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This is everything that was reviewed and approved for amIright on January 28, 2008. These are not items submitted on January 28, 2008, but rather items that were reviewed that day by site editors.

Song Parodies:

"I Suck Playin' Scrabble" by Alvin Rhodes
    a parody of "Back In The Saddle," Aerosmith
"A 10" by Ten Second Braeden
    a parody of "Unreal," Black Rose Garden
"The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald" by Stan Hall
    a parody of "The Times, They Are a-Changing," Bob Dylan
"My Cell Phone Was Out of Minutes" by Below Average Dave
    a parody of "The Devil Went Down to Georgia," The Charlie Daniels Band
"The South's Gonna Fry It Again" by PinmonkeyJunkie
    a parody of "The South's Gonna Do It Again," Charlie Daniels Band
"Six Years As A Toad" by Airfarcewon
    a parody of "Six Days On The Road," Dave Dudley
"Hempy Cigarettes" by Guy DiRito
    a parody of "Bennie And The Jets," Elton John
"Canucks Stanley Cup Race" by Tokusou Sentai Blessranger
    a parody of "This Ain't a Scene, It's an Arms Race," Fall Out Boy
"This Aint A Seal, It's A Dead Ostich" by Cody Slusher
    a parody of "This Ain't A Scene It's Just An Armsrace," Fall Out Boy
"Really Freaky Girl" by Flash Flood
    a parody of "No Ordinary Girl," H2O theme
"Heated Nome, Alaska" by John A. Barry
    a parody of "Sweet Home Alabama," Lynyrd Skynyrd
"That Girl Is Mine" by Drake Parker and Josh Nichols (Drake and Josh)
    a parody of "The Girl Is Mine," Michael Jackson
"Ohms Man" by John A. Barry
    a parody of "Old Man," Neil Young
"Sunken Man" by John A. Barry
    a parody of "Southern Man," Neil Young
"'Der Spiegel' and Germanic Fun" by John A. Barry
    a parody of "The Needle and the Damage Done," Neil Young
"Made You Look" by Amanda
    a parody of "The Look," Roxette
"No Cash To Spare " by Mjcyoungparodymasta
    a parody of "Take You There," Sean Kingston
"Shoess *lol*" by ShellerZz
    a parody of "Crank That Soulja Boy," Soulja Boy
"CoBrA bOy" by Cody Slusher
    a parody of "Crank Dat," Soulja Boy
"Someone Help Me" by Josh Peck (that's right- i'm Josh Peck)
    a parody of "Renegade," Styx
"Super Hiro" by Ryan Froula
    a parody of "Super Hero," Tommy Snyder

Song Parody Recordings:

Jan 28 "My Cell Phone Was Out of Minutes" by Below Average Dave a parody of "The Devil Went Down to Georgia" by The Charlie Daniels Band
The Devil Went Down to Georgia is easily the hardest performance I've had to date. . .though "Bat Out of Hell" and "Crazy in Love" are pretty close to. badave.com: (mp3) (Comments)

Misheard Lyrics Story:

"Don't Let the Sun Go Down on Me," George Michael
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm just another fa*got in your life
There's one for me
But losing everything is like the sun going down on me
Original Lyrics:
I'd just allow a fragment of your life to wander free
But losing everything is like the sun going down on me
Story about this misheard lyric by: Sarah P.: I was riding in the car with a friend who really thought that's what George was singing. I nearly drove off the road laughing.
"Rock 'N' Roll All Night," Kiss
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna rock 'n' roll all night And part of every day
Original Lyrics:
I wanna rock 'n' roll all night And party every day.
Story about this misheard lyric by: Kate: I always wondered what he was going to do the other part of the day!
"Mouth For War," Pantera
Misheard Lyrics:
BALLSACK! I feel a conquering while down inside of me!
Original Lyrics:
Posessed! I feel a conquering will down inside me!
Story about this misheard lyric by: Lil G: My boyfriend and I were driving and all of the sudden I busted out with BALLSACK! He just LAUGHED and told me it was possessed.
"Come and Get Your Love," Redbone
Misheard Lyrics:
Nickel, diamond love.
Original Lyrics:
Come and get your love.
Story about this misheard lyric by: Mike: My fiance and I were preparing a list of songs to be played during our wedding reception and she was dead certain that the lyrics consisted of nickel, diamond love. Not until I showed her a copy of the lyrics did she believe me.
"Good King Wenceslaus," Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
bring me flesh and bring me wine bring me cardboard Stephen
Original Lyrics:
bring me flesh and bring me wine bring me pine logs hither
Story about this misheard lyric by: Lopsi: we sang it this way as kids

