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"Dad can I take the Cessna out for a spin?" "A swim? Okay just let me program the GPS for you,"
Before takeoff, the instructor, "John, just remember not to lose your head." JD, "Just give me the damned keys.."
John Denver is now like his music.....
Ultra light and very down to earth.
What sings and flies into mountains?
What was the last drink John Denver had? sea water!
What weighs nine pounds but won't be plucked this Christmas?
John Denver's guitar
When John Denver's plane crashed, a coroner found a dead bird caught inside the engine. The coroner decided that 'birds are a danger to airplanes.'
Usually, it's the other way around.
Why did John Denver crash into the ocean? He wanted a splash hit in the 90's
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