like that of a beak, and he had tremendous flatulence, causing someone to call him Hawkwind, and he therefore name the band. I go with Dave Brock in every way. He is Hawkwind.
Submitted by: Wade Brock

Add a Letter To a Song Title:

"Four Worlds to Choke Upon" originally "Four Words to Choke Upon" by Bullet For My Valentine
Erika Clarkson
"Hero Ghost In The Fog" originally "Her Ghost In The Fog" by Cradle Of Filth
Erika Clarkson
"Her Ghost In The Frog" originally "Her Ghost In The Fog" by Cradle of Filth
Joshua Graham
"Chain Redaction" originally "Chain Reaction" by Diana Ross
Redaction, as in an edited version of something.
Tiffany Llewellyn-Affit
"Psychotic Redaction" originally "Psychotic Reaction" by Five Court
Redaction, as in an edited version of something.
Tiffany Llewellyn-Affit
"Snails For Breakfast, Tacks For Snacks" originally "Nails For Breakfast, Tacks For Snacks" by Panic! At The Disco
Jamie Burke

Untapped Commercial Ideas:

Duality by Slipknot used for Bipolar Medication Submitted by: tictacs941
Before I Forget by Slipknot used for Alzheimer's PSA Submitted by: Heavy T
Wait And Bleed by Slipknot used for Plasters Submitted by: ApocolypseME
Spit It Out by Slipknot used for Mouthwash Submitted by: (sic)minded
Wait And Bleed by Slipknot used for Suicide Hotline Submitted by: Possession

Duets Not Yet Performed:

The Mob Goes Wild In The Streets
"The Mob Goes Wild," Clutch and "Wild In The Streets," Circle Jerks
Call the cops!!! - Submitted by: Taylor
Working For The 7 Day Weekend
"Working For The Weekend," Loverboy and "7 Day Weekend," Elvis Costello and Jimmy Cliff
What would be the point in that??? - Submitted by: together
Don't You Touch Me
"Don't You (Forget About Me)," Simple Minds and "Touch Me," Samantha Fox
- Submitted by: Larcen Tyler
Hurt Me So Good (But The Pants Stay On)
"Hurt Me (But The Pants Stay On)," Samantha Fox and "Hurts So Good," John Cougar Mellencamp
What's in those pants? Glue?!! - Submitted by: rocky
Remember The Nameless
"Remember The Name," Fort Minor and "The Nameless," Slipknot
- Submitted by: None
This Is The New S***, People
"This Is The New S***," Marilyn Manson and "People = S***," Slipknot
...makes sense i guess - Submitted by: wot duz 'your name' mean?
People Hate Me But People = S***
"People Hate Me," Murderdolls and "People = S***," slipknot
very true.... - Submitted by: wot duz 'your name' mean?
Falling Away From My Plague
"Falling Away From Me," Korn and "My Plague," Slipknot
- Submitted by: Herb Forsberg
Wait And Bleed, Creep
"Creep," Radiohead and "Wait and Bleed," Slipknot
- Submitted by: Ponchoman
I Love To Wait And Bleed
"I Love To Say F**k," Murderdolls and "Wait And Bleed," SlipKnoT
Okay. That doesn't sound suicidal at all. - Submitted by: *Urban*
Both Eyeless And Blind
"Blind," KoRn and "Eyeless," Slipknot
- Submitted by: paget
Before I Forget School's Out
"Before I Forget," Slipknot and "School's Out," Alice Cooper
- Submitted by: weird kid106
Before I Forget To Bring Me To Life
"Before I Forget," Slipknot and "Bring Me To Life," Evanescence
it will be seriously rock - Submitted by: Worawat
Before I Fire It Up
"Before I Forget," Slipknot and "Fire It Up," Black Label Society
- Submitted by: Penor
Wait And Bleed In The Closet
"Wait And Bleed," Slipknot and "In The Closet," Michael Jackson
- Submitted by: ICP4EVER
Starbucks = S***
"People = S***," Slipknot and "Starbucks," A
I like my coffee, but Starbucks coffee sucks monkey a**, dudes! - Submitted by: BobyBird 7:18
Life=Beautiful S***
"People=S***," Slipknot and "Life Is Beautiful," NOA
- Submitted by: Mekkanik
Black Sabbath=S***
"People=S***," Slipknot and "Black Sabbath," Black Sabbath
I don't mean it!! - Submitted by: Mekkanik
Soylent Green=People
"People=Shit," Slipknot and "Soylent Green," Wumpscut
- Submitted by: Mekkanik
People = Whatever
"People = $#!+," Slipknot and "The United States of Whatever," Liam Lynch
- Submitted by: AstroRage
People + Christianity = Stupid
"People = S***," Slipknot and "Christianity Is Stupid," Negativland
Much better than making fun of religion. - Submitted by: DJKaito

