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This is everything that was reviewed and approved for amIright on February 29, 2008. These are not items submitted on February 29, 2008, but rather items that were reviewed that day by site editors.

Song Parodies:

"Roush Fenway Racing" by The Classic Rock Superstars
    a parody of "Copacabana," Barry Manilow
"Yesterday" by Stan Hall
    a parody of "Yesterday," The Beatles
"Uptown Doc (Simon Tam)" by Beth M. W.
    a parody of "Uptown Girl," Billy Joel
"Ode to a Dragon Rider" by Beth M. W.
    a parody of "Piano Man," Billy Joel
"No Play" by Megan
    a parody of "No Rain," Blind Melon
"Trampoline" by Airfarcewon
    a parody of "Maybelline," Chuck Berry
"Scary Flesh Excess" by Alvin Rhodes
    a parody of "Marrakesh Express," Crosby Stills & Nash
"Wisened Guys" by Guy DiRito
    a parody of "Lying Eyes," The Eagles
"Irate Gamer" by Black Daria
    a parody of "Desperado," The Eagles
"Price Hike, Price Gouge" by Melanie Lee
    a parody of "Sunrise, Sunset," Fiddler on the Roof
"The Play By Play" by Agrimorfee
    a parody of "Day By Day," Godspell
"Prepare Team To Meet With The Board" by Agrimorfee
    a parody of "Prepare Ye, The Way Of The Lord," Godspell
"Gored Gordon" by Tokusou Sentai Blessranger
    a parody of "Gold Digger," Kanye West
"Boy Toy" by Jeff Reuben
    a parody of "Cowboy," Kid Rock
"On the Ship Where Carth Lives" by Beth M. W.
    a parody of "On the Street Where You Live," My Fair Lady
"Hey There Fiyero" by Beth M. W.
    a parody of "Hey There Delilah," Plain White Ts
"Chester Could-Fashioned Love Song" by Stan Hall
    a parody of "(Just an) Old Fashioned Love Song," Three Dog Night

Song Parody Recordings:

Feb 29 "Irreversible" by Insert Coin(s) to Continue a parody of "Irreplaceable" by Beyoncé
A song about being hopelessly lost SoundClick: (MP3, Flash) (Comments)
Feb 29 ""Safe From You"" by Loose Bruce Kerr a parody of ""Close To You"" by The Carpenters
"SAFE FROM YOU," to the tune of Carpenters' "Close To You," is Loose Bruce Kerr's latest AUDIO parody (video coming soon), about the girlfriend or wife from hell. Guys, don't we all have someone in our life we really now realize it's good we got away? For that matter, don't you women have the same? See, also, Bruce's high res videos & download other mp3's for free at as well as by searching on on YouTube. After retiring from over 2 decades of performing and writing full-time, Bruce continues to record audios and videos of his parodies and originals in his garage while holding down his day job as a high-tech lawyer for Sun Microsystems in Northern California's Silicon Valley. Bruce is often heard on the Dr. Demento nationally syndicated radio show. email Bruce at Loose Bruce Kerr's Official Podcast: (Mp3) (Comments)
Feb 29 "This Dumb Song" by Insert Coin(s) to Continue a parody of "What I've Done" by Linkin Park
The song speaks for itself. SoundClick: (MP3, Flash) (Comments)

Super Long Pop Songs:

"Lovestoned (I Think She Knows),"Justin Timberlake - Length: 7:24
Submitted by: Brooke

Former Career:

Andrea True
"Porno actress" - crazydon

Add a Letter To a Song Title:

"The Wart" originally "The War" by Angels & Airwaves
I wouldn't listen to this song.
Lizzie
"Pretty In Spunk" originally "Pretty In Punk" by Fall Out Boy
Lizzie
"Shed Drives Me Crazy" originally "She Drives Me Crazy" by Fine Young Cannibals
Quite a troublesome shed!
Barry Amassa Tate

Performer Nick Names:

Charlie Rich known informally as: The Silver Fox. Submitted by: Todd W. Zimmerman

Untapped Commercial Ideas:

More, More, More by Andrea True Connection used for Viagra Submitted by: Da Phoenix
What's Your Name, What's Your Number by Andrea True Connection used for Yellow Pages Submitted by: Da Phoenix
Your Precious Love by Marvin Gaye & Tammi Terrell used for Jewelry Store Submitted by: soul

