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This is everything that was reviewed and approved for amIright on March 10, 2008. These are not items submitted on March 10, 2008, but rather items that were reviewed that day by site editors.
Song Parodies:
"Devils Went 'Round the Country" by Linda Terhune
a parody of "Devil Went Down To Georgia," Charlie Daniels
a parody of "Devil Went Down To Georgia," Charlie Daniels
"I'm Fond of Wisconsin Dells" by Kahuna Accidentale of the Dells
a parody of "My Aim is To Please You," The Executives
a parody of "My Aim is To Please You," The Executives
"Folks Callme " by Stan Hall
a parody of "I Am Callled Buttercup," Gilbert & Sullivan (from HMS Pinafore)
a parody of "I Am Callled Buttercup," Gilbert & Sullivan (from HMS Pinafore)
"Queued Next In The North Jersey Herald" by Guy DiRito
a parody of "The Wreck Of The Edmund Fitzgerald," Gordon Lightfoot
a parody of "The Wreck Of The Edmund Fitzgerald," Gordon Lightfoot
"I Hate Ariel!" by Tokusou Sentai Blessranger
a parody of "Opening Stage: Central Highway," Mega Man X
a parody of "Opening Stage: Central Highway," Mega Man X
"Said I Loved You But I Lied (Honest Version)" by Immoral Liberal
a parody of "Said I Loved You But I Lied," Michael Bolton
a parody of "Said I Loved You But I Lied," Michael Bolton
"Chicken" by Matthias
a parody of "Dilemma," Nelly ft. Kelly Rowland
a parody of "Dilemma," Nelly ft. Kelly Rowland
"California (Here She Comes)" by Linda Terhune
a parody of "California (Here I Come)," Phantom Planet
a parody of "California (Here I Come)," Phantom Planet
"(I Can't Get No) Gland Reaction" by Stan Hall
a parody of "(I Can't Get No) Satisfaction," Rolling Stones
a parody of "(I Can't Get No) Satisfaction," Rolling Stones
"That 80's Chant" by Kaitlen
a parody of "Witch's Chant," Shakespeare's Macbeth
a parody of "Witch's Chant," Shakespeare's Macbeth
"Mob Gunned On St. Valentine's" by Alvin Rhodes
a parody of "Hot Fun In The Summertime," Sly & The Family Stone
a parody of "Hot Fun In The Summertime," Sly & The Family Stone
Song Parody Recordings:
A song about how annoying Facebook is.
Stephen "Friz" Frizzle's Myspace: (Streaming MP3/Free Download)
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Mar 10
"Scouting for Talent" by Exactly Midnight
a parody of "She's So Lovely" by Scouting For Girls
In England, there is a band called Scouting For Girls. For some reason, people like them. I don't understand this, as all they play are the same chords for every song, and just repeat the title of the song throughout it. So, I've done this to point out how regularly they do this. Enjoy the song :)
Exactly Midnight's Myspace Page: (Steaming MP3, Free Download)
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Song Parody Fragments:
"Vertigo" by U2
Better Lyrics:
These are the signs of love makin'
Original Lyrics:
Uno, dos, tres, catorces
Hello, hello
I'm in a place called Vertigo
It's everything I wish I didn't know
Except you give me something I can feel
Feel
Hello, hello
I'm in a place called Vertigo
It's everything I wish I didn't know
Except you give me something I can feel
Feel
Submitted by: Jonathan S.
