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(Dolly Parton)
(Dolly Parton)
Submitted by: LucidLupin
Do you know what size of shoe Dolly Parton wears?
.....Neither does she.
.....Neither does she.
Submitted by: Richard
Dolly Parton got so drunk last night they had to carry her out
- two men abreast.
- two men abreast.
Submitted by: John Cain
Dolly Parton's Dollyworld and Conway Twitty's Twitty City have joined forces to open a new country amusement park: Titty City
Submitted by: ebernuts
Hey!! Look there's Dolly Parton sittin' out there!!
Hell no, that's just 2 old bald-headed men sittin' next to each other.
Hell no, that's just 2 old bald-headed men sittin' next to each other.
Submitted by: Richard
Man 1: Last night I had a terrible dream.
Man 2: What was it?
Man 1: I dreamt I was one of Dolly Parton's triplets.
Man 2: What's so terrible about that?
Man 1: I was the one on the bottle!!
Man 2: What was it?
Man 1: I dreamt I was one of Dolly Parton's triplets.
Man 2: What's so terrible about that?
Man 1: I was the one on the bottle!!
Submitted by: Perry Bolin
Q. Dolly Parton has been rumored to be a lesbian, so why do she and her husband remain married?
A. So he won't suffer from post-Parton depression.
A. So he won't suffer from post-Parton depression.
Submitted by: Gretchen Wieners
Q. How can you spot Dolly's children in a crowd?
A. They're the ones with stretch marks round their mouths.
A. They're the ones with stretch marks round their mouths.
Submitted by: Bill Rasmussen
Q: What do you call dumbass fans who can't understand the concept of humour?
A: Dollyfans
A: Dollyfans
Submitted by: Also A Fan
Q: Why does Dolly have small feet?
A: Everything grows smaller in the shade.
A: Everything grows smaller in the shade.
Question: What do you get when you pour water down Dolly Parton's chest?
Answer: Islands in the Stream
Answer: Islands in the Stream
Submitted by: yoyodoll
What do you call it when your stuck in an elevator with Dolly Parton?
Boobie trapped!
Boobie trapped!
Submitted by: Phillip
What do you call people who defend Dolly Parton?
Unfortunately deaf
Unfortunately deaf
Submitted by: laughingluna
What do you call people who make mean jokes about Dolly Parton?
Jealous Ass-holes
Jealous Ass-holes
Submitted by: dollyfan
What's worse than a giraffe with a sore throat?
Dolly Parton with a chest cold.
(Told by Dolly herself)
Dolly Parton with a chest cold.
(Told by Dolly herself)
Submitted by: Country
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