Bad Choices for On Hold Music:

"4 Words To Choke Upon," Bullet For My Valentine Heimlich Maneuver Instruction Hotline whatever i put in this little box
"Scream Aim Fire," Bullet For My Valentine Army Recruiter Sean
"All These Things I Hate," Bullet For My Valentine KKK Tessa
"Going Blind," Bullets and Octane Opticians Bobby Bob
"Everything Ends," Slipknot Suicide Prevention Hotline Fbug
"Before I Forget," Slipknot Alzheimer's Care Home Hodan
"I Am Hated," Slipknot Self-Esteem Groups Diddims
"The Heretic Anthem," Slipknot Any Church da
"Wait And Bleed," Slipknot Mental Hospital heather
"People = S***," Slipknot Anger Management Hotline kat tara
"My Plague," Slipknot Hospital steven
"Eyeless," Slipknot Association For The Blind ficticious
"I Am Hated," Slipknot Osama Bin Laden's answerphone Resurrected
"Wait And Bleed," Slipknot Hospital (sic)
"People = S***," Slipknot Church/Pregnancy Clinic alfie

Song Title Anagrams:

"No, Lisa" originally "Alison," Elvis Costello
Submitted by: Regina Haniger
"Aching Scars" originally "Chasing Cars," Snow Patrol
Submitted by: Regina Haniger

Song Title Spoonerisms:

"Younger Of The Hung." originally "Hunger Of The Young." by Attack In Black.
HILARIOUS.
Submitted by: Salex.

Repetitive Lyrics:

"P.Y.T. (Pretty Young Thing)" by Michael Jackson
The Repetitive Lyrics:
I want to love you P.Y.T.
Pretty young thing.
You need some lovin T.L.C.
Pretty young thing.
I want to love you P.Y.T.
Pretty young thing
and I'll take you there
anywhere you want to go.
Why They're Repetitive:
After a few times the lyrics seem to loose their affect of being in the mood to bump and grind.
Submitted by: Celeste

Dirty Lyrics:

"Love In an Elevator" by Aerosmith
The Dirty Lyrics:
Love in an elevator Livin' it up till I'm goin' down
Why They're Dirty:
Actually, it's love IN an elevator, but it's still dirty. I can certainly guess what's going on in there.
Submitted by: Amanda
"Blindfold Me" by Kelis featuring Nas
The Dirty Lyrics:
When he want it he blindfolds me
Then I get sexy on him, get sexy on him, like
Why They're Dirty:
Another Kelis/Nas fetishist collabo, this one being about BDSM-esque blindfolding.
Submitted by: xxxpress

Boasts in Song Lyrics:

"My Name Is" by Eminem
The Boasting Lyrics:
99% of my life I was lied to
I found out my mom does
more dope than I do
Comments:
I don't really think that's anything to be proud of.
Submitted by: Celeste

Songs That Open With Their Titles:

"The Heat Is On" by Glenn Frey
Opening Lines:
The heat is on. It's on the street.
Comments:
Submitted by: Brian Kelly

Scary Song Lyrics:

"Oh Dana" by Big Star
The Lyrics:
I rather shoot a woman than a man
Why:
To be unscary, they'd have to rather not shoot anybody!
Submitted by: Stephanie Craddock

Real Places Mentioned in Songs:

"Front Row" by Alanis Morissette
The Lyrics:
you live in new jersey
Why:
new jersey is a real place in america.
Submitted by: Mattias
"You Know I'm No Good" by Amy Winehouse
The Lyrics:
Sweet reunion, Jamaica and Spain
Why:
Jamaica and Spain. I just don't know how these two countries are related to each other and what they have to do with the fact Ms. Winehouse is no good.
Submitted by: xxxpress
"The Bad Touch" by Bloodhound Gang
The Lyrics:
I want you smothered want you covered like my Waffle House hashbrowns
Why:
Waffle House restaurant chain
Submitted by: Alex
"The Bad Touch" by Bloodhound Gang
The Lyrics:
Sweat baby sweat baby s*x is a Texas drought
Why:
Texas
Submitted by: Alex
"Wake Up" by Hilary Duff
The Lyrics:
Could be New York
Maybe Hollywood and Vine
London, Paris, maybe Tokyo
Why:
New York, Hollywood and Vine (the intersection of Hollywood Boulevard and Vine Street, two streets in Hollywood, Los Angeles), London, Paris, and Tokyo.
Submitted by: xxxpress
"Bucky Done Gun" by M.I.A.
The Lyrics:
London, quiet down I need to make a sound
New York, quiet down I need to make a sound
Kingston, quiet down I need to make a sound
Brazil, quiet down I need to make sound
Why:
London, New York, Kingston (the capital of Jamaica), and Brazil.
Submitted by: xxxpress
"California (Theme from 'The OC')" by Phantom Planet
The Lyrics:
California, here we come
Right back where we started from
Why:
The television series 'The OC' is set in Orange County, California.
Submitted by: Stompgal
"Around the World" by Red Hot Chili Peppers
The Lyrics:
'Cause I'm down for
The state of Pennsylvania

I try not to whine
But I must warn ya
'Bout the girls
From California

Alabama baby
Said hallelujah

I've been around the world
Back from Bombay

Yes I could
In the woods of Wisconsin

As they do when
When they do in Sicily

You and me girl
Sittin' in the Swiss mountains

Freer than a bird
'Cause we're rockin' Ohio

Mother Russia do not suffer
Why:
Pennsylvania, California, Alabama, Bombay (now Mumbai), Wisconsin, Sicily, Switzerland, Ohio, Russia
Submitted by: Alex

Upbeat Songs With Depressing Lyrics:

"Let Down" by Radiohead
The Lyrics:
The emptiest of feelings
Disappointed people, clinging on to bottles,
And when it comes it's so, so, disappointing.

Let down and hanging around,
Crushed like a bug in the ground.
Let down and hanging around.

[...]
One day, I'm gonna grow wings,
A chemical reaction,
Hysterical and useless
Hysterical and

Let down and hanging around,
Crushed like a bug in the ground.
Let down and hanging around.
Why:
The musical arrangement is ethereal and upbeat, but close analysis reveals the lyrics are a horrible bummer. Same case with "No Surprises".
Submitted by: Chris

Music Quotes:

The Cure
I don't have anything to say, so let's get on with it...
- Robert Smith [Heard in concert, 30/11/96]

The Cure, is the kind of band that wanders in and out of the mainstream's gaze.
- Robert Smith - The Boston Globe 1997

You know, the Internets made us more aware of what people think about us.
- Robert Smith - From Australian Radio 3RRR 20/10/00

I'd rather spend my time looking at the sky than listening to Whitney Houston.
- Robert Smith

...I mean there's a Holy Grail for Cure fans which has always been the Disintegration tour of 1989 and I was quite shocked to find that as we were going along this year the internet reviews were getting more and more glowing. They've reached the giddy heights of 'as-good-as-or-if-not-better-than-the-Disintegration-tour'. There's no higher accolade from Cure fans than that. It's been great. [Referring to the Dream Tour 2000]
- Robert Smith X-Press Magazine 9/00

You don't really know a song until you play it live.
- Robert Smith

That we truly were an alternative group.
- Robert Smith [Referring to what should be on his epitaph]

I think we're in the Top 10 most bootlegged bands in history according to a web-poll. Pretty much every show we ever do is bootlegged, but it�'s very rare that one is of good enough quality to be listened to by anything other than the most fanatical people though I suppose only fanatical people buy bootlegs.
- Robert Smith - X-Press Magazine 9/00

It has nothing to do with me if there's a lot of bootlegs of the Cure; I've never objected to them, no-one's ever had their tape recorder confiscated at a Cure show, it doesn't bother me in the slightest.
- Robert Smith

The atmosphere at the end was incredible, it was so bad. They all thought it was commercial suicide. This was one of my blackest moments. I thought it was my masterpiece, and they thought it was shit. They'd turned up expecting Kiss Me Part 2, and they got Pornography Part 2.
- Robert Smith Uncut 1/2/00 [Referring to the moment the band unveiled the finished Disintegration to their record company-the record company was wrong - Disintegration was on the music charts for 55 weeks]