Songs That Are Banned:

"Erotica," Madona
Video banned for sexually explicit content.
Submitted by: Celeste

Super Long Pop Songs:

"The Turn Of A Friendly Card,"Alan Parsons Project - Length: 16:15
Basically, a medley with a theme. But still one long song.
Submitted by: Rotahn
Swen Galli pronounced as Swun-Gal-y
It was the name of a Canadian rock band.
Submitted by: Celeste

Add a Letter To a Song Title:

"I Don't Want To Bet" originally "I Don't Want To Be" by Gavin DeGraw
Serafina
"I Don't Want To Beg" originally "I Don't Want To Be" by Gavin DeGraw
Serafina
"Blowing Meg Up (With Her Love)" originally "Blowing Me Up (With Her Love)" by JC Chasez
Natalie Snortman
"Blowing Mel Up (With Her Love)" originally "Blowing Me Up (With Her Love)" by JC Chasez
Natalie Snortman
"Blowing Men Up (With Her Love)" originally "Blowing Me Up (With Her Love)" by JC Chasez
Natalie Snortman
"Blowing Me Up (With Her Glove)" originally "Blowing Me Up (With Her Love)" by JC Chasez
Glove contains hidden detonator?
Lucinda Blair
"Sour God Reigns" originally "Our God Reigns" by Lenny Smith
Courtney (about as bad as tennis elbow)
"Dour God Reigns" originally "Our God Reigns" by Lenny Smith
Courtney (about as bad as tennis elbow)
"Four God Reigns" originally "Our God Reigns" by Lenny Smith
Courtney (about as bad as tennis elbow)
"Our Gold Reigns" originally "Our God Reigns" by Lenny Smith
Courtney (about as bad as tennis elbow)
"Your God Reigns" originally "Our God Reigns" by Lenny Smith
Courtney (about as bad as tennis elbow)
"Purple People Elater" originally "Purple People Eater" by Sheb Wooley
Are they easy to elate?
Bruce Curb
"Purple People Easter" originally "Purple People Eater" by Sheb Wooley
They have their own Easter?
Bruce Curb
"Purple People Seater" originally "Purple People Eater" by Sheb Wooley
Bruce Curb
"Purple People Neater" originally "Purple People Eater" by Sheb Wooley
Neater than what?
Bruce Curb
"Purple People Heater" originally "Purple People Eater" by Sheb Wooley
Bruce Curb
"Purple People Beater" originally "Purple People Eater" by Sheb Wooley
Bruce Curb

Band Name Origins:

The Beatles
"It came in a vision, a man appeared to us on a floating pie and said, 'From this day on you will be known as the Beatles with an 'A'.'" -John Lennon Submitted by: Sporkkk
Blink 182
"Blink" was a term that represented the "f" word. The members of Blink 182 used to attend Rancho Bernardo High, until they were expelled and sent to RB's rival school, Poway. The letter R is the 18th letter in the alphabet, and B is the 2nd, hence Blink 182 means "f___" RB. Submitted by: Britt
Cake
Ummm... It's not from the singer's last name. His last name is McCrea. They got their name from a popular pastry. Submitted by: CameronL
Dyskrepancy
Actually, everything in Ar3a's post is correct except on thing. The E was backwards to represent the number 3 for Area 3, the room which we practiced at. Submitted by: Stickman (Micke Luna)
Flying Tygers
The Flying Tygers chose Flying V guitars to play their 60s garage beat. (Accusations of them playing 'metal' guitars are countered with the fact that the V is a 50s design!) Having the 'Flying' bit from their guitars, they added 'Tygers' after the 'American Volunteer Group' squadron of P40 Warhawk fighter planes, known as the Flying Tigers. The y in Tygers gave them a logo with 2 Flying Vs in it, and distinguishes them from other flying felines. Submitted by: Eric
KJ-52
KJ-52 has said in songs that KJ does not stand for 'King James'. It stands for 'King J' which was an old name when he was starting out. J stands for Jonah which is his name. 52 stands for the 5 loaves of bread and 2 fish Jesus used because that was all he had. KJ-52 says this is all he has. Submitted by: RK_FAN_FOREVER
The Matches
They were originally called The Locals but a band by the same name in Chicago threatened to sue, and that's how they got their name of their first album E.Von Dahl Killed The Locals. Yvonne Doll was the lead singer of the other band. Submitted by: hannah
Norma Jean
Originally, the band was called Ludacris. However, the rapper got big before they did, so they changed their name to Norma Jean, which is Ludacris' mom's name. Submitted by: Jack Kelly
The Other Ones
In the Grateful Dead song "Brown Eyed Women", a song sung by Jerry, there is this verse: "Delilah Jones was the mother of twins Two times over and the rest were sins Raised eight boys, only I turned bad. Didn't get the lickin's the other ones had." So they may have taken the name from there... Submitted by: Rob
Rammstein
I am not sure but I believe it's the air crash incident. I wanted to point out that there IS a beer called Rammstein. I drink it at the Great Brews of America festival every year in the Poconos. Submitted by: Beowulf608
The Ritchie Family
Named after the record producer Ritchie Rome, the founder of the band. Submitted by: Dylan Baranski
Rush
You've all got it wrong!! The star on the "2112" Album, is actually the star of David (Biblical, not Satanic) Submitted by: Zanthanee
Zeromancer
Zeromancer made their name up by combining the titles of the novels "Less Than Zero" by Bret Easton Ellis, and "Neuromancer" by William Gibson Submitted by: Correction