"Eat it" by Weird Al Yankovic
Better Lyrics:
I ran out into the street with these flesh-eating weasels all over my face
Wavin' my arms around and just runnin runnin runnin
Like a constipated weiner dog
Wavin' my arms around and just runnin runnin runnin
Like a constipated weiner dog
Original Lyrics:
Your table manners are a crying shame
You're playing with your food just like some kind of game
Now if you starve to death you'll just have yourself to blame so eat it
Dont you tell me your full just eat it, eat it
Dont you make me repeat it
Have some more chicken, have some more fries
It doesn't matter if it's broiled or fried
You're playing with your food just like some kind of game
Now if you starve to death you'll just have yourself to blame so eat it
Dont you tell me your full just eat it, eat it
Dont you make me repeat it
Have some more chicken, have some more fries
It doesn't matter if it's broiled or fried
Submitted by: Chris Maldonado
Misheard Lyrics Story:
"Bad Moon Risin'," Creedence Clearwater Revival
Misheard Lyrics:
I've seen ... Paraquats of lightning,
Or
A pair of quaking lighting,
OR
Pears skating lightened
Or
A pair of quaking lighting,
OR
Pears skating lightened
Original Lyrics:
I see earthquakes and lightnin'
Story about this misheard lyric by: Shanan Cummings: I pronounced paraquat as "paraquate" until just now because of this song!
"Bang Bang," David Sanborn
Misheard Lyrics:
Cornbread, hogballs and chitlins
Original Lyrics:
Cornbread, Hog Jowls and chitilins
Story about this misheard lyric by: Erv and Shari: My wife and I sailed on the Dave Koz and friends cruise in 2006. Davis Sandborn was one of the performers on the cruise. Before he played Bang Bang, he made a point to everyone of us the actual wording of the song. To clear this up, per Mr. Sandborn himself. "Cornbread, Hog Jowls and Chitilins" is correct.
"Makes Me Wonder," Maroon 5
Misheard Lyrics:
And I've been here before,one day a week......
Original Lyrics:
And I've been here before,one day I'll wake up
Story about this misheard lyric by: Kyia: People always mis interpret this one.
"Lullaby League And Lollipop Guild," The Munchkins
Misheard Lyrics:
We represent the Lollipop Gang (Scott & Kelly)
or
We represent the Lollipop Queen (Mim & JJ)
or
We represent the Lollipop Queen (Mim & JJ)
Original Lyrics:
We represent the Lollipop Guild.
Story about this misheard lyric by: Scott, Kelly, Mim, &JJ: We were sitting around on Christmas Eve morning, discussing these lyrics, and were laughing about how many versions we all thought there were...
"The Christmas Song," Nat King Cole
Misheard Lyrics:
Jack Frost roasting on an open fire
Chestnuts nipping at your toes
Chestnuts nipping at your toes
Original Lyrics:
Chestnuts roasting on an open fire
Jack Frost nipping at your toes
Jack Frost nipping at your toes
Story about this misheard lyric by: Peter: For some reason, every Christmas season going back into the 1970's when I was a child, there is at least once where I will be singing this song (or at least thinking of doing so) with these funny (but rather cruel to Jack Frost, and those chestnuts nipping on people's toes, have me worried) reverse lyrics.
"Bohemian Rhapsody," Queen
Misheard Lyrics:
Ashaww..
Original Lyrics:
(Gong sound at the end of song)
Story about this misheard lyric by: Jonny.F: every time I listened to this up to the age of about 7, I used to think that it was Freddie Mercury singing "Ashaww", And my dad would play along and sing it with me at the end of the song.
Singers Who Act:
"Dogma" She appears for a short time in Dogma as God. - Julie
Talking Heads/David Byrne
"Stop Making Sense and True Stories" Stop Making Sense has been praised as one of the greatest concert films ever made. (I agree, too.) Directed by Jonathan Demme, its a cool concert movie. True Stories was Byrne's attempt at directing a movie, which is set in imaginary Virgil, Texas. -HeadsFan - HeadsFanAdd a Letter To a Song Title:
"93 Million Smiles" originally "93 Million Miles" by 30 Seconds To Mars
Lizzie
"We've Got a Big Mess On Sour Hands" originally "We've Got a Big Mess On Our Hands" by The Academy Is...