Seeing someone f**k a monkey doesn't particulary shock me. I get much more shocked by someone attacking someone else for doing it.
- Robert Smith [Referring to his views on pornography]

...even if they [the fans] think some of the early singles are lightweight or they want you to go back to something you did three albums ago, they're still prepared to stick with the group because they know that I'm writing songs and recording them not to be famous, but because I want to.
- Robert Smith - Addicted To Noise '97

It's a bit of a crass generalization, but people whose favorite Cure albums are Pornography and Disintegration are generally more alert and have thought about things.
- Robert Smith

This is one of three classic Cure albums [Bloodflowers]. I accept now that The Cure have a sound, and this album is the sound of The Cure. The difference is, now I like the idea, I like the fact that you know it's The Cure within 30 seconds of it starting. It's a testament to what we've achieved.
- Robert Smith Uncut 1/2/00

We wouldn't have been able to handle the fame if it would've hit us all of the sudden. When I was young I always dreamed of having a group that was adored by few and ignored by the rest of the world, like Nick Drake. Fortunately, when we became famous, I had no time to reflect upon anything anymore.
- Robert Smith De Standaard 16/11/01

It's been the most enjoyable Cure tour I've ever done. I think that's probably because we've been playing songs that I really like, the side of The Cure that I really prefer live, which is the darker side. [Referring to the Dream Tour set lists]
- Robert Smith X-Press Magazine 9/00

There are countries where the organizers don't know what they're doing or what's going on - but I wouldn't name Italy and Spain!
- Robert Smith

We started off the tour [swing tour] in Britain and the difference is quite stunning between the audience there and over here [U.S.]. I mean, they're so loud over here, I've forgotten how...keen everyone is to having a good time in America.
- Robert Smith - Radio station KROQ 1995

...but what we do I think attracts a certain type of person. I don't think age has much to do with it, you either get into it or you don't. You could be 16 or 60 and you're either gonna like us or not depending on your sensibilities..
- Robert Smith X-Press Magazine 9/00

[After listening to old tapes for The Greatest Hits Album] I realized we have been playing 'Let's Go To Bed' wrong since it has been released. The bassline has been played wrong for almost 20 years. I still haven't got round to telling them. [the band] 
- Robert Smith - JAM! Showbiz 11/01

I hardly ever listen to any of our old stuff now. Once the songs have been recorded and put on to vinyl they become someone else's entertainment, not mine.
- Robert Smith

...soon I started to buy records on my pocket money; the first one was Bowie's Ziggy Stardust. And the first concert I attended was Hendrix on the Isle of Wright; I was 10.
- Robert Smith -Les Inrockuptibles 28/10/97

Jimi Hendrix changed my life. Each generation influences the following one and as a consequence brings it back to the past... [Referring to the influence The Cure purportedly has had on young English bands]
- Robert Smith- L'Express 2/00

I became an adult in an extreme way. I was recently sorting some old photographs and I found another Robert Smith wearing make-up, charicatural and aggressive. I didn't invent this character: he escaped from me. My anger is still the same, but I make it positive.
- Robert Smith - L'Express 2/00

Mary has been the great influence in my life, the rock that stays strong when I lose my head. She noticed, for example that I become aggressive and unfriendly when I cut my hair. So I make it long. Mary is very maternal with me. And very, very tolerant.
- Robert Smith

[Referring to his passion for music] It's not always easy to cope with it. I realize I'm still with Mary just because she has always been so incredibly tolerant with this fire that moves me. I only live for my music, the rest is of no importance.
- Robert Smith

Refusing to grow up is like refusing to accept your limitations. That's why I don't think we'll ever grow up.
- Robert Smith - Melody Maker 7/3/92

I do a job I really, really love and I kind of have fun with. People think you can't be grown up unless you're moaning about your job.
- Robert Smith

...there have been very few virtuosos in the history of the group, but there have been a lot of really nice people. The Cure backstage is a notoriously fun-filled zone.
- Robert Smith - From Jam TV

If any of our songs ever did make it on the top ten, I'd disband the group immediately.
- Robert Smith
I'm in my 40s now, and I found I was having to go to people who are in their 30s to ask their permission to do things, and that cannot be right. [on one of the reasons why the band has left its record label]
- Robert Smith

We [the Cure] are supposed to be very mysterious, reading French Romantic poetry by candlelight.
- Robert Smith - The Age - Melbourne Online 2/11/97

