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Eric Clapton is scheduled to perform a benefit gig with a number of selected guitarists. He arrives late since he had to pick up his Hawaiian shorts from the drycleaners. As Slowhand finally enters the backstage room, Yngwie Malmsteen is just downing the Champagne flute that has been reserved for Clapton.
'Boy, you're fast!' says Clapton. He then asks 'Hey - and what about my solo?'
Malmsteen: 'I played that too!'

- Submitted by: Christoph Mayer

Q: What does Eric Clapton and a cup of coffee have in common?
A: They both suck without Cream.

- Submitted by: chris

Today Eric Clapton (AKA "God") turns 71. He was born on March 30, 1945. This is also the birthday (1968) of Celine Dion. Picture this: A musical icon nicknamed "God" celebrates his birthday today and a musical Antichrist also has hers on the same day!

- Submitted by: They Say It's Your Birthday

What do call it when Eric Clapton hits your car with his guitar?

A FENDER BENDER!

- Submitted by: stratolvr330

What is the difference between a baby and a bag of cocaine? Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

- Submitted by: nic
 
 

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