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Brian May completed his PHD in Astronomy in 2007. This is a result of his interest in Mercury's moon.
Brian May is watching TV in his living room when all of a sudden in a puff of smoke Freddie Mercury appears from nowhere.
Brian both shocked and startled cries 'Jesus Freddie! How did you manage that!?'
To which Freddie replies 'Well little did you know Brian but I practiced in the ancient art of voodoo for many years on the QT.'
Brian confused says 'Voodoo Freddie? What's Voodoo?'
Freddie answers 'It's a kinda magic...'
Freddie Mercury was invited to be on Celebrity Bake Off. The host says to him "So, Freddie, how many cakes will you be making for us today?" Freddie replies "I want to bake three..."
How did Freddy's boyfriend die?
Mercury poisoning!
My friend said he hated Queen The Police still haven’t found the body...
Q: What did Freddie Mercury's mother say as his coffin was being lowered into the cold ground?
A: That is the cleanest hole he's been in for a while.
What did Freddie Mercury say when he didn't stop at a stop sign? Don't Stop Me Now!
What is a ghost's favourite Queen song?
Boo-hemian Rhapsody! (groan!)
Why did they bury Freddy Mercury face down?
So Elton John would recognise him.
Why was Freddie Mercury sent to an insane asylum? "Cause he was Stone Cold Crazy.
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