I've had enough of being perceived as a doomy Goth casualty.
- Robert Smith

The Press try to categorize me a 'gloom-and-doom' singer. But, take a look at Morrissey! That man's a professional moaner!
- Robert Smith
I've always spent more time with a smile on my face than not, but the thing is, I don't write about it.
- Robert Smith - Rolling Stone 1997

I don't think of death in a romantic way anymore.
- Robert Smith - L'Express 2/00

I was 21, but I felt really old. I actually felt older than I do now. I had absolutely no hope for the future. I felt life was pointless. I had no faith in anything. I just didn�'t see there was much point in continuing with life. In the next two years, I genuinely felt that I wasn�'t going to be alive for much longer. I tried particularly hard to make sure I wasn't.
- Robert Smith - Uncut 1/2/00

[Referring to WMS lower than expected record sales and concert attendance] I'm not going to worry about the Cure slipping down into the second division; it doesn't bother me because I never expected to be in the first division anyway. [A soccer reference]
- Robert Smith - Alternative Press

You can't drink on an eight hour flight, pass out, and then go onstage...well you can, but then you're Spandau Ballet.
- Robert Smith

I think the rock'n'roll myth of living on the edge is a pile of crap.
- Robert Smith - Spin Magazine 7/87

I go off-roading occasionally, drunkenly at night across fields.
- Robert Smith

I never wanted to be the personality of the group. When I was with the Banshees, I was only a guitarist, and it's great being just that. What happens with this group is that the others don't talk, only when they're drunk. Well, Roger speaks all the time, but what happens is he just speaks stupidities. I hope nobody translates this interview to English. Roger, I'm sorry, I didn't want to say that. [laughs]
- Robert Smith - De Standaard 16/11/01 (Belgium Newspaper)

There is a reason for me always shoe-gazing. I simply can't look into the eyes of several thousand people.
- Robert Smith - Article by Jane Stevenson, Toronto Sun

If I didn't wear make-up I couldn't get on stage. I'd be much too self conscious.
- Robert Smith

Sometimes I'll get to the end of a song, open my eyes and there's all these faces peering at me. It's quite horrifying.
- Robert Smith
There's no hope of me becoming completely relaxed on stage. If I did, I'd sit down and doze off.
- Robert Smith

I wake up and look at myself and think, 'yuck!
- Robert Smith - MTV

Nobody notices me. Nobody thinks I'm me. But then I look less like me than most of the people coming to our concerts.
- Robert Smith

I'm big in the uncle department...I like having kids for weekends...I just like taking them out and teaching them bad tricks...I hate the idea of being a dad. I'm too undisciplined and too selfish to be a father.
- Robert Smith - From Jam TV

A couple of years ago, we went to Eurodisney. That too was bearable, although it was a bit weird when Mickey Mouse came to ask for an autograph.
- Robert Smith

When we started I wasn't the singer. I was the drunk rhythm guitarist who wrote all these weird songs.
- Robert Smith

I actually listen to a lot of instrumental music at home because I find myself criticizing lyrics. I hear something interesting and the intro sounds really good and then here come the lyrics and I think, 'Oh f * * k!'
- Robert Smith

I honestly don't class myself as a songwriter. I've got 'musician' written on my passport. That's even funnier.
- Robert Smith - The Hit 21/9/85

Each time I play a song it seems more real.
- Robert Smith

I never answer if someone knocks on my door and only the band and my manager have my phone number. In any case my phone doesn't ring so I never notice it. I occasionally just walk past and pick it up to see if anyone's there.
- Robert Smith
I hate Madonna! She looks like she stinks!
- Robert Smith

What I really had against Lol, is that he had taken away more than a year of my time...our argument puts a shadow over my life.[Speaking about the former band member, Laurence Tolhurst court case against him that Robert eventually won]
- Robert Smith De Standaard - 16/11/01 (Belgium Newspaper)

[Robert Smith referring to some of his favorite songs]<
Faith: I don't think I'll ever write a song that'll ever move me as much as Faith, that'll change my life as much as that song did, or encapsulates a period of my life as well as that one does.
Just Like Heaven: The best pop song the Cure has ever done. All the sounds meshed, it was one take, and it was perfect. I love Dinosaur Jr.'s version of the song, and they've influenced how we play it.
A Forest: The archetypal Cure sound, it was probably the turning point when people started listening to the group and thinking we could achieve something, including me.
- Robert Smith - Chicago Tribune 12/7/92

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