Jokes about Lawrence Welk from the largest music humor site on the web. Check out the index for other performers we have jokes about.
Why did Lawrence Welk fail math class in school? - Because he takes too long to count to ten. (Ah-one, ah-two, ah-three, ah-four, ah-five, ah-six, ah-seven, ah-eight, ah-nine, ah-ten.)
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