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Excerpt from an automotive-themed radio call-in show:
Host: Thanks for calling. What did you want to discuss?
Caller: Yeah, I was on my way to work today and I had a music station on. They were playing a Pantera song and halfway through, a Pantera passed me in the oncoming lane. What does this mean?
Host: I think it means you shouldn't drive while listening to the B-52s.
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