Lizzie
"Heels Cover Head" originally "Heels Over Head" by Boys Like Girls
Lizzie
"Heels Hover Head" originally "Heels Over Head" by Boys Like Girls
Lizzie
"Let's Go Flay A Kite" originally "Let's Go Fly A Kite" by Cast of 'Mary Poppins'
Lindsay Lowhound
"I Get Lit" originally "I Get It" by Chevelle
Lizzie
"I Get Hit" originally "I Get It" by Chevelle
Lizzie
"I Get Fit" originally "I Get It" by Chevelle
Lizzie
"You Plied" originally "You Lied" by Green Day
Lizzie
"She Will Be Gloved" originally "She Will Be Loved" by Maroon 5
Lizzie
"Dancing for Train" originally "Dancing for Rain" by Rise Against
Lizzie
Strange Offspring Names:
Justin Dior Combs child of Diddy and Misa Hilton-Brim
well Justin is a nice boys name and Dior is a little weird. But I guess the name Justin Dior Combs has a nice ring to it. Submitted by: janet
well Justin is a nice boys name and Dior is a little weird. But I guess the name Justin Dior Combs has a nice ring to it. Submitted by: janet
Untapped Commercial Ideas:
The Kill by 30 Seconds To Mars used for Hunting Supplies Submitted by: tictacs941
The Kill by 30 Seconds To Mars used for Funeral homes Submitted by: tastes_like_chicken_32
The Fad by Chevelle used for Gucci Submitted by: Joseph
The Red by Chevelle used for Tampax Submitted by: S.T.G.
Get Some by Chevelle used for Condoms Submitted by: coco
Still Running by Chevelle used for Pepto Bismal Submitted by: Candice
Still Running by Chevelle used for Shoes Submitted by: steve mcmahan
The Red by Chevelle used for Visine Submitted by: rckola
Magic Man by Heart used for Orlando Magic NBA Team Submitted by: Mark Silverman
Magic Man by Heart used for Walt Disney World Submitted by: Mark Silverman
Barracuda by Heart used for Fishing Boat Charter Business Submitted by: Ed
How Can I Get You A Loan? by Heart used for Mortgage Company Submitted by: Jim Jindra
These Dreams by Heart used for Sealy Posturepedic Mattress Submitted by: Shirl
Y'All Want A Single by Korn used for Dating Hotling Submitted by: Yaya
It's Gonna Go Away by Korn used for Hemorrhoid Cream Submitted by: Spiricy
It's On by Korn used for Ansell Condoms Submitted by: Spiricy
Predictable by Korn used for Psychic Hotline Submitted by: Spiricy
Word Up by KoRn used for UpWords Submitted by: Keep on Runnin
Make Me Bad by Korn used for Vampire Submitted by: Denise
ADIDAS or ADIAS by Korn used for Adidas Submitted by: lenakiin
Ya'll Want A Single by KoRn used for Wendy's, McDonalds, Burger King Submitted by: Neo
Break Some Off by KoRn used for Motza Bread Submitted by: Aaron Saraco
Make Me Bad by KoRn used for Phone Sex Hotline Submitted by: Evil Munky
Daddy by KoRn used for Day Care Center Submitted by: Garrison
Twist by Korn used for Pepsi Twist Submitted by: EMonkey
Blind by Korn used for Contact Lenses Or Eyeglass Companies Submitted by: Andrey Fedichkin
Everything Is Alright by Motion City Soundtrack used for Suicide Hotline Submitted by: Sparky!!