Strange Offspring Names:

Willow Smith child of Will Smith
I think the name is great. My daughter is Willow too. Its a family name now in the third generation. I hope Willow Smith passes on the name Submitted by: Tera

Untapped Commercial Ideas:

All Day Long, I Dream About Sex by JC Chasez used for A.D.I.D.A.S. Submitted by: Nil
All Day Long, I Dream About Sex by JC Chasez used for Condoms Submitted by: Joelle
All Day Long, I Dream About Sex by JC Chasez used for Sex Addiction Clinic Submitted by: BobyBird 7:18
Automatic High by S Club Juniors used for Airport or Anti-Drug Campaign Submitted by: Knumb

Duets Not Yet Performed:

Where's Captain Kirk? Out Of Control
"Where's Captain Kirk?," Spizzenergi and "Out Of Control," The Angelic Upstarts
Dr. McCoy, The Sedative Hypospray, Please.... - Submitted by: Grimley Fieendish
S.O.S. (Rescue Me)
"S.O.S.," ABBA and "Rescue Me," Fontella Bass
Could've saved Rihanna some work. - Submitted by: Ferragamo
Take A Message To Mary:Rescue Me!
"Take A Message To Mary," The Everly Brothers and "Rescue Me!," Fontella Bass
- Submitted by: Marian
I Don't Wanna Be The Walrus
"I Am the Walrus," The Beatles and "I Don't Wanna Be," Gavin DeGraw
Sorry, it's too late. - Submitted by: Diddims
I Don't Want To Be With You
"I Don't Want To Be," Gavin DeGraw and "To Be With You," Mr. Big
- Submitted by: Me
I Don't Wanna Be Ev'ry Woman
"I Don't Wanna Be," Gavin DeGraw and "I'm Ev'ry Woman," Chaka Khan
Sorry hon, but you're the very first woman - Submitted by: Diddims
I Don't Wanna Be The Minority
"I Don't Wanna Be ," Gavin DeGraw and "Minority," Green Day
Okay? Who said that you had to be? HUH? - Submitted by: peaches
I Don't Want To Be Stuck Inside Of Mobile With The Memphis Blues Again
"I Don't Want To Be ," Gavin DeGraw and "Stuck Inside Of Mobile With The MemphisBlues Again," Bob Dylan
- Submitted by: Natasha Bly
I Don't Want To Be My Own Worst Enemy
"I Don't Want To Be," Gavin DeGraw and "My Own Worst Enemy," Lit
- Submitted by: Reptone
I Don't Wanna Be Him
"I Don't Wanna Be," Gavin DeGraw and "Him," Rupert Holmes
- Submitted by: MOR
I Don't Want To Be Stupid
"I Don't Want To Be," Gavin DeGraw and "Stupid," Sarah McLachlan
Who would? - Submitted by: Josh 999
I Don't Want To Be Unwell
"I Don't Want To Be," Gavin DeGraw and "Unwell," Matchbox 20
- Submitted by: kozar
I Don't Want To Be A Fighter
"I Don't Want To Be," Gavin DeGraw and "Fighter," Christina Aguilera
- Submitted by: Guest
I Don't Want To Be Like That
"I Don't Want To Be," Gavin DeGraw and "Be Like That," 3 Doors Down
- Submitted by: Stompgal
I Don't Wanna Be Sedated
"I Don't Want To Be," Gavin DeGraw and "I Wanna Be Sedated," The Ramones
- Submitted by: ...
I Don't Want To Be A Lover
"I Don't Want To Be," Gavin DeGraw and "To Be A Lover," Billy Idol
Get away from me, woman! - Submitted by: crazydon
I Don't Wanna Be With You
"I Dont Wanna Be ," Gavin DeGraw and "I Wanna Be With You," Christina Aguilera
Who is 'poo' and why did they submit so many songs? - Submitted by: ghnmvblbvfb'';
I Don't Wanna Drift Away
"I Don't Wanna Be," Gavin DeGraw and "Drift Away," Dobie Gray
- Submitted by: cmdrkettch
