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This is everything that was reviewed and approved for amIright on March 14, 2008. These are not items submitted on March 14, 2008, but rather items that were reviewed that day by site editors.
Song Parodies:
"Dave Letterman" by Jay Leno (Yes, THAT Jay Leno)
a parody of "Cruella De Vil," Selena Gomez
a parody of "Cruella De Vil," Selena Gomez
"You Don't Love Fat Boys " by Cody Slusher
a parody of "You Don't Love Me Anymore," Weird Al Yankovic
a parody of "You Don't Love Me Anymore," Weird Al Yankovic
Song Parody Recordings:
The Governor of New York got caught with his hand in the cookie jar...I think that's her name.
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Songs That Are Banned:
"Urban Guerilla," Hawkwind
This song by Hawkwind was banned in the mid-seventies because of the rash of violence in Ireland. The song speaks of making bombs in your cellar.
Submitted by: Eric Brock
Better Off Solo:
"Lemmy Kilminster"
Lemmy went on to start "Motorhead". A quintessential heavy metal band. Lemmy said after being fired, "I was happy to be sacked from Hawkwind, they didn't have any bollocks anyhow."- Wade Brock
Super Long Pop Songs:
"You Shouldn't Do That,"Hawkwind - Length: 21 Minutes
This song is off of the "Master's Of The Universe" album. It is a psychedelic jam. Most of the album is just like that, with the exceptions of two acoustic songs written and performed by Dave Brock
Submitted by: Wade Brock
"Live at the BBC (Transcription),"Ozric Tentacles - Length: 53 minutes and 12 seconds
A very long improvisational jam by the kings of "space rock".
Submitted by: Wade Brock
"Pigs,"Pink Floyd - Length: 17 minutes and 13 seconds
This song from Animals is a great song. The album is tremendous. Written entirely by Roger Waters. It goes to show his lyrical skill. "Echoes" from "Meddle" is another legnthy Floyd song.
Submitted by: Wade Brock
"Father's Shout,"Pink Floyd - Length: 23 minutes and 42 seconds
This is a cut from "Atom Heart Mother", a greatly unlistened Floyd album.
Submitted by: Wade Brock
"Atom Heart Mother Suite,"Pink Floyd - Length: 23 minutes and 44 seconds
This is an (in my opinion) a greatly under estimated Pink Floyd song. The entire album shows the band transformation from the super psychdelic band to the clean, sharp, well versed band we all love.
Submitted by: Wade Brock
"Pigs On the Wing (Parts One and Two),"Pink Floyd - Length: About 15 Minutes
The album version(s) of this song are divided into two parts. There is howevera version of the song where both parts are combined by a nice David Gilmoure guitar solo.
Submitted by: Wade Brock
"Phase 4,"Porcupine Tree - Length: 20 minutes and 45 seconds
The band "Porcupine Tree" released this song as track number four on the album "Voyage 34". Quite a bit of this band's music (songs) are very legnthy. They are a great band in this day and time of really a lot of pop-garbage.
Submitted by: Wade Brock
"Hemispheres,"Rush - Length: 19 minutes and 7 seconds
A great song and album. Rush is one of those bands I have always liked, I don't play them much, but when I do it is a good thing.
Submitted by: Wade Brock
"Monster,"Steppenwolf - Length: 9:15
Known as "Monster/Suicide/America", this song is a psychedelic point-of-view about America. It still speaks out today!
Submitted by: Paul Warren
"Sister Ray,"Velvet Underground - Length: 19 minutes and 31 seconds
A great song by a great band. This is one of my favorite songs by the Velvet Underground.
Submitted by: Wade Brock
Super Short Pop Songs:
"I Like Food," Descendants - Length: 13 seconds
A short song from the 80's semi-punk band.
Submitted by: Wade Brock
"Slit My Wrists," D.R.I. (Dirty Rotten Imbeciles) - Length: 28 seconds
A short song from the 80's punk band.
Submitted by: Wade Brock
"Dissentigration," Hawkwind - Length: About 10 Seconds
The song says "You Have to Get Into It, If you Want to Get Out of It (3 Times).
Submitted by: Wade Brock
"Tentacles of Earpmind," Ozric Tentacles - Length: 36 seconds
A very short song from a UK psychedelic band known for its long improvisational jams.
Submitted by: Wade Brock
New Career:
"Charlie Watts"
"Just received docotrate in Physics."