Duets Not Yet Performed:
How To Save A Life From Yesterday
"How To Save A Life," The Fray and "From Yesterday," 30 Seconds to MarsHmmmm... - Submitted by: MandaRuth-a-licious
The Brand New Name Of The Age Of Aquarius Is Capricorn
"Age Of Aquarius ," The Fifth Dimension and "Capricorn (Brand New Name) ," 30 Seconds To Mars- Submitted by: Dantana
From Yesterday Until Yesterday
"From Yesterday," 30 Seconds To Mars and "Until Yesterday," JC ChasezA really long time.. :) - Submitted by: manneke
The Final Countdown To Year Zero
"Year Zero," 30 Seconds To Mars and "The Final Countdown," Europe- Submitted by: Dantana
Children Of The Sun Blinded By The Light
"Children Of The Sun," Billy Thorpe and "Blinded By The Light," Manfred Mann's Earth BandSounds like this would happen and make sense. - Submitted by: Peter
Children Of The Black Hole Sun
"Children Of The Sun," Billy Thorpe and "Black Hole Sun," Soundgarden- Submitted by: rocker
Blister In The Children of the Sun
"Blister In The Sun," Violent Femmes and "Children Of The Sun," Billy Thorpe and the AztecsParents, watch your kids and teach them about The Facts. - Submitted by: rocky
Waiting To Catch A Falling Star
"Waiting For A Star To Fall," Boys Meets Girl and "Catch A Falling Star," Perry Como- Submitted by: oldsongs
Get Some Nookie
"Get Some," Chevelle and "Nookie," Limp BizkitWAHO! - Submitted by: Aaron
One Lonely Visitor, Going To Pascalacqua
"One Lonely Visitor," Chevelle and "Going To Pascalacqua," Green Day - Submitted by: Aaron
Tug-O-War By Myself
"Tug-O-War," Chevelle and "By Myself," Linkin ParkThat's sounds hard... - Submitted by: Aaron
The Red is Cold and Ugly
"The Red," Chevelle and "Cold and Ugly," ToolBlack is way cooler ! - Submitted by: Vorn
Send The Spam Below
"Send The Pain Below," Chevelle and "Spam," Weird Al YankovicWhere else you gonna put it? - Submitted by: Chibi
I'm Like A Bird Of Prey
"Bird Of Prey," Fatboy Slim and "I'm Like A Bird," Nelly Furtado- Submitted by: Bucky Bunny
Did I Shave My Dog's And Butterfly's Legs For This?
"Did I Shave My Legs For This?," Deana Carter and "Dog & Butterfly," HeartNow shaving butterfly's legs -- that's hard! - Submitted by: Jessica Junderworth
Take Good Care Of My Baby Dog And Butterfly
"Take Good Care Of My Baby," Bobby Vee and "Dog And Butterfly," Heart- Submitted by: Ava Rice
Hot Dog & Butterfly Pastrami
"Hot Pastrami," The Dartells and "Dog & Butterfly ," Heart- Submitted by: Ashley Michelle McGowan
Woman's Worth Nothin' At All
"Woman's Worth," Alicia Keys and "Nothin' At All," Heart- Submitted by: Miranda Turner
Do You Believe In Magic, Man?
"Do You Believe In Magic?," The Lovin' Spoonful and "Magic Man," Heart- Submitted by: CJE
Movin' Straight On
"Movin'," REO Speedwagon and "Straight On," Heart- Submitted by: MikeRa
Had a Sheer Heart Attack, Now I'm Heartless
"Sheer Heart Attack," Queen and "Heartless," HeartPoor guy - Submitted by: It Was The DNA
Leave It Alone
"Leave It," Yes and "Alone," Heart- Submitted by: Paul G
What About This Love?
"What About Love?," Heart and "This Love," Maroon 5- Submitted by: Ed
All I Wanna Do Is Make Love To You Down In The Willow Garden
"All I Wanna Do Is Make Love To You," Heart and "Down In The Willow Garden," The Everly Brothers- Submitted by: Ed
These Shattered Dreams
"These Dreams," Heart and "Shattered Dreams," Johnny Hates Jazz- Submitted by: crazydon
Heartless Killer Queen
"Heartless," Heart and "Killer Queen," QueenA rare combo in which both song titles contain the band name. - Submitted by: Paul G
Dog & Butterfly Kisses
"Dog & Butterfly," Heart and "Butterfly Kisses," Bob CarlisleSounds kinky. - Submitted by: Paul G
Super Freak On A Leash
"Super Freak," Rick James and "Freak On A Leash," Korn- Submitted by: Anonymous
Dead Dormant Bodies Bursting Everwhere
"Dormant Bodies Bursting," Cannibal Corpse and "Dead Bodies Everywhere," Korn- Submitted by: Patrick
Hit Me Daddy One More Time
"Baby One More Time," Britney Spears and "Daddy," KornThat is so wrong! - Submitted by: Paris Hilton is on Fire
Crazy Clown
"Crazy," Britney Spears and "Clown," KornDoes this need any introduction? - Submitted by: Paris Hilton is on Fire
My A.D.I.D.A.S.
