Gonna pop my pills from a Pez dispenser

A mulatto, an albino, a mosquito, my libido!

It is hard to find an artist / group that has done a Christmas album but not recorded this overdone song. But not all who record it include introductory lines that include those cited above. So I cite Anne Murray as the artist because she is one that I'm immediately aware of who definitely DOES include those introductory lines. "Funny" can have various meanings, including a meaning of having something amiss, without exactly being dead-on humorous. So that makes "funny lyrics" the best page that amiright currently has for ambiguous lyrics. These lyrics are entirely ambiguous because -- What is the singer doing more than usual? Dreaming of the place in question, or loving the place in question? No answer can be determined from these lyrics alone. They are utterly ambiguous in that regard.

the hard hitting reality of marriage.

Because Glen Danzig is obviously reliving that Han Solo moment when in 'Empire Strikes Back' Han guts a Tauntaun to save his buddy Luke Skywalker.. "I thought they smelled bad on the outside he said.

Simple comedy.

because she keeps repeating that she doesn't want trouble and they can't touch her but she's bragging about how much they want her

This will probably always continue to crack me up every time I hear it. I grew up always being told that there was a strict separation between the two sides of Christmas -- the "light" side (Santa Claus centered) and the "serious" side (any religious meaning), as if "never the twain shall meet". I'm not saying there is necessarily anything wrong with mixing them like in these lyrics -- like at all you want. But still, it runs so contrary to the way I was always taught that I'll probably always have a "knee-jerk" reaction trying to tell me that this is crass in the extreme.

Oh, how that makes true love such a hard thing to call. So often have I been deceived in my search for true love when someone walked my way and only 999 violins began to play!

LOL! What the hell does riding a big wave and opening up the bomb bay have to do with a cigarette dangling from somebody's mouth?

I'm not sure I can explain. Not until I heard this did I think Billy Idol could leave me ROFL.

That line is said... I can't even count how many times. Like 50 or something. Ugh.. don't wanna count.

The singer repeats this line at least a dozen times at the end of the song. Worse yet, he sings it louder and higher each time.

It seems that she likes guys who have sugar lips. ;)

Ewwwwwwwwwwwww! If he is her "King" that would so make her his "daughter." I love T.I. but that is not where near being okay,lol

Here, in a song of very enduring popularity, is a particularly ludicrous example of fill-in lyrics, used desperately to make a rhyme -- "Here to stay is a new bird"?? What could they be thinking of, except what could be rhymed with "bluebird"? This must be high on any list of pitifully forced rhymes in highly popular songs. Incidentally, I've often assumed that this song is of U.S. origin, as it is certainly popular there. An origin in North America at least would tend to be pointed to because that is where bluebirds occur. There are three species of bluebirds situated so that all across the U.S. and southern Canada one would be where at least one of those species is found during at least some part of the year. This song might give the impression that they depart for the winter. While that is true for some northern parts of the U.S. and virtaully all parts of Canada where bluebirds occur, probably the majority of the area of the U.S. is within the winter or year-round range of at least one bluebird species. That would probably surprise many, in light of the view that this song seems to take!

Come on Gordon. What goes on in that room that you don't talk about?

Ben Roethilsberger, Dick Cheney, George W. Bush, Kevin Federline, and Michael Jackson.

Oprah Winfery and Mya Angelou

Blink 182

George Fredric Handel

Time Magazine

Drano

The lyrics are: Don't ever fix up your lips like collagen Say somethin' where you gon' end up apologin'. Instead of "apologizing".