Jokes about Elton John from the largest music humor site on the web. Check out the index for other performers we have jokes about.
Elton john went to a tattooist and asked for a rolls royce to be tattooed on his penis,the tattooist laughed," you might be better off with a land rover the amount of shit it goes through"
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