"My Adidas," Run DMC and "A.D.I.D.A.S.," KoRn- Submitted by: Raphael
Come On Eileen, Right Now!!!!
"Come On Eileen," Save Ferris and "Right Now," KoRnA little bit to sickening! - Submitted by: a.d.h.d
Smells Like I'm Done
"Smells Like Teen Spirit," Nirvana and "I'm Done," Korn- Submitted by: ApocolypticMan
You Fagget!!!!
"You," Radiohead and "Fagget," KoRnMore Kornish than Radioheadish, huh? - Submitted by: The Dead Guy
One Step Closer To Falling Away From Me
"One Step Closer," Linkin Park and "Falling Away From Me," KornJonathan and Chester take a walk on the edge? - Submitted by: Mazotti
Can't Stop Killing You
"Can't Stop Loving You," Phil Collins and "Kill You," KornSerial Killers Anonymous? - Submitted by: Relik86
Now I'm Here To Stay
"Now I'm Here," Queen and "Here To Stay," KoRn- Submitted by: Fields
Y'all Want Toy Soldiers
"Y'all Want A Single," Korn and "Like Toy Soldiers," Eminem- Submitted by: Eh
Y'all Want A Single Place For My Head
"Y'all Want A Single," Korn and "A Place For My Head," Linkin ParkThink about Brian "Head" Welch... - Submitted by: BFfd
Falling Away From My Plague
"Falling Away From Me," Korn and "My Plague," Slipknot- Submitted by: Herb Forsberg
Here Comes The Dirtbag Again
"Here It Comes Again," Korn and "Teenage Dirtbag," WheatusThey could call themselves the Farmyard Pack. - Submitted by: ApocolypticMan
Sex-O-Matic Venus Freak On A Leash
"Freak On A Leash," KoRn and "Sex-O-Matic Venus Freak," Macy GrayAdds that little bit extra, I feel. - Submitted by: miss bad example
Super Freak On A Leash
"Freak On A Leash," Korn and "Super Freak," Rick James- Submitted by: Dantana
Make Me Call You Bad
"Make Me Bad," Korn and "Call Me," Blondie- Submitted by: Rishma
Super Freak On A Leash
"Freak On A Leash," KoRn and "Super Freak," Rick JamesWouldn't that be a sight for sore eyes? - Submitted by: rockhead
Both Eyeless And Blind
"Blind," KoRn and "Eyeless," Slipknot- Submitted by: paget
Sweet Children Freak Me Out!
"The Future Freaks Me Out," Motion City Soundtrack and "Sweet Children," Green Day- Submitted by: Az
Paper Wings For Icarus
"Flight Of Icarus," Iron Maiden and "Paper Wings," Rise AgainstYour wings suck, Icarus. - Submitted by: Josh
Bullet With Paper Butterfly Wings
"Bullet With Butterfly Wings," Smashing Pumpkins and "Paper Wings," Rise Against- Submitted by: Larry The Babel Guy
The Wind Beneath My Paper Wings
"The Wind Beneath My Wings," Bette Midler and "Paper Wings," Rise Against- Submitted by: Larry The Babel Guy
It's Only A Paper Moon With Paper Wings
"It's Only A Paper Moon," Nat King Cole and "Paper Wings," Rise AgainstGeez, sounds awfully flimsy... - Submitted by: Airrider
Mr. and Mrs. Bill Bojangles Robinson
"Bill/Mr. Bojangles," Talking Heads/Nitty Gritty Dirt Band and "Mrs. Robinson," Simon and GarfunkelThough legally it would be "Mr. and Mrs. Bill Robinson Bojangles". - Submitted by: MOR
Mountains Washed Away
"Mountains," Prince and "Washed Away," Tom CochraneUsed to sing to the mountains... - Submitted by: Mike Hack
Life is Highway 61 Revisited
"Life Is a Highway," Tom Cochrane and "Highway 61 Revisited," Bob Dylan- Submitted by: Martha Hankins
Life Is A Highway To Hell
"Life Is A Highway," Tom Cochrane and "Highway To Hell," AC/DC- Submitted by: Anonymous Bob
Life Is A Highway To Hell
"Life Is A Highway," Tom Cochrane and "Highway To Hell," AC/DCSome people actually thing this way. - Submitted by: Chris
Life Is A Highway To Hell
"Life Is A Highway," Tom Cochrane and "The Road To Hell," Chris ReaAfter getting caught in some London traffic jams, you start to feel this way! - Submitted by: Grimley Fieendish