I Don't Want To Be A Loser
"I Don't Want To Be," Gavin DeGraw and "Loser," Beck
- Submitted by: woops
I Don't Want To Be Cheating On You
"I Don't Want To Be," Gavin DeGraw and "Cheating On You," Franz Ferdinand
- Submitted by: laurieknow2
I Don't Want To Be On Fire
"I Don't Want To Be," Gavin DeGraw and "On Fire," Switchfoot
Who would? - Submitted by: laurieknow2
I Don't Want To Be Crazy In Love
"I Don't Want To Be," Gavin DeGraw and "Crazy In Love," Beyonce Knowles
- Submitted by: rat
I Don't Want To Be Stuck On You
"I Don't Want To Be," Gavin DeGraw and "Stuck On You," Lionel Richie
- Submitted by: nally
I Don't Want To Be Stuck
"I Don't Want To Be," Gavin DeGraw and "Stuck," Stacie Orrico
- Submitted by: nally
I Don't Want To Be Here Without You
"I Don't Want To Be," Gavin DeGraw and "Here Without You," 3 Doors Down
- Submitted by: Gabble Ratchet
From Yesterday Until Yesterday
"From Yesterday," 30 Seconds To Mars and "Until Yesterday," JC Chasez
A really long time.. :) - Submitted by: manneke
Blowin' Me Up At High Dough
"Blowin' Me Up," JC Chasez and "Blow At High Dough," The Tragically Hip
- Submitted by: Dantana
Blowin' Me Slow
"Blowin' Me Up," JC Chasez and "Slow," Kylie Minogue
- Submitted by: Bugged
Some Girls Dance With Demons
"Some Girls Dance With Women," J.C. Chasez and "Releasing The Demons," Godsmack
- Submitted by: Akira
Deep Purple People Eater
"Deep Purple," April & Nino and "Purple People Eater," Sheb Wooley
I heard it reads a lot of Shakespeare. - Submitted by: oldsongs
Shiny Purple Happy People Eater
"Shiny Happy People," REM and "Purple People Eater," Sheb Wooley
- Submitted by: Rhonda Blankenship
Purple People Eaters Are Strange
"Purple People Eater," Sheb Wooley and "People Are Strange," The Doors
- Submitted by: Soul of the Unknown Tumor

Bad Choices for On Hold Music:

"Burial Applicant," The Gazette Funeral Home ninjou
"Filth In the Beauty," The Gazette Rape Victims' Hotline ninjou
"I Want To Drive The Zamboni," The Gear Daddies National Hockey League Tony
"All Day Long I Dream About Sex," JC Chasez Sex Addiction Hotline brainstem
"All Day Long I Dream About Sex," JC Chasez Abstinence Education Hayley

Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:

"Tell Me What You Want," Doobie Brothers
"I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas," Gayla Peevey
"Since I Fell For You," Lenny Welch
"How Can I Be Sure?," The Rascals
"How Much Is The Fish?," Scooter
"12 Cents," Ugly Kid Joe

Song Title Space Change:

"There A Son" originally "The Reason," Hoobastank
Submitted by: Edward
"The Night They'd Rove Old Dixie Down" originally "The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down," Joan Baez
Submitted by: Regina Haniger
"Screw Ed" originally "Screwed," Paris Hilton
Submitted by: April Fleming
"Tell Me What You'd Ream" originally "Tell Me What You Dream," Restless Heart
Submitted by: April Fleming
"Lo, Veto The Limit" originally "Love To The Limit," S Club 8
Submitted by: Regina Haniger

Band Name Anagrams:

Avenge A Lilac anagram of Angelica Vale Submitted by: Courtney (about as bad as tennis elbow)

Why the Name is Stupid:

Anal Cunt
This band wanted to have the most offensive band name ever. They had to censor their name because those two words were offensive. Why name your band after a slang term of genetalia? Submitted by: Paul Warren
Fergie
If she wants to go far as a solo artist, I think she should change her name (or better yet, use her real name). "FUR-ghee" sounds rather lame, nerdy and dumb. I mean her music is good, but the way she says that name? Submitted by: Mr. Critic
Shawnakeners
its a ugly boy name and it sounds like theyre some form of retard maraca breeded with a young dumb boy Submitted by: Lee

Song Title Acrostics:

NO: "Natural One," Folk Implosion
Submitted by: Brian Kelly
DIAL: "devil is a loser," lordi
who ya gonna call.........
Submitted by: Morbid J
DYE: "Don't You Evah," Spoon
Submitted by: Brian Kelly

Band Name Spoonerisms:

Callie Coil Bay originally "Colbie Caillat"
MOR
Ernessee Tenney Ford originally "Tennessee Ernie Ford"
My mom could never say his name right…
crazydon
Pan Yell Doubter originally "Daniel Powter"
Don't Spam
Sand Cass originally "Kansas"
Rocky Roccoco-Cola

Upbeat Songs With Depressing Lyrics:

"Worst that could happen" by Brooklyn Bridge
The Lyrics:
I'll never get married. Never get married, you know that's not my scene. But a girl like you needs to be married, I've known all along you couldn't live forever in between.
Why:
This is about a guy who sees his woman getting married and for good. He vows not to get married because of it.
Submitted by: Paul Warren
"Nobody's Supposed to be here" by Deborah Cox
The Lyrics:
How did you get here? Nobody's supposed to be here. I've tried that love thing for the last time.
Why:
This is about failing in love and deciding never to love again. But it seems that someone wants to change her mind though.
Submitted by: Paul Warren
"The Margretville Dance" by The Prize Fighter Inferno
The Lyrics:
‘Cause I don’t want your, ooh I said,
love before you rot.
Why:
It sounds super happy! Even throwing in the "ooh" but it's saying he doesn't want her ever BEFORE she rots. Romantic? Nah.
Submitted by: Katy
"The Margretville Dance" by The Prize Fighter Inferno
The Lyrics:
Is this the way you, is this the way you,
is this the way you watch the body die?
Why:
It sounds so happy! But... watching a death? Not so happy.
Submitted by: Katy
"Our Darling Daughter You Are, Little Cecilia Marie" by The Prize Fighter Inferno
The Lyrics:
I wish you had lived with cause through pain.
No, no matter you died the same… Machine.
Why:
The band is part of a saga told through song that goes through Coheed and Cambria and PFI. This verse is taking about a death going through this thing called a Blood Machine. I'm pretty sure it rips the soul out of people.
Submitted by: Katy
"The Fight of Moses Early & Sir Arthur McCloud" by The Prize Fighter Inferno
The Lyrics:
I’ve been bitten by disease, my dear.
The hurt has come within my heart.
Should you say you don’t, I might fall apart.
So come darkness shroud your end.
Why:
Same mellow song, with a verse about dying a painful death.
Submitted by: Katy
"The Fight of Moses Early & Sir Arthur McCloud" by The Prize Fighter Inferno
The Lyrics:
So now this is the beginning, dear.
Have you come to start a fight?
Oh, you say you won’t but you know you might,
push the living off this edge.
Why:
The song sounds like a mellow song if you're not paying attention.
The first two lines are talking about how everything has just begun and someone make have come to start a fight before anything had happened.
The second two lines are talking about POSSIBLY pushing someone off the EDGE [of what, I don't know] =]
Submitted by: Katy
"The Going Price For Home" by The Prize Fighter Inferno
The Lyrics:
Now, I’ve lost. The only thing that matters to my life is now the dream.
Why:
It's saying that nothing is his life matters. Except for what he dreams up at night.
Submitted by: Katy
"The Going Price For Home" by The Prize Fighter Inferno
The Lyrics:
And I’ve paid the price of solitude with wish to worry while you’re away,
with all grace to allow my hand the travel & worth here across your face.
Why:
The first line is saying that he's paid for being so alone with wishes to worry.
And the second line is saying that GRACEFULLY... he will hit you across the face.
Submitted by: Katy
"The Margretville Dance" by Th
The Lyrics:
‘Cause I don’t want you to come around here,
I just want you to go.
Why:
Aw how... NOT cute =]
Submitted by: Katy
"The Night Santa Went Crazy" by "Weird Al" Yankovic
The Lyrics:
Down in the workshop all the elves were makin' toys
For the good Gentile girls and the good Gentile boys
When the boss busted in, nearly scared 'em half to death
Had a rifle in his hands and cheap whiskey on his breath
From his beard to his boots he was covered with ammo
Like a big fat drunk disgruntled Yuletide Rambo
And he smiled as he said with a twinkle in his eye,
"Merry Christmas to all - now you're all gonna die!"
The night Santa went crazy
The night St. Nick went insane
Realized he'd been gettin' a raw deal
Something finally must have snapped in his brain
Well, the workshop is gone now, he decided to bomb it
Everywhere you'll find pieces of Cupid and Comet
And he tied up his helpers and he held the elves hostage
And he ground up poor Rudolph into reindeer sausage
He got Dancer and Prancer with an old German Luger
And he slashed up Dasher just like Freddy Krueger
And he picked up a flamethrower and he barbequed Blitzen
And he took a big bite and said, "It tastes just like chicken!"
The night Santa went crazy
The night Kris Kringle went nuts
Now you can't hardly walk around the North Pole
Without steppin' in reindeer guts
There's the National Guard and the F.B.I.
There's a van from the Eyewitness News
And helicopters circlin' 'round in the sky
And the bullets are flyin', the body count's risin'
And everyone's dyin' to know, oh Santa, why?
My my my my my my
You used to be such a jolly guy
Yes, Virginia, now Santa's doin' time
In a federal prison for his infamous crime
Hey, little friend, now don't you cry no more tears
He'll be out with good behavior in 700 more years
But now Vixen's in therapy and Donner's still nervous
And the elves all got jobs working for the postal service
And they say Mrs. Clause, she's on the phone every night
With her lawyer negotiating the movie rights
They're talkin' bout - the night Santa went crazy
The night St. Nicholas flipped
Broke his back for some milk and cookies
Sounds to me like he was tired of gettin' gypped
Wo, the night Santa went crazy
The night St. Nick went insane
Realized he's gettin' a raw deal
Something finally must have snapped in his brain
Wo, something finally must have snapped in his brain
Tell ya, something finally must have snapped... in his brain
Why:
It sounds like a cheery christmas jingle, yet the lyrics are brutal and tragic.
Submitted by: Lucas