Duets Not Yet Performed:

Say More Say More Say More
"Say Say Say," Paul Mccartney And Michael Jackson and "More More More," Andrea True Connection
- Submitted by: Martha Irvin
Kiss Me, Myself And I
"Kiss Me," Sixpence None The Richer and "Me, Myself And I," Beyoncé
- Submitted by: birgit
Float On Top of the World
"Float On," Modest Mouse and "Top of the World," The Carpenters
Yippie!! - Submitted by: Frez
London Calling Occupants of Interplanetary Craft
"London Calling," The Clash and "Calling Occupants of Interplanetary Craft," The Carpenters
I didn't know the Queen had a space program! - Submitted by: Martha Hankins
Vienna Calling Occupants of Interplanetary Craft
"Vienna Calling," Falco and "Calling Occupants of Interplanetary Craft," The Carpenters
I didn't know Austria had a space program! - Submitted by: Martha Hankins
My Heart And My Spirit Will Go On Hurting Each Other
"My Heart Will Go On / My Spirit Will Go On," Celine Dion / Dragonforce and "Hurting Each Other," The Carpenters
- Submitted by: George Straitjacket
Beauty And The Beast Hurting Each Other
"Beauty And The Beast," Celine Dion and Peabo Bryson and "Hurting Each Other," The Carpenters
- Submitted by: Peggy Pollock
The Ballad Of John And Yoko Hurting Each Other
"The Ballad Of John And Yoko," The Beatles and "Hurting Each Other," The Carpenters
- Submitted by: Peggy Pollock
Me And Julio Hurting Each Other Down By The Schoolyard
"Me And Julio Down By The Schoolyard," Paul Simon and "Hurting Each Other," The Carpenters
- Submitted by: Peggy Pollock
Mama Tried Calling Occupants Of Interplanetary Craft
"MamaTried," The Everly Brothers and "Calling Occupants Of Interplanetary Craft," The Carpenters
- Submitted by: Amber Malone
Love Hurting Each Other
"Love Hurts," Roy Orbison and "Hurting Each Other," The Carpenters
A masochist's favorite love song! - Submitted by: Josh
West End Girls Hurting Each Other
"West End Girls," Pet Shop Boys and "Hurting Each Other," The Carpenters
- Submitted by: Diana Jasper
Abraham, Martin, And John Hurting Each Other
"Abraham, Martin, And John," Dion and "Hurting Each Other," The Carpenters
- Submitted by: Jacqui O'Day
Benny And The Jets Hurting Each Other
"Benny And The Jets," Elton John and "Hurting Each Other," The Carpenters
- Submitted by: Jacqui O'Day
Me And Bobby McGee Hurting Each Other
"Me And Bobby McGee," Janis Joplin and "Hurting Each Other," The Carpenters
- Submitted by: Jacqui O'Day
We've Only Just Begun Hurting Each Other
"We've Only Just Begun," The Carpenters and "Hurting Each Other," The Carpenters
I've heard someone else did the second song earlier, so it could be a real duet. - Submitted by: Mermaid's Pedicurist
Girls Just Wanna Have Fun Hurting Each Other
"Girls Just Wanna Have Fun ," Cyndi Lauper and "Hurting Each Other," The Carpenters
- Submitted by: Alicia Sturdivant
Where's Captain Kirk? On Top Of The World!
"Where's Captain Kirk?," Spizzenergi and "Top Of The World," The Carpenters
No doubt with Edith, or Elaan, or Rayna Kapec, or Lenore, or... - Submitted by: Ed
Sweet Child O' Mine For All We Know
"Sweet Child O' Mine," Guns 'N' Roses and "For All We Know," The Carpenters
- Submitted by: Alicia Sturdivant
Aliens Exist For All We Know
"Aliens Exist," Blink 182 and "For All We Know," The Carpenters
- Submitted by: Alicia Sturdivant
Where The Boys Are Hurting Each Other
"Where The Boys Are," Connie Francis and "Hurting Each Other," The Carpenters
- Submitted by: Alicia Sturdivant
Love Is Here And Now You're Gone Calling Occupants Of Interplanetary Craft