Cars On Life's Highway
"Life Is A Highway," Tom Cochrane and "Cars," Gary NumanThere are passengers and drivers. - Submitted by: Drake Azuma
Bad Choices for On Hold Music:
"The Kill," 30 Seconds To Mars Suicide Hotline Candice
"Pour Yourself Another Drink," The Academy Is... Alcoholics Anonymous Amy
"The Great Escape," Boys Like Girls County Jail Chase Waggoner
"Well Enough Alone," Chevelle eHarmony Joseph
"Panic Prone," Chevelle Psychologist Office Aaron
"An Evening With El Diablo," Chevelle Exorcist hotline Candice
"Vitamin R (Leading Us Along)," Chevelle Drug-Free Hotline Candice
"Vitamin R (Leading Us Along)," Chevelle Pharmacy stevemcmahan
"Family System," Chevelle Family Counseling steve
"Send The Pain Below," Chevelle Hospital Megan
"The Red," Chevelle Anger Management ice
"Forfeit," Chevelle Saddam Hussein TheMatrixKid
"Don't Fake This," Chevelle Breast Implant Surgon TheMatrixKid
"Weapon Of Choice," Fatboy Slim The NRA Raki
"The Rockafeller Skank," Fatboy Slim Victoria Beckham's PR department pickle*
"Crazy On You ," Heart Sex addicts hotline tictacs941
"Straight On ," Heart Gay and Lesbian Liberation Chapter Peter
"Crazy On You," Heart Mental Hospital David Jones
"Stranded," Heart Tow Truck Company Andrew
"Alone," Heart Stalker's Anonymous meQal
"Barracuda," Heart Aquarium/pet store Ed
"Wait For An Answer," Heart Micro$oft Technical Support Keymaster
"Evolution," Korn Discovery Institute Fbug
"Evolution," KoRn any church BECKER
"Coming Undone," Korn Tailor shop tictacs941
"Eaten Up Inside," Korn Suicide Prevention Hotline Fbug
"Alone I Break," Korn Suicide Prevention Hotline Fbug
"Here To Stay," Korn Prison Nightshadowliver
"Twisted Transistor," Korn Radio Shack Fbug
"Need To," Korn Cleptomaniacs Hotline Spiricy
"Blind," Korn Optometrist/Opthamalogist Spiricy
"My Gift To You," Korn Center For Sexually Transmitted Diseases Spiricy
"Dead Bodies Everywhere," Korn Funeral Home Spiricy
"When Will This End?," Korn Suicide Hotline Spiricy
"Did My Time," Korn Parole Board Fbug
"Trash," Korn Dating Services sdgdsf
"Right Now," KoRn Denny's hardrock
"Right Now," KoRn Red Lobster hardrock
"Right Now," KoRn Any business that puts you on hold hardrock
"A.D.I.D.A.S," KoRn Sex Addicts Helpline dizi
"Falling Away From Me," KoRn Bringing The Family Together Hotline Stobes
"Got The Life," KoRn Donald Trump's Residence Stobes
"I Did My Time," Korn Jail ApocolypseME
"Dead Bodies Everywhere," Korn Drug Rehabilitation Center Ghetto Fab Goth
"No One's There," KoRn Any On-hold Music Aaron Saraco
"Faget," KoRn Gay and Lesbian Alliance Aaron Saraco
"Alive," Korn City Morgue Joey D
"Did My Time," Korn Prison/Jail cheesensoda
"Mr. Rogers," KoRn Child Molestation Hotline Evil Munky
"Here To Stay," KoRn Travel Agency paget
"Freak On A Leash," Korn Insanity Hospitals ke
"A.D.I.D.A.S.," Korn Adidas ficticious
"Bodies Everywhere," Korn Funeral Home flavio
"Dead Bodies Everywhere," Korn Morgue/cemetary dead at birth
"Thoughtless," KoRn Mensa or other think tank hardrock
"Give It All," Rise Against Charities Michael Quinn
"Torches," Rise Against City Fire Department Preston's a jew
"Hello From Venus," Screamin' Cheetah Wheelies Test Signal From Mars Probe Indomitus
"Life Is A Highway," Tom Cochrane Funeral Home (after someone has died in an accident on the highway) Linus Pierce
Repetitive Lyrics:
"Oh Me So Horney" by 2Live Crew
The Repetitive Lyrics:
Oh me so horney
Oh me so horney
Oh me so horney
Me love you long time
Oh me so horney
Oh me so horney
Me love you long time
Why They're Repetitive:
This seems that this is the entire chorus and even then I don't get it.