Although still playing with the Rolling Stones, drummer Charlie Watts just finished receiving his doctorate in Physics. - Wade Brock
"Just received docotrate in Physics."
Although still playing with the Rolling Stones, drummer Charlie Watts just finished receiving his doctorate in Physics. - Wade Brock
Former Career:
Ozzy Ozborne
"He was a plumber."Before Black Sabbath, John "Ozzy" Ozborne was a plumber. - Wade Brock
"He was a plumber."Before Black Sabbath, John "Ozzy" Ozborne was a plumber. - Wade Brock
Add a Letter To a Song Title:
"Happiness is a Warm Bun" originally "Happiness is a Warm Gun" by The Beatles
Yum, yum, chew, chew!
Josh
"Clips to Find You" originally "Lips To Find You" by Teena Marie
Lucinda Blair
"Lisps to Find You" originally "Lips To Find You" by Teena Marie
Lucinda Blair
Untapped Commercial Ideas:
Nobody Wins by Radney Foster used for Divorce Lawyer Submitted by: Ed
Uncle John From Jamaica by Vengaboys used for Cheap Foreign Phone Calls/Jamaican Holidays Submitted by: funkiest_homosapien
Duets Not Yet Performed:
Hey Stoopid, Wise Up
"Hey, Stoopid," Alice Cooper and "Wise Up," Aimee Mann- Submitted by: sherock
Papa's Got A Brand New Love In A Vacuum Bag
"Papa's Got A Brand New Bag," James Brown and "Love In A Vacuum," Aimee Mann- Submitted by: Hed Automatican
Waiting To Catch A Falling Star
"Waiting For A Star To Fall," Boys Meets Girl and "Catch A Falling Star," Perry Como- Submitted by: oldsongs
Foggy Mountain Breakdown In The Willow Garden
"Foggy Mountain Breakdown," Flatt & Scruggs and "Down In The Willow Garden," The Everly Brothers- Submitted by: crazydon
Surfin' Echo Beach
"Echo Beach," Martha And The Muffins and "Surfin' USA," The Beach BoysWhy not? - Submitted by: Dantana
Where's Captain Kirk? Palo Alto, California
"Where's Captain Kirk?," Spizzenergi and "Palo Alto/California," Radiohead/Joni MitchellWhat's HE doing in town? - Submitted by: Raphael
God Bless Palo Alto, California, U.S.A.
"God Bless The U.s.a.," Lee Greenwood and "Palo Alto/California," Radiohead/Joni MitchellBecause it's the best in the West! - Submitted by: Raphaël Bivas
American Sugar Cream Pie
"Sugar/Cream," System of a Down/Prince and "American Pie," Don McLean (covered by Madonna)- Submitted by: rocky
Sugar Cream Cherry Pie
"Sugar/Cream," System of a Down/Prince and "Cherry Pie," Warrant- Submitted by: rocky
Sugar Cream Custard Pie
"Sugar/Cream," System of a Down/Prince and "Custard Pie," Led ZeppelinThat would be tasty. - Submitted by: rocky
Baby Got Back From Jamaica!
"Uncle John From Jamaica," Vengaboys and "Baby Got Back," Sir Mix-a-LotReally? I didn't notice she'd left. - Submitted by: Damolisher
Bad Choices for On Hold Music:
"You Can't Be Missed If You Never Go Away," Cobra Starship Funeral Home or Travel Agency MandaRuth-a-licious
"Snakes On A Plane (Bring It)," Cobra Starship Any Major City Airport BulldozerBegins
"Nobody Wins," Radney Foster Divorce Lawyer Ed
"Love Potion #9," The Searchers Divorce court/lawyer Jeffrey Hope
"Needles And Pins," The Searchers Acupuncture Clinic XRaySpecks
"Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom," Vengaboys Sex Addiction Hotline Jared
Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:
"What Time Is It?," High School Musical Cast
"Summertime," Porgy & Bess
"Summertime," Porgy & Bess
"When Will I See You Again?," The Three Degrees
"We Will Meet Again In Honolulu," James Melton I asked when, not where!
"We Will Meet Again In Honolulu," James Melton I asked when, not where!
"When Will I See You Again?," Three Degrees
"Not Now," Blink 182 kinda of weird how that works out eh?
"Not Now," Blink 182 kinda of weird how that works out eh?