Lyrics Spoonerisms:

"Talk Back Tremb'ling Lips," Ernest Ashworth
The Lyrics:
Heart, don't let her know that you're breaking in two.
Why:
Heart, don't let her know that you're taking in brew.
Submitted by: Barry Amassa Tate

Music Jokes:

Foo Fighters
Q: What would the Foo Fighters be called if they went into plumbing business?
A: They would be called the Poo Fighters
Submitted by: kurt
Foo Fighters
Q: Why did Dave Grohl hate his karate teacher?
A: He always got the best of him.
Submitted by: Daniel Leichty
Madonna
Things are not going too well between Madonna and Guy Ritchie - they are said to have career differences.
He doesn't have one....
Submitted by: LucidLupin
Madonna
Madonna is now in trouble with Jewish Rabbis for using the name of the founder of the Kabbalah in one of her songs. They say their leader�'s name should only be used in a place where no one will profit.
You know, like Madonna�'s movies.
Submitted by: LucidLupin
Madonna
Girlfriend to her boyfriend: Why don't we go see Madonna's latest movie today?
Boyfriend to his girlfriend: I'm not feeling so good today how about tomorrow?
Girlfriend: The movie won't still be on tomorrow.
Submitted by:
Madonna
Man walked into a bar one day and said 'My wife found a mysterious woman in our bed earlier!'
'Oh' said his friend 'was she mad at her?'
'No, she was Madonna!' (mad on her (groan))
Submitted by:

Music Quotes:

Foo Fighters
Dave: When I'm doing something with the band I can't do it anything else but when I have a week to spend in the recording studio then hell yeah I'll do it. It's what I'd rather be doing anyways.
Why go on vacation when work is so much more fun?
Yeah exactly.
- Dave Grohl & Taylor Hawkins on playing in other bands while on vacation from their own band.

Submitted by: Celeste
Foo Fighters
I don't bulk up. I don't beat the shit out of people. I think a real man looks after his family. Interviewer: It looks like you do. Yeah but it's all cardio. A real man isn't afraid of his feminity and is not afraid to have a feminine side.
- Dave Grohl
Submitted by: Celeste
Foo Fighters
I've got an idea. Why not, instead of beating the shit out of each other and knocking each other down, help each other out. If you see someone who's about to faint, or someone who's about to fall, help them get up?
- Dave Grohl - on safety at concerts
Submitted by: Celeste
 
 
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