Submitted by: Celeste
"One Thing Leads To Another" by The Fixx
The Repetitive Lyrics:
Why don't they do what they say
say what you mean
One thing leads to another
You said something wrong
I know I listened too long
But then one thing leads to another
say what you mean
One thing leads to another
You said something wrong
I know I listened too long
But then one thing leads to another
Why They're Repetitive:
This is pretty much the entire chorus and it's, yawn, snore, BORING!!
Submitted by: Celeste
""Agnus Dei"" by Michael W Smith
The Repetitive Lyrics:
You are holy, Holy are You, Lord God Almighty.
Worthy is the Lamb, Worthy is the Lamb.
Worthy is the Lamb, Worthy is the Lamb.
Why They're Repetitive:
While not as bad as "Let It Rain", this chorus is repeated several times and takes over most of the song's entire length.
Submitted by: Vic George
"Bombtrack" by Rage Against The Machine
The Repetitive Lyrics:
Burn, burn, yes you're gonna burn
Why They're Repetitive:
hmm..where is it now...oh yeah...THE WHOLE F***ING CHORUS
Submitted by: DanielFromDK
Dirty Lyrics:
"Lalena" by Donovan
The Dirty Lyrics:
When the sun goes to bed
That's the time you raise your head
But that's your lot in life, Lalena.
That's the time you raise your head
But that's your lot in life, Lalena.
Why They're Dirty:
With these lyrics and others throughout the song as clues, it doesn't take a genius to figure out just what Lalena's 'lot in life' is; she's a prostitute. Fortunately, Donovan does such a good job of not being explicit that he makes this song sound so innocuous.
Submitted by: Raphael
"Better Than Me" by Hinder
The Dirty Lyrics:
If there's one memory I don't want to lose
That time at the mall
You and me in the dressing room
That time at the mall
You and me in the dressing room
Why They're Dirty:
What exactly happened in there that you don't want to forget?
Submitted by: Aristotle
"Anna Thea" by Judy Collins
The Dirty Lyrics:
He will rob you of your flower and he'll hang me from the gallows.
Why They're Dirty:
I was about to present this song once for a school project, but at first didn't understand what the flower had to do with anything. When I asked my mom, she explained that it was a euphemism for her virginity, which led to an 'Oh' moment. I realized that ultimately this song is about a woman who vainly attempts to use sex to bribe a judge from executing her brother.
Submitted by: Raphael
Boasts in Song Lyrics:
"Stronger" by Kanye West
The Boasting Lyrics:
Bow in the presence of greatness
Cause right now thou has forsaken us
You should be honored by my lateness
That I would even show up to this fake s***
Cause right now thou has forsaken us
You should be honored by my lateness
That I would even show up to this fake s***
Comments:
Bow In The Presence Of Greatness? You Should Be Honored By My Lateness? That I Would Show Up To This Fake S***? Bow To Kanye The Boastful!