"When Will I See You Again?," The Three Degrees
"When Something Is Wrong With My Baby," Sam and Dave What the pediatrician asked...
"When Something Is Wrong With My Baby," Sam and Dave What the pediatrician asked...
"When Will I See You Again," The Three Degrees
"I Don't Want to See You Again," Peter & Gordon It's definitely over!
"I Don't Want to See You Again," Peter & Gordon It's definitely over!
"When Will I See You Again," The Three Degrees
"Never My Love," The Association You mean it's over?!?!?!?!?
"Never My Love," The Association You mean it's over?!?!?!?!?
Vain Songs:
Cobra Starship"The Church Of Hot Addiction"
"You gotta get the Cobra Bless now..." :] - MoeDollaz
"You gotta get the Cobra Bless now..." :] - MoeDollaz
Cobra Starship"The Church Of Hot Addiction"
"G-A-B-E gonna get you high-" Gabe Saporta is the singer. Then he sings "My light is electric," to which I say... mine is too. Ha. - MoeDollaz
"G-A-B-E gonna get you high-" Gabe Saporta is the singer. Then he sings "My light is electric," to which I say... mine is too. Ha. - MoeDollaz
Song Title Space Change:
"Well, Come to the Uni Verse" originally "Welcome to the Universe," 30 Seconds To Mars
Submitted by: Lizzie
"End of the Beg Inning" originally "End of the Beginning," 30 Seconds To Mars
Submitted by: Lizzie
"Bull Sin Brook Linn" originally "Bulls In Brooklyn," The Academy Is...
Submitted by: Lizzie
"Pledge Resist Ants" originally "Pledge Resistance," Aiden
Submitted by: Lizzie
"Die, Rome Antic" originally "Die Romantic," Aiden
Submitted by: Lizzie
"As Pace Man Came Travelling" originally "A Spaceman Came Travelling," Chris De Burgh
Submitted by: Ashley Michelle McGowan
"Le Tit Die" originally "Let It Die," Foo Fighters
Submitted by: Lizzie
"Ho Me" originally "Home," Foo Fighters
Submitted by: Lizzie
"Well, Come to Pair O' Dice" originally "Welcome to Paradise," Green Day
Submitted by: Lizzie
"Where I Be Long" originally "Where I Belong," Motion City Soundtrack
Submitted by: Lizzie
"Hell, Oh Helicopter" originally "Hello Helicopter," Motion City Soundtrack
Submitted by: Lizzie
"Dan, Sing for Rain" originally "Dancing for Rain," Rise Against
Submitted by: Lizzie
"Pay Per Wings" originally "Paper Wings," Rise Against
Submitted by: Lizzie
"Toxic City" originally "Toxicity," System Of A Down
Submitted by: Lizzie
Song Title Anagrams:
"Hot Nude Feline Mitt" originally "Until the End of Time," 2Pac
Submitted by: Josh
"I Saw Rad Meat" originally "Was It a Dream?," 30 Seconds To Mars
Submitted by: Lizzie
"Live Bee" originally "Believe," Aiden
Submitted by: Lizzie
"Ha! War By Us" originally "Brush Away," Alice in Chains
Submitted by: Josh
"Gnome Sh*t" originally "Something," The Beatles
Submitted by: Josh
"Sky Loft Gale Tie" originally "Let's Go Fly A Kite," Cast of 'Mary Poppins'
Submitted by: Lindsay Lowhound
"Smaller Nerd Llamas" originally "Smaller and Smaller," Faith No More
Submitted by: Josh
"Lonely Fart" originally "Learn to Fly," Foo Fighters
Submitted by: Josh
"Heating Rhino Tit" originally "In the Air Tonight," Phil Collins
Submitted by: Josh
"I Pan" originally "Pain," Three Days Grace
Submitted by: Lizzie
"I Nap" originally "Pain," Three Days Grace
Submitted by: Lizzie
Song Title Acrostics:
Submitted by: Lizzie
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Song Title Spoonerisms:
"I Fret My Sends On Fire" originally "I Set My Friends On Fire" by Aiden
Submitted by: Lizzie
"Lee Will Shove You" originally "She Will Love You" by Aiden
Jeez, I wouldn't like to be friends with this kid.
