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John Denver is now like his music.....
Ultra light and very down to earth.
Ultra light and very down to earth.
What sings and flies into mountains?
John Denver
John Denver
Submitted by: Amoriah
What weighs nine pounds but won't be plucked this Christmas?
John Denver's guitar
John Denver's guitar
Submitted by: Oz
When John Denver's plane crashed, a coroner found a dead bird caught inside the engine. The coroner decided that 'birds are a danger to airplanes.'
Usually, it's the other way around.
Usually, it's the other way around.
Submitted by: Anon-y-mouse
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