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Elvis presley has left the building. Stevie Wonder hasn't yet, he keeps walking into the door.

- Submitted by: Pendy

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new piano?
Neither has he!

Have you seen stevie wonder's wife no neither has he

- Submitted by: David Ball

How did Stevie Wonder meet his wife?
Blind date.

- Submitted by: Nomad Richie

One day, Stevie Wonder's bass player was given the task of driving Stevie home in his limousine. The chauffeur-for-a-day was given a huge keyring with lots of keys on it. Confused, the bass player frantically shouted "What key? What key?"

- Submitted by: S. Tim Wood

Q: How do you break Steve Wonder's neck?
A: Speed up the music.

- Submitted by: sonicsnap

Q: What goes ring-ring, ring-ring, ring- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!
A: Stevie Wonder answering the iron

Q: Why does Stevie Wonder shake his head when he sings?
A: Because he can't find the microphone.

Stevie Wonder got a cheese grater for Christmas.
He said it was the best book he'd ever read!

Stevie Wonder had just played an amazing gig and the crowd were so ecstatic that he asked for requests.
A guy shouts "Play a jazz chord" (or that's what it sounded like to Stevie because the crowd was so loud.)
So Stevie plays a ten minute solo on the keyboard and the crowd goes wild.
The same guy says "Play a jazz chord!" again and Stevie did yet another jazzy number. After that the same guy AGAIN requests a "A jazz chord!"- tired of this Stevie says "Do it yourself!"
The guy gets on stage and sings "I just called to say I love you"...

Stevie Wonder walks into a shop swinging a dog above his head.
The shop owner says "Can I help you?"
Stevie Wonder say "No I'm just having a look around"

- Submitted by: Adam McAuley

What did Stevie Wonder's mother do for punishment?
Rearrange the furniture.

- Submitted by: herman glockenspiel

What do you call Stevie Wonder playing tennis?
Endless love

- Submitted by: herman glockenspiel

What was Stevie Wonder's first hit?
A lamp post.

- Submitted by: g

What's black and screams? Stevie Wonder answering the iron... Why can't Stevie Wonder drive? Because he's black. (I'm going to hell anyway so I thought I'd share.)

- Submitted by: Douglas Nichollas

What's the fastest thing on land?
Stevie Wonder's speedboat

Why does Stevie Wonder always smile?
No one's told him he's black yet.

Why hasn't Stevie Wonder written a hit in years?
He dropped his pencil!

- Submitted by: moe

why can't stevie wonder see the piano because he's black

- Submitted by: David Ball
 
 

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