Submitted by: Sbing2
"Baby Got Back" by Sir Mix-a-Lot
The Boasting Lyrics:
Dial 1-900-MIXALOT
Comments:
If you heard this song ever (which I hope everyone has), the very tone sets up the fact that Sir Mix-a-Lot thinks he's all that.
Submitted by: Alex
Song Lyrics That Mention Other Songs:
"Night Fever" by Bee Gees
The Song Lyrics:
And that sweet city woman
She moves through the light
She moves through the light
Song They Mention:
"Sweet City Woman" by the Stampeders
Submitted by: RJSchex
Songs That Open With Their Titles:
"No Sleep Til Brooklyn" by Beastie Boys
Opening Lines:
No sleep til...Brooklyn.
Comments:
The ellipses represent about ten seconds of guitar riff.
Submitted by: Brian Kelly
""Trading My Sorrows"" by Darrell Evans
Opening Lines:
I'm trading my sorrows, I'm trading my shame, I'm laying them down for the joy of the Lord.
Comments:
Submitted by: Vic George
"1234" by Feist
Opening Lines:
1, 2, 3, 4. Tell me that you love me more.
Comments:
Submitted by: Brian Kelly
"Bad Boys" by Inner Circle
Opening Lines:
Bad boys. Whatcha want? Whatcha want? Whatcha gonna do?
Comments:
Submitted by: Brian Kelly
"Above All" by Lenny LeBlanc
Opening Lines:
Above all powers, above all kings, above all nature and all created things.
Comments:
Submitted by: Vic George
"When Are You Coming Back?" by Lisa Stansfield
Opening Lines:
Tell me when you're coming back. When are you coming back?, When are you coming back?
Comments:
From Affection.
Submitted by: A-lean
"This Is The Right Time " by Lisa Stansfield
Opening Lines:
This is the right time to believe in love
Comments:
From Affection
Submitted by: A-lean
"Mighty Love " by Lisa Stansfield
Opening Lines:
Mighty Love, Mighy Love. Spoken: It's once in a lifetime. And this time, it's mine.
Comments:
From the Affection album.
Submitted by: A-lean
"All Around The World " by Lisa Stansfield
Opening Lines:
Been around the world and I,I,I. I can't find my baby
Comments:
Excluding the spoken lines, the song opens with it's title
Submitted by: A-lean
"Mystery Achievement" by The Pretenders
Opening Lines:
Mystery achievement. Don't breathe down my neck, no.
Comments:
Submitted by: Brian Kelly
"Come On Girl" by Taio Cruz feat. Luciana
Opening Lines:
Come on girl, come on girl, come on girl
Comments:
This line is repeated throughout the song. However Luciana does sing, "Come on boy, come on boy, come on boy," at the end of her verse.
Submitted by: Stompgal
Music Jokes:
Motley Crue
Vince Neal of Motley Crue is recovering from a leg injury after he fell offstage during a show. Apparently, Neal was injured when he decided to dive into the audience and there was no audience.
Submitted by: LucidLupin
Music Quotes:
Dido
Does taking an ironing board from a hotel count? I walked straight out with it, and pillows too. I had my reasons.
I used to shop in loads of Oxfam-type shops, but everything I bought was horrible. I don't think I'm very good at bargains.
- Dido
I used to shop in loads of Oxfam-type shops, but everything I bought was horrible. I don't think I'm very good at bargains.
- Dido
Submitted by: LucidLupin
Motley Crue
Look at this. It doesn't say "Shout With The Devil" it says "Shout At The Devil."
Nikki Six's response to PMRC saying that they're satanic.
Nikki Six's response to PMRC saying that they're satanic.
Submitted by: Celeste
Motley Crue
I'm just as sick as the others, although I prefer to do my sickness in private.
- Mick Mars
- Mick Mars
Submitted by: Shannon
Motley Crue
You may as well learn about sex from Motley Crue than your parents - it's a lot more fun.
- Nikki Sixx
- Nikki Sixx
Submitted by: Shay
Motley Crue
I like the co-ed sports.
Like playing volleyball with the girls.
- Tommy Lee
Like playing volleyball with the girls.
- Tommy Lee
Submitted by: Shanni