"Love Is Here And Now You're Gone," The Supremes and "Calling Occupants Of Interplanetary Craft," The Carpenters
- Submitted by: Ashley Michelle McGowan
Catch A Falling Superstar
"Catch A Falling Star," Perry Como and "Superstar," The Carpenters
- Submitted by: Marilyn Westbury
Suicide On Top Of The World
"Suicide And Other Comforts," Cradle of Filth and "On Top Of The World," The Carpenters
Leonardo di Caprio, maybe, or a Tibetan monk? - Submitted by: metalgirl162002
My Heart Will Go On Calling Occupants Of Interplanetary Craft
"My Heart Will Go On," Celine Dion and "Calling Occupants Of Interplanetary Craft," The Carpenters
- Submitted by: April Fleming
Blinded By The Honolulu City Lights
"Blinded By The Light," Manfred Mann's Earth Band and "Honolulu City Lights ," The Carpenters
- Submitted by: christie
Calling Occupants of Interplanetary Craft Across the Universe
"Calling Occupants of Interplanetary Craft," The Carpenters and "Across the Universe," The Beatles
- Submitted by: Martha Hankins
Hurting Each Other Hurts So Good
"Hurting Each Other," The Carpenters and "Hurts So Good," John Cougar
Gasp!! Masochists! :O - Submitted by: Edward
Bless The Hell That Is For The Beasts And The Children
"Bless The Beasts And The Children," The Carpenters and "Hell Is For Children," Pat Benatar
- Submitted by: Julia Farda
We've Only Just Begun To Beat On The Brat
"We've Only Just Begun," The Carpenters and "Beat On The Brat," The Ramones
Yipes! That's good. - Submitted by: Douglas Henry Nutz
Rainy Days And Mondays Eight Days A Week
"Rainy Days And Mondays," The Carpenters and "Eight Days A Week," The Beatles
- Submitted by: Mare Ego Round
Make Believe It's Your First Time Down In The Willow Garden
"Make Believe It's Your First Time," The Carpenters and "Down In The Willow Garden," The Everly Brothers
- Submitted by: Joelle
(i'm On) Top Of The World, (so) I Will Sing With The Spirit
"Top Of The World," The Carpenters and "I Will Sing With The Spirit," John Rutter
I dreamed of someone who sang portions of each song in this duet in 8/02/04. - Submitted by: WhizkidF (also known as Whiz Kid Forte)
Rainy Day And Manic Monday People
"Rainy Days And Mondays," The Carpenters and "Rainy Day People / Manic Monday," Gordon Lightfoot / The Bangles
- Submitted by: Mare Ego Round
Hurting Each Other -- That's What Friends Are For
"Hurting Each Other," The Carpenters and "That's What Friends Are For," Dionne Warwick And Friends
- Submitted by: Jacqui O'Day
We've Only Just Begun Hurting Each Other
"We've Only Just Begun," The Carpenters and "Hurting Each Other," The Carpenters
I've heard someone else did the second song earlier, so it could be a real duet. - Submitted by: Mermaid's Pedicurist
Bless The Beasts, Old Dogs, Children, And Watermelon Wine
"Bless The Beasts And The Children," The Carpenters and "Old Dogs And Children And Watermelon Wine," Tom T. Hall
- Submitted by: Ashley Michelle McGowan
I Won't Last A Day Without Begging To You
"I Won't Last A Day Without You," The Carpenters and "Begging To You," Marty Robbins
- Submitted by: Julia Cox
Make Believe It's Your First Time In A Bottle
"Make Believe It's Your First Time," The Carpenters and "Time In A Bottle," Jim Croce
- Submitted by: Eileen McKenzie
Behind Closed Doors, That's Where You Take Me
"Behind Closed Doors," Charlie Rich and "That's Where You Take Me," Britney Spears
- Submitted by: Graham McLeod
You Heard It Shook Me All Night Through The Long Grapevine
"I Heard It Through The Grapevine," Marvin Gaye/Creedence Clearwater Revival and "You Shook Me All Night Long," AC/DC
- Submitted by: DarkJon64

