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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new piano?
Neither has he!
Neither has he!
How did Stevie Wonder meet his wife?
Blind date.
Blind date.
Submitted by: Nomad Richie
Q: How do you break Steve Wonder's neck?
A: Speed up the music.
A: Speed up the music.
Submitted by: sonicsnap
Q: What goes ring-ring, ring-ring, ring- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!
A: Stevie Wonder answering the iron
A: Stevie Wonder answering the iron
Q: Why does Stevie Wonder shake his head when he sings?
A: Because he can't find the microphone.
A: Because he can't find the microphone.
Stevie Wonder got a cheese grater for Christmas.
He said it was the best book he'd ever read!
He said it was the best book he'd ever read!
Stevie Wonder had just played an amazing gig and the crowd were so ecstatic that he asked for requests.
A guy shouts "Play a jazz chord" (or that's what it sounded like to Stevie because the crowd was so loud.)
So Stevie plays a ten minute solo on the keyboard and the crowd goes wild.
The same guy says "Play a jazz chord!" again and Stevie did yet another jazzy number. After that the same guy AGAIN requests a "A jazz chord!"- tired of this Stevie says "Do it yourself!"
The guy gets on stage and sings "I just called to say I love you"...
A guy shouts "Play a jazz chord" (or that's what it sounded like to Stevie because the crowd was so loud.)
So Stevie plays a ten minute solo on the keyboard and the crowd goes wild.
The same guy says "Play a jazz chord!" again and Stevie did yet another jazzy number. After that the same guy AGAIN requests a "A jazz chord!"- tired of this Stevie says "Do it yourself!"
The guy gets on stage and sings "I just called to say I love you"...
Stevie Wonder walks into a shop swinging a dog above his head.
The shop owner says "Can I help you?"
Stevie Wonder say "No I'm just having a look around"
The shop owner says "Can I help you?"
Stevie Wonder say "No I'm just having a look around"
Submitted by: Adam McAuley
What did Stevie Wonder's mother do for punishment?
Rearrange the furniture.
Rearrange the furniture.
Submitted by: herman glockenspiel
What do you call Stevie Wonder playing tennis?
Endless love
Endless love
Submitted by: herman glockenspiel
What was Stevie Wonder's first hit?
A lamp post.
A lamp post.
Submitted by: g
What's the fastest thing on land?
Stevie Wonder's speedboat
Stevie Wonder's speedboat
Why does Stevie Wonder always smile?
No one's told him he's black yet.
No one's told him he's black yet.
Why hasn't Stevie Wonder written a hit in years?
He dropped his pencil!
He dropped his pencil!
Submitted by: moe
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