Submitted by: Lizzie
"The Socks in the Foe" originally "The Fox in the Snow" by Belle & Sebastian
Submitted by: Josh
"Heals Over Heed" originally "Heels Over Head" by Boys Like Girls
Submitted by: Lizzie
"Bake Me Mad" originally "Make Me Bad" by Korn
Submitted by: Lizzie
"Cake Up Wall" originally "Wake Up Call" by Maroon 5
Submitted by: Lizzie
"Hot Coming Gnome" originally "Not Coming Home" by Maroon 5
Submitted by: Lizzie
"Gust Met Out" originally "Must Get Out" by Maroon 5
Submitted by: Lizzie
"Lee Will Be Shoved" originally "She Will Be Loved" by Maroon 5
What goes around comes around!
Submitted by: Lizzie
"Tittle of Your Lime" originally "Little of Your Time" by Maroon 5
Submitted by: Lizzie
"Thorn for Bis" originally "Born for This" by Paramore
Submitted by: Lizzie
"What's That You Get?" originally "That's What You Get" by Paramore
Submitted by: Lizzie
"Noun is the Dew Up" originally "Down is the New Up" by Radiohead
Submitted by: Lizzie
"Skip the Tales" originally "Tip the Scales" by Rise Against
Grandpa must be telling stories again.
Submitted by: Lizzie
"Hairy Your Bed" originally "Bury Your Head" by Saosin
Submitted by: Lizzie
"Hinding Foam" originally "Finding Home" by Saosin
Submitted by: Lizzie
"It's Tar Letter Foo Burn" originally "It's Far Better to Learn" by Saosin
Submitted by: Lizzie
"Sop Chewy!" originally "Chop Suey!" by System Of A Down
Submitted by: Lizzie
"Tears No 'I' in Theme" originally "There's No 'I' in Team" by Taking Back Sunday
Submitted by: Lizzie
"Psyche Bean" originally "Bike Scene" by Taking Back Sunday
Submitted by: Lizzie
"You Ho Now I Do" originally "You Know How I Do" by Taking Back Sunday
Submitted by: Lizzie
"Thorn Like Bis" originally "Born Like This" by Three Day Grace
Submitted by: Lizzie
"Dime of Tying" originally "Time of Dying" by Three Days Grace
Submitted by: Lizzie
"Make Tea Under" originally "Take Me Under" by Three Days Grace
Submitted by: Lizzie
"Make Tee Under" originally "Take Me Under" by Three Days Grace
Submitted by: Lizzie
"Thorn Like Bis" originally "Born Like This" by Three Days Grace
Please disregard the previous submission.
Submitted by: Lizzie
"Gappy To Heather" originally "Happy Together" by The Turtles
Submitted by: Lucinda Blair
Band Name Spoonerisms:
Bunny Sono originally "Sonny Bono"
Melanie Bianca Green
Flatboy Sim originally "Fatboy Slim"
Cape Canaveral Lavigne
Satboy Phlegm originally "Fatboy Slim"
Cape Canaveral Lavigne
Slatboy Femme originally "Fatboy Slim"
Cape Canaveral Lavigne
Funny Lyrics:
"Boogie Oogie Dancing Shoes" by Claudja Barry
The Funny Lyrics:
Make me queen for a night
Why They're Funny:
At one point in the song the male backup singer with the real deep voice sings the chorus to the song alone including this line. like he wants to be "queen for a night" It just sounds funny hearing him sing it.
Submitted by: little Mike
"Christmassacre" by From First To Last
The Funny Lyrics:
Don't forget your Christmas cheer
'Cause Santa's going to die this year
SANTA'S GOING TO DIE!
SANTA'S GOING TO DIE!
Pete Wentz plays in Fall Out Boy
Here's his number, girls and boys:
847-400-48, 1 and 4.
'Cause Santa's going to die this year
SANTA'S GOING TO DIE!
SANTA'S GOING TO DIE!
Pete Wentz plays in Fall Out Boy
Here's his number, girls and boys:
847-400-48, 1 and 4.
Why They're Funny:
really, does it need to be explained? the song is funny because its about killing santa because you dont get what you want for christmas. and then just randomly throwing in a pete wentz number?
Submitted by: Tyler
"A Thousand Miles" by Venessa Caltron
The Funny Lyrics:
If I could fall into the sky.
Why They're Funny:
WOW! I wish I could fly into the ground.!
