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• WINNER: Skitch launches into an impromptu rendition of "Kung-Fu Fighting." - Lieutenant Dan
• 5 - The percussionist was so old he forgot the cymbals - Rick Duncan
• 5 - *Jaws theme music* - Luke Brattoni
• 4 - When I'm Pope my hat will be THIS BIG!!! - MC2
• 4 - Doc Severinsen got the fashion sense, but I got the moves, bee-yotch!! - Agrimorfee
• 4 - Skitch, describing his recent hemorroid problems - Dee Range
• 4 - And now young Skywalker, you will DIE! - Disco 3:16
• 4 - I tell ya, when I was a young'un we had to WALK to school... Five miles!...Through snow!... This high! - Wallie
• 4 - Skitch shows the world how he deals with an non-cooperative orchestra - Hasina Ghani
• 4 - Next time, my orchestra will be THIS big! - Cait Sith
• 4 - "Who ordered this pane of glass I found out front?" - FussBudget
• 4 - Skitch Henderson auditions for the part of Raiden in the next Mortal Kombat movie. - Josh
• 4 - CLAP ON!! (clap clap) CLAP OFF!! (clap clap). - Red Ant
• 4 - Skitch discovers he left his king-size baton at home - Eric Andrews
• 3 - "Since my last brithday, I measured it and it can stretch to this length now!" - RGC3
• 3 - Grrrrr, I'm a T. Rex! - Agrimorfee
• 3 - Mr. Henderson in an attempt to make his favorite anime attack. Mr henderson says: KAAA MEEE, HAAAAA MEEEE HAAA. - anderson'parody man' araujo
• 3 - Like THIS Daniel Son! - Reynard Muldrake
• 3 - "... so this violinist went an octave lower, so I bashed his head into the pavement..." - Hasina Ghani
• 3 - The mime / card magician just didn't quite awe the people like he was hoping... - iisryan
• 3 - Skitch: Now see kids, a crocodiles jaw goes like this. - Kez
• 3 - Hey Jesus. The last time i saw you were this big - dbell2525
• 3 - In my day, the conductor's baton was THIS long! And we liked it that way! - Rex Ungericht
• 3 - "That black Puma's head was this big""We know, it's right behind you!!" - Red Ant
• 2 - I'm telling ya, that fish was this big!!!! - Robert McClung
• 2 - Skitch Henderson demonstrates to his orchestra how the 'Bitch Clap' could be used effectively against professional basketball players. - Syncronos
• 2 - Yes ! I finally found what 2+2= ! 7!!!! - Ambunny
• 1 - I had a headache this big and it had Tax Evasion written all over it*. * In 1975, Henderson was sentenced to six months in prison and a $10,000 fine for filing false income tax statements. He was convicted of wrongly reporting that he donated musical scores and arrangements worth $350,000 to the University of Wisconsin in 1969. His defense lawyer blamed the tax violations on bad advice from an accountant. - Lionel Mertens

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