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Eric Clapton is scheduled to perform a benefit gig with a number of selected guitarists. He arrives late since he had to pick up his Hawaiian shorts from the drycleaners. As Slowhand finally enters the backstage room, Yngwie Malmsteen is just downing the Champagne flute that has been reserved for Clapton.
'Boy, you're fast!' says Clapton. He then asks 'Hey - and what about my solo?'
Malmsteen: 'I played that too!'
Q: What does Eric Clapton and a cup of coffee have in common?
A: They both suck without Cream.
Today Eric Clapton (AKA "God") turns 71. He was born on March 30, 1945. This is also the birthday (1968) of Celine Dion. Picture this: A musical icon nicknamed "God" celebrates his birthday today and a musical Antichrist also has hers on the same day!
What do call it when Eric Clapton hits your car with his guitar?
A FENDER BENDER!
What is the difference between a baby and a bag of cocaine? Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.
Why did Eric Clapton go to jail in 1974? Because He Shot the Sheriff.
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