Submitted by: Yana
Insulting Lyrics:
"What You Waiting For" by Gwen Stefani
The Insulting Lyrics:
Take a chance you stupid ho
Why They're Insulting:
no comment :)
Submitted by: Ladybird Beetle
"Hey Nineteen" by Steely Dan
The Insulting Lyrics:
Hey nineteen That's 'retha Franklin
She dont remember The queen of soul
She dont remember The queen of soul
Why They're Insulting:
I know it's not meant to be insulting, and it was directed at a potential groupie, but I was 14 when that song came out, and I knew who Aretha Franklin was even before then. If Donald Fagen is suggesting that somebody five years older wouldn't have a clue who she is it almost sounds to me like he's slamming all teenagers.
Submitted by: The Skuz
Song Lyrics That Mention Other Songs:
"Paralyzer" by Finger Eleven
The Song Lyrics:
If one thing really means one
Song They Mention:
"One Thing", the name of one of their other songs!
Submitted by: Alex
"December is For Cynics" by The Matches
The Song Lyrics:
If you play "Strawberry Fields" the wrong way
Song They Mention:
Strawberry Fields Forever - by the Beatles
Submitted by: Alex
Lyrics Pronunciation:
"The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald" by Gordon Lightfoot
The Lyrics:
In a musty old hall in Detroit, they prayed
In the maritime sailors' cathedral
In the maritime sailors' cathedral
Why:
Lightfoot pronounces "Detroit" as de-TROY-ut to fit the rhythm of the song.
Submitted by: Martha Hankins
Upbeat Songs With Depressing Lyrics:
"Train in Vain" by The Clash
The Lyrics:
Say you stand by your man Tell me something I dont understand You said you love me and thats a fact Then you left me, said you felt trapped Well some things you can explain away But my heartaches in me till this day Chorus Did you stand by me No, not at all Did you stand by me No way All the times When we were close Ill remember these things the most I see all my dreams come tumbling down I wont be happy without you around So all alone I keep the wolves at bay There is only one thing that I can say Chorus You must explain why this must be Did you lie when you spoke to me Did you stand by me No, not at all Now I got a job But it dont pay I need new clothes I need somewhere to stay But without all these things I can do But without your love I wont make it through But you dont understand my point of view I suppose theres nothing I can do Chorus You must explain why this must be Did you lie when you spoke to me? Did you stand by me Did you stand by me No, not at all Did you stand by me No way Did you stand by me No, not at all Did you stand by me No way
Why:
I'm stunned this wasn't already on the list!! It's one of my favorite songs, it is incredibly upbeat and makes you smile and wiggle around.. but read the lyrics.. not so happy!
Submitted by: Jenna
"Outside of a Small Circle of Friends" by Phil Ochs
The Lyrics:
Look outside the window, there's a woman being grabbed
They've dragged her to the bushes and now she's being stabbed
Maybe we should call the cops and try to stop the pain
But Monopoly is so much fun, I'd hate to blow the game
And I'm sure it wouldn't interest... anybody
Outside of a small circle of friends.
They've dragged her to the bushes and now she's being stabbed
Maybe we should call the cops and try to stop the pain
But Monopoly is so much fun, I'd hate to blow the game
And I'm sure it wouldn't interest... anybody
Outside of a small circle of friends.
Why:
Are you kidding me? A chipper little ragtime-style tune based on the Kitty Genovese attack a Kew Gardens Station. More creepy than depressing, but certainly not as upbeat as the song sounds.
Submitted by: The Skuz
Music Jokes:
Motley Crue
Vince Neal of Motley Crue is recovering from a leg injury after he fell offstage during a show. Apparently, Neal was injured when he decided to dive into the audience and there was no audience.
Submitted by: LucidLupin
Music Quotes:
Motley Crue
Look at this. It doesn't say "Shout With The Devil" it says "Shout At The Devil."
Nikki Six's response to PMRC saying that they're satanic.
Nikki Six's response to PMRC saying that they're satanic.
Submitted by: Celeste
Motley Crue
I'm just as sick as the others, although I prefer to do my sickness in private.
- Mick Mars
- Mick Mars
Submitted by: Shannon
Motley Crue
You may as well learn about sex from Motley Crue than your parents - it's a lot more fun.
- Nikki Sixx
- Nikki Sixx
Submitted by: Shay
Motley Crue
I like the co-ed sports.
Like playing volleyball with the girls.
- Tommy Lee
Like playing volleyball with the girls.
- Tommy Lee
Submitted by: Shanni
