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Adele named her first 2 albums 19 and 21 because those were her dress sizes when she wrote them!!!
Did you hear about the computer that got thrown in the ocean? Now there's a Dell rolling in the deep.
I spotted Adele today. On Google Earth!
If I gained a pound for ever joke I ever heard about Adele's weight, I'd STILL weigh less than Adele!!!
Q why did adele cross the road A to say hello from the other side
Q. What is Adele's favorite Elton John song? A. Phil-Adele-phia Freedom
Q. What is a term for ceasing to be an Adele fan? A. Inf-Adele-ity
Q. Why did Adele take some time off from music to practice agriculture? A. She was nurturing the farmer in Adele.
Q: What does Adele do on her days off? She spends the livelong day "chasing pavements"!
Q: Why can't Adele swim in the shallow end of the pool? A: She can only roll in the deep!!!
Why did Adele cross the road? To say hello from the other side.
Q:Why can't Adele walk to the recording studio? A: She can only go rolling in the street!
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