Bad Choices for On Hold Music:

"Goodbye To Love," Carpenters Love Service Paul Warren
"Sing," The Carpenters Ashlee Simpson's voice mail soul
"Rainy Days & Mondays," The Carpenters The Weather Channel Edward
"Rainy Days And Mondays," Carpenters Manic Depression Hotline John, just John
"Calling Occupants Of Interplanetary Craft," Carpenters Roswell Military Base FussBudgetVanPelt

Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:

"Tell Me What You Want," Jimmy Ruffin
"More, More, More," Andrea True Connection
"How Can You Mend A Broken Heart?," Bee Gees
"It Takes Two," Marvin Gaye/Kim Weston
"It Takes Two," Marvin Gaye/Kim Weston
"Two Divided By Love," Grass Roots
"Feelings," Morris Albert
"My Pledge Of Love," Marvin Gaye/Tammi Terrell
"Mountain Of Love," Johnny Rivers
"Ain't No Mountain High Enough," Marvin Gaye/Tammi Terrell

Song Title Space Change:

"Let's Twist A Gain" originally "Let's Twist Again," Chubby Checker
Like maybe twist truth to extract some advantage?
Submitted by: U. Carrie Oats

Band Name Anagrams:

Beth's 25 anagram of The B-52's Submitted by: Kayla Stewart
Beth's 25 what?
Ale & A Sloth anagram of Hall & Oates Submitted by: Courtney (about as bad as tennis elbow)
Honored Jaws anagram of Howard Jones Submitted by: Tiffany Llewellyn-Affit
Ale Park Cult anagram of Petula Clark Submitted by: Tiffany Llewellyn-Affit
Pagans anagram of Spagna Submitted by: Todd W. Zimmerman
Condors Spit anagram of Spin Doctors Submitted by: Tiffany Llewellyn-Affit
Do they?
Aim Torso anagram of Tori Amos Submitted by: Delilah

Song Title Anagrams:

"A Plop Regenerates" originally "People are Strange," The Doors
Submitted by: Josh
"You Newt-head" originally "What You Need," INXS
Submitted by: Josh
"Hmm, Gruesome Tit" originally "Gimme Some Truth," John Lennon
Submitted by: Josh
"Re-Enter the Bath" originally "Better Than Here," Our Lady Peace
Submitted by: Josh
"Towel Fight Who?" originally "Go With the Flow," Queens of the Stone Age
Submitted by: Josh
"Accused Horny Hut" originally "Church on Tuesday," Stone Temple Pilots
Submitted by: Josh
"Straightens Tuna" originally "Staring at the Sun," U2
Nothing worse than crooked tuna!
Submitted by: Josh

Song Title Spoonerisms:

"Hexual Sealing" originally "Sexual Healing" by Marvin Gaye
Using a hex to seal something?
Submitted by: U. Carrie Oats

Song Lyrics That Mention Other Songs:

"Shangri-La" by Electric Light Orchestra
The Song Lyrics:
My Shangri-La has gone away,
Faded like the Beatles on 'Hey Jude'
Song They Mention:
'Hey Jude' by the Beatles
Submitted by: Pickle*
"Galang" by M.I.A.
The Song Lyrics:
Blaze-a-blaze, ga-lang-a-lang-a-lang-a-lang
Purple haze, ga-lang-a-lang-a-lang-a-lang
Song They Mention:
"Purple Haze" by Jimi Hendrix.
Submitted by: nally
"Galang" by M.I.A.
The Song Lyrics:
London calling, speak the slang now
Song They Mention:
"London Calling" by The Clash.
Submitted by: nally

Bad Grammar in Song Lyrics:

"Big Girls Don't Cry" by Fergie
The Lyrics:
And I'm gonna miss you like a child misses their blanket
Why:
And I'm gonna miss you like a child misses HER blanket - A child is singular.
Submitted by: Kelly
"Must Of Got Lost" by J. Geils Band
The Lyrics:
I must of got lost
Why:
"Of" is a preposition, not a verb.
Submitted by: RJSchex
"The Woman in My Life" by Phil Vassar
The Lyrics:
She was there in the stands, come rain or come shine
She was the lady that smiled all the time
Why:
She was the lady WHO smiled all the time. The noun is animate.
Submitted by: Kelly

Music Jokes:

Beyonce
It was reported last night that Beyonce is, in fact, the love child of the late great UK presenter of 'Record Breakers' Roy Castle.
A spokesperson from Beyonce's record company has said that she is pleased by the discovery but will not be taking her newly discovered father's surname.
Submitted by: LucidLupin
 
 
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