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Q. Why did they have so much trouble burying Bob Marley?
A. His coffin kept jammin'
Submitted by: Terry McDonnell
Q: How does Bob Marley like his doughnuts?
A: Wi' jam in! ('We jammin')
With acknowledgements to Peter Kay
Submitted by: Pickle
What did Bob Marley say when his wife left him and took the TV?
No Woman No Sky.

What did Bob Marley say when his wife left him and took the oven?
No Woman, No Pie
Submitted by: peteyhicks

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