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"This one is for you, only for you" —Tuomas showing his middle finger to Marcello.
Marco promised he would shave his beard when the Nightwish "fans" stop complaining about the vocalists.
Q: How can you tell if Tuomas Holopainen likes you?
A: He's staring at your shoes instead of his own.
Q: Which currency did Tuomas Holopainen use to pay for his Mexican lunch?
Says the legend that the Nightwish guys had someday short hair.
Tuomas Holopainen dreamed about taking a taxi to the next Nightwish concert. When the ride was over, he tried to pay the driver, but the driver said, “There’s no fare in a dream.”
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